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12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Gracedpen: 3:39am On Aug 26, 2013
In case you missed 12 shocking habits of Nigerian ladies, click here

Alright people...thought it was worthwhile to add the male version of shocking habits Nigerians are proud of. You asked for it, and now you have it...!

NOTE: Not all Nigerian guys are engaged in these bad habits; some are much respectable and disciplined too...but actually, a good crop of them do some of these things without thinking them to be anything at all... Let's branch on...!

1. Taking time to rotate pictures of beautiful women on their DPs without ever deeming it fit to upload theirs.
2. Urinating everywhere and anywhere, including beside the road.
3. Forgetting to have their bath on weekends, public holidays and after sports.
4. Keeping bushy armpits, staining their shirts with sweat...and still offering a protective hug...yuck!

5. Drooling and staring at women, especially when they pass by or are seated next to them.
6. Bragging about any little accomplishment...their fathers' houses, fathers' cars- most times, accomplishments that are never theirs. The funny one is when they go as far as bragging about a celebrity or sports person...you'd hear something like; "Dbanj, that guy is bad! He has this, he has that...mehn....!..." And they go on and on and on as if the person in question is their elder brother.
7. Wearing dirty and smelly stockings. If some guys remove their legs from their shoes...oh, goodness...you'd feel like throwing up! Singlets and boxers are also worn for days and indeed, weeks!
8. Staying glued to their gadgets, especially computer games. Some guys are so addicted that they play till their thumbs hurt from the game pads, only for them to add plaster and still continue with the game...highly irrational!
9. Bringing a spoon when another guy is eating and joining in without permission, all in the name of "my guy"!
10. Taking pride in carefree and self-done electrical connections....wires joined with wires with no sort of taping or soldering. As long as it can conduct electricity, any connection does not necessarily have to be decent.
11. Having no definition of personal property...an average guy can share even a toothbrush!
12. Killing themselves over football and its induced arguments...worse still, attaching themselves possessively to foreign football clubs and saying words like "We have bought Mikel Obi" as if Chelsea coach knows they exist...!

Guy, I hope some of these things are not true of you o...lol!

SOURCE: http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/08/bad-habits-Nigerian-guys.html

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Bootylicious(f): 5:13am On Aug 26, 2013
13)Asides wearing dirty stockings,some men have smelly shoes.. OMG when some pull their shoes U'll begin to look 4 d dead rat in d house, and worst is they won't spread those shoes, try correcting d guy they'll feel insulted..
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by SoCal guy: 5:20am On Aug 26, 2013
Bootylicious: 13)Asides wearing dirty stockings,some men have smelly shoes.. OMG when some pull their shoes U'll begin to look 4 d dead rat in d house, and worst is they won't spread those shoes, try correcting d guy they'll feel insulted..
LWKMD grin
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Nobody: 5:49am On Aug 26, 2013
lol at smelly feet.we once went for a seminar,while it was on a guy sitting opposite us removed his shoe to relax more only for a great stinking smell to arise,there was commoion in de hall and evrybody ran out for safety even de guy himself
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by SoCal guy: 5:55am On Aug 26, 2013
^^^
Naija guys don suffer for here
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Lanrefahm(m): 6:10am On Aug 26, 2013
The author of dis poo seem stressed. Another habit nigeria like complaing alot as if dem holy pass
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Nobody: 6:21am On Aug 26, 2013
lady op (if i may call u dat) most of dis things ar done by ladies as well, i dnt deny d fact dat we guys do some of d things on d list but let me clarify somethings :
1. for number 1, most guys knw dey ar hansome and der is no need for dem to put der pix, its nt by force, look at nairaland 90% of peeps here dnt put der real pictures, so dnt complain.
2. nt every guy does dat but wen d tin hold u and u see bush u no go sharpaly go release am.
3. no guy would forget to take his bath unless he wants to stay indoor all day but would still take his bath b4 he sleeps.
4. nt every guy does dat.
5. wen u see a nyc shoe or watch wont u stare at it and tink should i buy dis or nt.
6. nt only guys do dis gals ar also guilty.
7. d sock tin happens wen guys sweat alot, can u make urself stop sweating.'
8. u complain abt guys and gadget wat abt gals and their blackberry.
9. if u wer to b a guy u would understand, i cannot go to my guys place wen i'm hungry, i see food and nt eat, guys dnt play wit der stomachs and besides it creates a bond between guys, fyi.
10. nt every guy does dat but it saves money and besides would u call someone to bath u wen u can do it urself.
11. dat is nt tru at all. we dnt share toothbrush dats just dirty, we share other things tho.
12. football is a way of life, take it or leave it, basically its fun, just d way gals argue abt celebrites, we guys argue abt football especially wen we ar bored.

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by joeace2020(m): 6:56am On Aug 26, 2013
nuru3000: lady op (if i may call u dat) most of dis things ar done by ladies as well, i dnt deny d fact dat we guys do some of d things on d list but let me clarify somethings :
1. for number 1, most guys knw dey ar hansome and der is no need for dem to put der pix, its nt by force, look at nairaland 90% of peeps here dnt put der real pictures, so dnt complain.
2. nt every guy does dat but wen d tin hold u and u see bush u no go sharpaly go release am.
3. no guy would forget to take his bath unless he wants to stay indoor all day but would still take his bath b4 he sleeps.
4. nt every guy does dat.
5. wen u see a nyc shoe or watch wont u stare at it and tink should i buy dis or nt.
6. nt only guys do dis gals ar also guilty.
7. d sock tin happens wen guys sweat alot, can u make urself stop sweating.'
8. u complain abt guys and gadget wat abt gals and their blackberry.
9. if u wer to b a guy u would understand, i cannot go to my guys place wen i'm hungry, i see food and nt eat, guys dnt play wit der stomachs and besides it creates a bond between guys, fyi.
10. nt every guy does dat but it saves money and besides would u call someone to bath u wen u can do it urself.
11. dat is nt tru at all. we dnt share toothbrush dats just dirty, we share other things tho.
12. football is a way of life, take it or leave it, basically its fun, just d way gals argue abt celebrites, we guys argue abt football especially wen we ar bored.


abeg tell herl...... ladies wit their low self esteem and over righteous attitudes.

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Kaycee7(m): 7:35am On Aug 26, 2013
I take it the Op ain't Nigerian.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Nobody: 7:36am On Aug 26, 2013
Hum.... Are they really bad? Cos i do some of those... cheesy
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Harbosede02(f): 7:52am On Aug 26, 2013
*covers nose*dirty guys!make una defend urselves more dan dat,wat d op wrote is true,take or leave it...remember "clean guys"don't argue,itz a dirty tin 2 do..*yimu*

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Enegod(m): 8:12am On Aug 26, 2013
In the news today:
* APC sets up harmonisation committees
in states
* 'Stowaway boy thought Arik plane was
US- bound'
* Suntai arrives Abuja, assisted out of
aircraft
* Deregistered parties threatening public
order - INEC
* Rivers forum says Wike can't give
Amaechi conditions
* Land grabbers beat architect to death
over N5,000
* Terrorism: Lebanese, Indian detained for
taking pictures
and in sports:
* Fresh challenge for Moses as Willian joins
Chelsea
* Nigeria Pitch Awards excites Mikel
undecided undecided
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by masonkz(m): 8:17am On Aug 26, 2013
Lol. Number 9 is true, especially when you're in school and staying with friends.

But ermm, how does a guy forget to have his bath on a weekend Does that happen?

As for number 12: ladies, better don't go near a guy when he's arguing about football.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Oildichotomy^: 8:23am On Aug 26, 2013
I can falter in some of the stated points but definitely not all.
By the way, Guys are passionate about football and games which are clearly cheap, but really what're ladies passionate about?
Fashion!! Yeah right
but unfortunately we dudes are made to pay for what they're passionate about
Sucks really-- Society aint fair to the menfolk in that regard at all.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Nobody: 8:26am On Aug 26, 2013
Bootylicious: 13)Asides wearing dirty stockings,some men have smelly shoes.. OMG when some pull their shoes U'll begin to look 4 d dead rat in d house, and worst is they won't spread those shoes, try correcting d guy they'll feel insulted..
grin grin grin

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by iterator24: 8:33am On Aug 26, 2013
Dry undecided.. the ladies version was much more disturbing
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Pkingsley: 9:20am On Aug 26, 2013
Greetings to all viewers!
My name is james from UK I own a plaza where I sell laptops,mobile phones,digital cameras,I-pads,I-pods etc. The rate of low sales rate here in UK is driven me out of business and I wanna open a branch in Africa. A friend told me Africa communication market is good. I need a trust worthy partner in Africa male or female. Interested persons should contact ppeterkingsley1@gmail.com for more info
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Harbosede02(f): 9:36am On Aug 26, 2013
Pkingsley: Greetings to all viewers!
My name is james from UK I own a plaza where I sell laptops,mobile phones,digital cameras,I-pads,I-pods etc. The rate of low sales rate here in UK is driven me out of business and I wanna open a branch in Africa. A friend told me Africa communication market is good. I need a trust worthy partner in Africa male or female. Interested persons should contact ppeterkingsley1@gmail.com for more info
still on d matter...bad habits!!!

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by 190: 10:13am On Aug 26, 2013
I have 2be honest, I'm guilty of all 12 of them

But that's why I'm a guy I'm human

I love football, I play video games even on my ipad 3

I'm wealthy - I love women, I'm a human being - I'm true and I'm real and I ent gna pretend daz why I'm not perfect

This is too much for we guys 2handle

#cries away from thread#
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Ms_ShaQ(f): 10:47am On Aug 26, 2013
Its means d hair under ur armpit is enuf 2 plait braids den! embarassed ewwwww!
190: I have 2be honest, I'm guilty of all 12 of them

But that's why I'm a guy I'm human

I love football, I play video games even on my ipad 3

I'm wealthy - I love women, I'm a human being - I'm true and I'm real and I ent gna pretend daz why I'm not perfect

This is too much for we guys 2handle

#cries away from thread#
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Nobody: 11:06am On Aug 26, 2013
LMAO! OP is right. A friend once told me, if you want to know a neat/dirty guy, check out his toe nails especially the big toe. gringringrin.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by harmless phil(f): 11:07am On Aug 26, 2013
U forgot to add these
1.Sleeping without taking a showing after a hard day work.
2.Dose off after sex without boring to clean up or boring to remove d condom.
3. Sleeping and snoring with so much noise and spit dripping out of their mouth and soaking d pillow with soo much saliva ouch so disgusting.
4.Staying glue to their phone browhing and look @ Unclad girls pixs and wishing their lady should been like tat and watching Indecency movies and expecting their girl to act like d Indecency star did in d movies. In a nut shell some men are not just it, but wen seen outside u will tink oh my God I wish dis is mine.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Confusionist: 11:11am On Aug 26, 2013
I say the OP is confused:

Guys are just too free!
But the bushy armpit is wot i dnt condone!
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Sanguine(f): 11:24am On Aug 26, 2013
Bootylicious: 13)Asides wearing dirty stockings,some men have smelly shoes.. OMG when some pull their shoes U'll begin to look 4 d dead rat in d house, and worst is they won't spread those shoes, try correcting d guy they'll feel insulted..

Lol. Yeah you're soo right. And that's just so irritationally disgusting!

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by davidmani(m): 11:36am On Aug 26, 2013
i think am guilty of the game thing, especially now can't blame me though rather put it on Assu.well aside that am cool
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by DailyNews(m): 12:09pm On Aug 26, 2013
1. Taking time to rotate pictures of beautiful women on their DPs without ever deeming it fit to upload theirs.
Response: Yeah, you’re very correct here, men enjoy looking a lot…in fact, men are visual beings. They get more moved by what they see while women are moved by what they hear (imagination, reason most get played by smooth talkers).

2. Urinating everywhere and anywhere, including beside the road.
Response: I hate this with passion, I condemn it everyday…and I once said that if I had my way as a president, would put a disciplinary action plus fine on this because it makes our environment dirty, smelly and downgrades the image of men.

3. Forgetting to have their bath on weekends, public holidays and after sports.
Response: This is FALLACY! If any does it, they must be teenage boys or day pay laborers.

4. Keeping bushy armpits, staining their shirts with sweat...and still offering a protective hug...yuck!
Response: Very true…and common amongst traders, laborers and technical guys, and it sucks. Even their fellow guys do condemn those with such dirty habit.

5. Drooling and staring at women, especially when they pass by or are seated next to them.
Response: Like I said earlier, men enjoy looking at beautiful things a lot. Its not common to just Nigerian men, it is common to all men, irrespective of their race, background or class. Didn’t you saw the viral photographs of President Obama staring deliciously at Thailand’s pretty Prime Minister last year, when Obama visited Thailand?

Even Pastors, Top Male Presenters, Celebrities, etc are all guilty of this crime of staring/looking at beautiful women’s bosom and backside. So you are right, but blame on nature…lol….

6. Bragging about any little accomplishment...their fathers' houses, fathers' cars- most times, accomplishments that are never theirs. The funny one is when they go as far as bragging about a celebrity or sports person...you'd hear something like; "Dbanj, that guy is bad! He has this, he has that...mehn....!..." And they go on and on and on as if the person in question is their elder brother

Response: Men are achievers. In fact, they derive their greatest joy in achieving success- financial success, cars, houses, business, just name it…and because of their natural drive for success, they just can’t stop themselves from telling people around them even unconsciously most times.

It is not just peculiar to Nigerian guys alone, it is a global wahala for men…didn’t you watched Titanic and saw how Rose’s husband bragged about his wealth? If you happen to have some foreign male friends, you will also discover this in them, it is only few men who are naturally blessed with total humility and grace not to brag or talk about their or other people’s success.

But in all, it is not a good practice…nice observation…guys una don hear from the cow’s mouth abi? Lol

7. Wearing dirty and smelly stockings. If some guys remove their legs from their shoes...oh, goodness...you'd feel like throwing up! Singlets and boxers are also worn for days and indeed, weeks!
Response: VERY VERY IRRITATING!!!!! Gosh!!!! I personally hate, in fact, DISGUST this, even imagining it alone is disturbing…pls skip this. Guys who are victim of this should please learn na…na wa o….even comedians have used this same issue to yab guys over and over and yet, guys refused to improve…I wonder if there still exist guys that fall victim of this sha….

Pls op…increase your campaign against this one….past it on your facebook wall abeg.

8. Staying glued to their gadgets, especially computer games. Some guys are so addicted that they play till their thumbs hurt from the game pads, only for them to add plaster and still continue with the game...highly irrational!
Response: Hmmmm….I must confess that I am a victim of this! Yes, I am…and even my immediate elder brother too is…at a point, my mom became tired cos she will be pleading for us to stop just to eat….lol…I thank God for rescuing me….lol…..maybe because I don’t have a playmate now, though I still play alone o….game…game…I wonder what oyimbo put inside that thing, especially soccer…

And I am sure 70% of guys all over the world, young, old, poor, rich, unemployed and employed are guilty of this game addiction! May God help us all on this o…e no easy at all.

9. Bringing a spoon when another guy is eating and joining in without permission, all in the name of "my guy"!
Response: common amongst students. But it shows love, true friendship…that’s mainly why they do it because I remember when I was in school…and was living alone off campus in a big mansion, honestly, I never enjoyed my stay…I will manage to cook, but can’t eat it cos no appetite until my friends visited, and just seeing them crave and fight casually for spoon and position always sparked up my hunger and appetite for my abandoned food.

This made me to make a decision not to stay alone during my final year cos I wanted to mix up and unwind with friends, so I collected money to live alone, but ended up living with 3 close friends, and it was fun all the way….lolz….always miss those days….as we all are now very far apart….ocean drive…life.

10. Taking pride in carefree and self-done electrical connections....wires joined with wires with no sort of taping or soldering. As long as it can conduct electricity, any connection does not necessarily have to be decent.
Response: Very true and bad conduct. But I don’t think any guy that passed through higher institution (Polytechnic or Uni) and probably studied engineering would dare this cos its an unsafe practice…and SAFETY department frowns at this.

It has killed and injured so many guys….and worst of, they like doing it when they see girls around, remembered one in school then…he is always at ladies’ service, to fix their fans, etc for free..and even bragged about being untouchable by electricity, I always pitied and prayed for him cos he was truly ignorant. Thanks for this exposure….nice one.

11. Having no definition of personal property...an average guy can share even a toothbrush!

Response: This one is just your imagination dear. No guy does this….I can bet my nairaland handle on this…lol

12. Killing themselves over football and its induced arguments...worse still, attaching themselves possessively to foreign football clubs and saying words like "We have bought Mikel Obi" as if Chelsea coach knows they exist...!
Response: It is a common habit amongst men of all race, age, class and background. Men love football and sports in general. You need to see or know how much some wealthy guys squander in the name of playing golf that they derive nothing but that mental and physical exercise.

In fact, football is an OPIUM for all men, and you can’t take it away from them…besides, becoming a leader starts from following and cheering leaders. Lionel Messi was so obsessed with football even while he was growing up….they said he carried football to school and while other kids played around, he stayed glued to his football…and today, you know the rest…

So dear, if it was possible, so many men would have ended up footballers playing on the pitch…but since we all can’t play the game at the same time, some resort to spectators cheering others with passion and joy…and remember, people also cheer them in their own respective fields- some are musical artistes, bloggers, web masters, public speakers, industrialists, traders, drivers, dancers, etc, and they all also have followers who cheer and stand by them…so it is just a way of life, and it doesn’t corrupt the mind like watching useless movies and romance films and reality shows that teach women all sorts of bad habits and also corrupt their so many women’s minds…and this is what women prefer to sports and news.

If you don’t have a club you’re supporting now, pls join us ASAP.

Thanks for sharing…

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Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by elrony(m): 12:21pm On Aug 26, 2013
Well @Dailynews killed it tho!!!

@OP not every guy got bad personal hygiene u know ...

PS: I hate pubic / armpit hairs...I don't keep 'em!!
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Les(m): 12:33pm On Aug 26, 2013
joeace2020:


abeg tell herl...... ladies wit their low self esteem and over righteous attitudes.
and i came expecting something meaninful.... i de vex say my bb subscription no gree work say na my airtime i de use browse now. i come de waste am,for here... brb...
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Bootylicious(f): 12:35pm On Aug 26, 2013
Why hitting on her,she started wit some bad habits peculiar too ladies
joeace2020:


abeg tell herl...... ladies wit their low self esteem and over righteous attitudes.
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by rottenegg(m): 1:08pm On Aug 26, 2013
Lmao! Guilty as charged! I thought these things are a trun on to the ladies?!! Especially when your man is screaming at the top of his voice when Man U scores a goooaaaall!
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by lil max(m): 1:21pm On Aug 26, 2013
harmless phil: U forgot to add these
1.Sleeping without taking a showing after a hard day work.
2.Dose off after sex without boring to clean up or boring to remove d condom.
3. Sleeping and snoring with so much noise and spit dripping out of their mouth and soaking d pillow with soo much saliva ouch so disgusting.
4.Staying glue to their phone browhing and look @ Unclad girls pixs and wishing their lady should been like tat and watching Indecency movies and expecting their girl to act like d Indecency star did in d movies. In a nut shell some men are not just it, but wen seen outside u will tink oh my God I wish dis is mine.
later dis one go dey claim virgin
Re: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Guys by Segeggs(m): 1:23pm On Aug 26, 2013
harmless phil: U forgot to add these
1.Sleeping without taking a showing after a hard day work.
2.Dose off after sex without boring to clean up or boring to remove d condom.
i think it describes ur boyfriendgrin

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