Definition Of Gobe...

~When d person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

~When you tell your friend 'YOUR MAMA!!' and turn around to see his or her mum staring at you. Mehn,, u go dey sure of plenty slap.

~When mosquito lands on ur papa's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide proof ohh.. Or else...

~When Aunty Patience is your English HOD... Accreditation is settled.

~When you mistakenly give a beggar 1000 naira note instead of 10 naira in public. Givers neva lack.

~When you are in a moving bus and you throw away 500 naira note instead of gala wrapper. Ur day don RED be that.

~When your dad works at NEPA and they take the light and you shout 'GOD PUNISH NEPA!'... And he is there wit you.. Na ur mama go start to pay your school fees.

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LOL @ Gala wrapper & Father's head. . . hehehe. . . U don dey madt!!!

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