For as long as he can remember, 57-year-
old Jim Dunbar has never been able to make
it to appointments on time. His friends and
family always thought he was making
excuses, but after a recent doctor’s
appointment, for which he was a half-hour
late, Jim was diagnosed with incurable
lateness.
Jim Dunbar used to always tell people it
wasn’t his fault he couldn’t make it on time
for anything, but they never took him
seriously. Even as a five-year-old he
remembers constantly being late for school,
football matches and holidays. As an adult
he has left women waiting for him on first
dates, lost several jobs, turned up to meals
with his friends hours after the set meeting
time and even showed up for funerals long
after they had started. Recently, Jim tried to
catch a movie at the local cinema, in Forfar,
Scotland, and knowing his lateness might
get in the way, he gave himself an 11-hour
head start to make sure he got there on
time. Dunbar knew the movie started at 7
pm, but despite his best efforts, he arrived
20 minutes late. After going through
countless similar experiences, he finally
decided to talk to a doctor about his
problem. He was a half-hour late for his
appointment at a Ninewells hospital, but he
finally got an answer to the question that
had been bugging him for a lifetime – “Why
can’t I be on time?”

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