lana_Vello: aii,try this:
"the yolk of an egg is white" or "the yolk of an egg are white"
which is correct?

Deiok: I dont want to hear you twist this one
"the yolk of an egg is white"

denniece1:
None...yellow tins..lol

Numero uuuno: OMG!i can't believe i can be dis dumb,how did i overlook the "white"?

lana_Vello: a woman shot her husband,dipped him under water for 10 mins and an hour later,she goes out for dinner with him. how come?

denniece1:
The woman is a photographer who shot her husband(took a picture)?...just guesssing

denniece1:
The woman is a photographer who shot her husband(took a picture)?...just guesssing

lana_Vello: a pineapple tree planted on a small land btw a church(west) and a mosque(east) is abt to fall due to an eastern wind. where wud it fall?

lana_Vello: a pineapple tree planted on a small land btw a church(west) and a mosque(east) is abt to fall due to an eastern wind. where wud it fall?

Numero uuuno: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Letter "E"

Deiok: Pineaple is nt a tree.

denniece1: Or pineapple doesnt v a tree(Nt sure tho)

Deiok: Pineaple is nt a tree.

denniece1: Or pineapple doesnt v a tree(Nt sure tho)

lana_Vello:
rit also.u shudda sin d big smile on my face wen i saw ur prev ans knowin u r wrong b4 u gave dz oda rit 1

denniece1:
Lol...it was confusing cos som pple refer 2 pineapple bush as a tree.

daisyella: Birbal was known to be one of d most clever people in d world. One day, a scholar came to the court of emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions correctly and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was. He asked Birbal: "would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or juz a single difficult one". Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave.
"ask me one difficult question", said Birbal.
"well, then tell me, said the scholar, which came first into the world, the chicken or d egg?
"the chicken" replied Birbal very confidently.
"How do you know? Asked d scholar with a note of triumph in his voice.
Birbal answered him and d scholar went home astonished. What did Birbal answer to this?

lana_Vello: this is kinda tough oh,thirteen huh?

denniece1: A word I know, Six letters it contains, Subtract just one, And
twelve is what remains. What is the word?

Jbluv55: 7. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour.
How many minutes would the pills last??

Jbluv55:
dozens

Jbluv55: 7. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour.
How many minutes would the pills last??