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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by smytheze: 1:07pm On Nov 20, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shollay20(m): 1:18pm On Nov 20, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Macles: 7:08am On Nov 21, 2014
Fashion week – Office Wears For Ladies
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My beautiful ladies and handsome gents, its a brand new week. Happy Sunday my people. Oh my! you guys just have to pardon me for staying out this long (though working tirelessly to give my beauties the best), I appreciate and love you all. Today will mark our first edition of fashion week and as the saying goes “ladies first” so you see I am not going to break the rule, hehehe. so here we go, We are starting this edition with ladies office wears from Monday to Friday. As you all will agree with me that fashion line is changing tremendously almost every second.

Read more: http://.com/fashion-week-office-wears-for-ladies
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 7:22am On Nov 21, 2014
Handling diaper rash
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Once diaper and diaper rash is mentioned, Pampers(a popular brand) comes to mind. Do you guys remember that advert where a mother took her child to a pediatrician because she has diaper rash? I love that advert die. Ehn, what then is diaper rash? Diaper rashes are the red, inflamed and heat rash-like on the buttocks of the baby. This is usually caused when diapers are rubbing against the baby’s skin or infrequent diaper changes or diaper that fit too tightly or plastic pants that fit over diapers and /or diarrhea.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:47am On Nov 21, 2014
Evil Comedian Episode 18
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Of course he was bad, yes he was bad, he killed Papa. He suffered so many people in this community, sent some to join papa. Nfelo's surname is evil, Mama have you forgotten? Ofego asked. Forgotten what? Mama asked. Mama, what is happening, I am getting confused here, is this the Sagem community I left.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-18_21.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:57am On Nov 21, 2014
The Governor Of A State In Nigeria Who Knows Nothing About The State
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A Governor of a particular state from the south, I will not mention name, he knows himself. He was with his personal assistant.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/the-governor-of-state-in-nigeria-who.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:21am On Nov 21, 2014
What Goes Around In An Animal's World Doesn't Comes Around
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He reared thirty young hens, my late grandpa. It got to a time he felt the one and only old rooster was getting old to perform and he decided to buy a new one, this time, a young one. The old rooster welcomed the young one saying, you are welcome to join me Mr Young, we will work together towards productivity. What do you mean?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/what-goes-around-in-animals-world.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:36am On Nov 21, 2014
In A Bid To Please Himself Man Ends Life
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As the days go by, strange things are happening in this world of ours. We are really at the endtime. Just to please himself, see what a man did to himself. The man was at Elegushi Beach strolling around.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/in-bid-to-please-himself-man-ends-life.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 10:32am On Nov 21, 2014
Early Detection and Management of Breast Cancer
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So I went to the teaching hospital (ANSUTH) last week for my baby’s immunization, going about greeting people that took care of me while I was pregnant, then I saw this woman writhing in pain. One side of her breast is.

Read more: http://www..com/early-detection-and-management-of-breast-cancer
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Sushis: 10:47am On Nov 21, 2014
Ladies get in here-FLAT BELLY, BIG BOOTY TIPS
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Hello dearies, it is a beautiful Saturday morning and I will be sharing with you guys effective exercises to target your belly and boost your posterior view. 1. When squatting tighten your belly muscles to enjoy the benefits of this exercise on your belly. Aside building the booty, squatting is a great core exercise. It works on your entire body.

Read more: http://www..com/ladies-get-in-here-flat-belly-big-booty-tips
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 11:03am On Nov 21, 2014
Incredible Beauty Uses Of Coffee
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I was surfing the internet and came across this and decided to bring it here after so many reviews and people’s confirmation. Yes i know of the benefit of caffeine on the skin (beauty routine) but my mind had never gone towards coffee. Facial Coffee is packed with antioxidants, and this advantage helps it to fight skin aging by eliminating toxins and protecting the skin against free radicals from pollution, cigarette smoke, and more. Mix 2 tablespoons of coffee with 2 tablespoons of.

Read more: http://www..com/incredible-beauty-uses-of-coffee
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by randomFYO: 11:46am On Nov 21, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shollay20(m): 10:26pm On Nov 21, 2014
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:01am On Nov 23, 2014
African Dog Kills European Lion
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My cousin Bekes last christmas went with his dog to Obudu cattle ranch in calabar for the christmas holidays. The dog, called Raider, roamed into the jungle and got lost. A Lion saw him from afar.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/african-dog-kills-european-lion.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:16am On Nov 23, 2014
At The Sound Of The Voice He Became Scared
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My Dad gave me some oranges to go and hawk for him. I went, two hours later I came back crying. He asked me why I was crying.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/at-sound-of-voice-he-became-scared.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:24am On Nov 23, 2014
Lawyer Lies His Way To Riches
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A Nigerian Internet Fraudsters popularly known as yahoo boys Boss found out that his bookkeeper had cheated him of $20 Million.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/lawyer-lies-his-way-to-riches.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:02am On Nov 23, 2014
What Kind Of A Man Is This
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I located my seat and sat on it at the Brazil 2014 FIFA World Cup Final. I looked at my right and noticed that there was a spare seat in between myself and the next person. Who would ever miss a World Cup final, Is that person in his or her right senses?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/what-kind-of-man-is-this.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by 2Cents: 1:53pm On Nov 23, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shollay20(m): 6:12pm On Nov 23, 2014
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 4:50am On Nov 24, 2014
AN ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE (2)
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Professor Udoka was noted for his spontaneous as well as tiresome 4pm Friday afternoon lectures. However it became obvious to every student in Pharm lecture room 2 that Professor Udoka wasn’t interested in having a full Drug analysis lecture. He was in a jovial mood and had not opened his black Tuscan leather briefcase which contained his lecture notes. “How many of you here are on Instagram?''

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone-2/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 4:57am On Nov 24, 2014
IMMANUELLA’S GRADUATION
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“The final year examination brings anxiety and apprehension to even the most brilliant student. So you all have to come off your high horses and prepare for your exams.” Those were the words of Professor Richard Ademola in his last lecture with 400 level students of the department of Pure and applied chemistry, University of Calabar. These words are on my mind as I walk briskly down the departmental block to meet up with my colleagues in the chemistry laboratory for the last practical session of the semester and of my life as a university undergraduate. It is one week to our final year exams and we are all prepped up, everybody wants to leave this school system. “Immanuella okon! Where have you been these days? I have not been seeing you” Dr Udoji says as he bumps into me at the hallway.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/immanuellas-graduation/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 5:22am On Nov 24, 2014
Omoni Oboli all covered up
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The movie producer and actress wore this dress to Aso rock yesterday for independence dinner party. See the way she wore the dress here: www..com/omoni-oboli-all-covered-up#more-605
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 5:26am On Nov 24, 2014
Lemon Juice -How To Lighten Skin With It
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The instructions on how to use lemon juice to whiten skin aren’t difficult If you’d like to know. Lemon juice has remain a time- honoured treatment for any skin type. Lemon juice is an all round skin treatment if only you can keep a few safety precautions in mind while using lemon juice. How to lighten Skin with Lemon Juice: Lemon juice is an astringent that has natural bleaching properties. If using lemon juice to lighten skin, note that you cannot drastically alter skin tone using lemons. At best, skin will brighten a few shades lighter. The effects aren’t permanent.

Read more: http://www..com/lemon-juice-how-to-lighten-skin-with-it#more-1090
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 5:30am On Nov 24, 2014
OMG: Two Bold Teenagers Walked Into An Apple Store And Bent An iPhone 6 Plus
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Two British teens, Kylie and Danny, over the weekend went to apple store, bent their iPhone 6 and recorded their exploits for the world to see. The video.

Read more: http://www..com/omg-two-bold-teenagers-walked-into-an-apple-store-and-bent-an-iphone-6-plus#more-582
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:06am On Nov 24, 2014
Evil Comedian Episode 19
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It was morning already and the sun was about to rise. The lights were still on, and the air condition had made the room to be very cold. Ofego went to the bathroom in fear, took his bath and came out. This dream! He murmured to himself, might mean something o. Maybe, Pastor Deliverance Deliverance might have an explanation to it, let me go and see him.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-19.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:15am On Nov 24, 2014
Armed Robbers Without Armed Robbery Permit
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Everybody lie down! An Armed robber and his gang shouted as they burst into Diamond bank in so so so place far back in 2005. Everybody laid flat on the ground including me.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/armed-robbers-without-armed-robbery.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:23am On Nov 24, 2014
Becoming A Priest And Forsaking The World My Younger Brother's Experience
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My younger brother wanted to become a priest so he went to learn priesthood in Cross River. You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every two weeks. The already made priest who is the leader told him. He agreed. After the first two weeks.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/becoming-priest-and-forsaking-world-my.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oghenedoh: 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2014
CHARMING EVIL
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The placard, ‘To err is human; to forgive isn’t part of the banking policy’ hung loosely on the wall of Vantage bank as I walked in there for the first time. ‘Nice write-up’ I thought to myself as I visited every corner of the banking hall with my curious eyes.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/charming-evil/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 1:19pm On Nov 24, 2014
Superfoods for New Mothers
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Pregnancy and child birth comess with alot of stress and pressure. In this stage of ones life, following a healthy diet is very important to help you recover from labour and prepare you for the challenges of motherhood. A good and quality diet is needed especially if you are breastfeeding to ensure that your baby gets all the important nutrients required for proper growth and development. Plus, a balanced diet will help your body produce breast milk and replenish nutrients that you have lost for the benefit of your baby To make sure you and your baby get all the nutrients you both need, include some superfoods in your diet during the postpartum period.

Read more: http://www..com/superfoods-for-new-mothers
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:23pm On Nov 24, 2014
Nigerian Politician Disgrace Himself On National T.V
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So the elections are around the corner and things are happening. Politicians coming out for declaration, some even making a mess of themselves like this. Just last week friday a politician gunning for presidency.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/nigerian-politician-disgrace-himself-on.html?m=1

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