HANDSHAKES, BODY FLUIDS AND EBOLA MATTERS
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You go to a bank to conduct a financial transaction. You walk into the premises just in time to meet a colleague and a friend whom you have not seen in a while walking out of the bank’s entrance door. He hails and waves at you. You stop right in your tracks and move towards him. You shake each other hands firmly. The thought of Ebola virus mode of transmission via handshakes flashes through your mind but you quickly dismiss it.

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2face helping out in the Kitchen
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With 2face’s wealth and fame, he still enters kitchen to cook for his family. Oowww how sweet.

See pic of him cooking in the kitchen here: http://www..com/2face-helping-out-in-the-kitchen

Man Stares At Tiwa Savage Boobs Lustfully
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This photograph has been making rounds these few days with individuals down- pouring ill-uses on the lucky man for staring at Tiwa Savage lustfully as she performed at their wedding.

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What NairaBet And All Other Football Betting Does To You
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Frekens was dreaming one afternoon. In the dream he was at a viewing centre watching Liverpool versus Chelsea match. He started shouting; Chelsea will win! Chelsea will win! I say chelsea will win. It's a lie, I cut in,

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Student Beats Down Teacher
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So I was posted to one secondary school in a remote village for my NYSC. My first day in class I told the children there would be a test on elementary science the next week. They all read the book from cover to cover at home. On the day of the test, guess what I gave those stubborn children!

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With What I did Am I A Good Friend
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We were lost in the forest. We went hunting and got lost. We stayed there for weeks, feeding on anything with flesh. We then found a magic lamp, while looking for an exit from the forest. We rubbed the lamp,

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Wooing A Girl On The Street My Experience
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I was strolling on the street and saw a beautiful girl. Hello Angel! I followed her. Can I get to know you? She didn't answer, but kept on walking.

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Farmer kills wife over bag of Garri
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This can only be attributed to poverty. A 45 year-old farmer ,John Ogunji, has allegedly killed his wife, Christianah Ogunji, in Okitipupa, Ondo State after an argument over sharing of a bag of garri (cassava flour) . Problem started, after the farmer suggested that the bag of garri be shared equally between the couple. The wife allegedly did not not accept the idea.

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Women appreciate your body
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Firstly, once a man chooses you over the numerous ladies, he already thinks you are attractive so you shouldn’t feel insecure, but confident! What attracts men to our bodies is what makes us women- breast, butt, curves, thighs, etc. They may not be perfect but that’s completely normal, every woman is different and men know that and they still like you. Yes, you probably don’t like the scar you have or the way your teeth look when your smile,

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Tips On Desire And Relationship Intimacy
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For various reasons, sexual passion and relationship intimacy may weaken over time. For some it has actually never been strong. Traumatic or negative experience, relationship problems, ageing, attitude pressed by others that create shame, guilt or repulsion towards sexual intimacy are some of the causes of loss of sexual desires. In many cases the fear that you may not be able to meet the expectation of your partner which may lead to dissatisfaction may decrease the sexual passion.

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Marriage tips for women
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I trust and wish our wives, sisters, moms, close relatives would realize one or two things from this write up. Enjoy. 1) Honestly speaking, being a great young lady doesn’t naturally mean u’ll be a decent wife.(they are 2 different things altogether) 2) I have seen virgin spouses turn bothering wives, why a few young ladies with alleged PAST get to be kind & observing wives. (dont stir up my point)

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An Nysc Camp Story (3)
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The third and final week of camping came up in a jiffy and the camping rules were relaxed. It was a week of competitions in various sporting activities and groups. Kenny joined the platoon 3 football team. He played in the number 10 position in the midfield. Adamma often came to watch him train and play in the inter platoon football competition. Kenny always played his heart out when she came around.

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Low Adsense Earnings ? How to Increase
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For an ordinary blogger, Google Adsense is still the best and most easily accessible means, to make money through blogging. Among st the PPC advertisers out there, Google Adsense provides the best rates to its publishers, that too with a great variety of advertisements. Moreover, the trust in Google, makes many bloggers opt for Google Adsense over the others.if you are facing low adsense earnings, you can increase the same with some tips. Still, many bloggers do not make much money out of Google Adsense. Making money out of Google Adsense is easy, if you follow this correct tactics.

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How to Protect Google AdSense Account From Invalid Clicks
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For an ordinary blogger, Google Adsense is the most easily and the most trusted means to make money through blogging. Nowadays, getting Google Adsense approval is somewhat hard, especially in some selected countries. And moreover, even if you get your adsense account approved, the next threat against your account is about getting banned.

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How to Find the Traffic of Any Website on the Internet
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Have you ever wondered how many people visit TechCrunch every month? How about the New York Times? How about how many people are visiting the site of your competitors? Recently I discovered a tool that is quite handy for digging out those numbers.

Read more: http://clearsoft.org/how-to-find-the-traffic-of-any-website-on-the-internet/

Facebook Timeline Clone Script
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In this code you will learn how to make a timeline like facebook. It also includes live search, wall post, delete wall post, add other that can be found in this application. This system allows the user to post picture. The user can also add and delete friends with instant notification.

Read more: http://clearsoft.org/facebook-timeline-clone-script/

Evil Comedian Episode 20
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Ofego just stared at Nfelo thinking of how to eliminate him, this was his chance, he has to utilise it, he reasoned and could not concentrate anymore. Sir, It's anything the matter? The nurses asked. Ofego did not answer. Sir, do you know him? Another asked. He still did not answer. Sir!!!!!! The three nurses all screamed.

Read more: http://njuwo.com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-20.html?m=1

Human Beings Are Being Used For Experiments In Abuja Hospital
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A doctor was teaching a group of medical I.T students the different kinds of madness, in a psychiatric hospital in Abuja. There were no mad people for the experiments. So the hospital management gave a contract of one million naira to a bus driver to go and bring mad people.

Read more: http://njuwo.com/2014/11/human-beings-used-for-experiments-in.html?m=1

Surprise! Surprise Birthday Gift For My Wife
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I took my wife outside our house. Happy birthday darling! I said. Thank you honey! She acknowledged, and asked, where is my birthday gift?

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I Thought She Needed My Help
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About to go to campus 2 for lectures. At the bus stop a girl in front of me was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus came, she was to get in before me. When it was her turn to get in, she realised that her skirt was so tight that she could not get her foot high enough to reach the step.

Read more: http://njuwo.com/2014/11/i-thought-she-needed-my-help.html?m=1

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