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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 1 --------------- ------------ It is christmas eve. It is time to prepare. It is time for the uproar. It is time for the hullaballo. Ofego was sitting outside browsing with his Nokia 3310 when their last born, Oreva baby came. Ofego raised up his head to see her. She was staring at him awkwardly. Have you told Mummy? What did she say? Ofego asked. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/christmas-hullabaloo-episode-1.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:46pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Children Without Brains --------------- ------------ I told my class today, Children, today's topic is "Irony". Irony is the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humourous or emphatic effect. E.g; Men can solve the problem of a woman but they are still the only problem a woman has. Can I have more examples? Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/children-without-brains.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:34pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Insult Of The Highest Order --------------- ------------ I saw two little boys from afar across the street fighting, and ran to separate them. They started staring at the me. The first said to the second, You see what I was telling you. You see, I told you, here it is. Now you are seeing it clearly now. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/insult-of-highest-order.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:28pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Nigeria Police How They Handle Issues --------------- ------------ The Nigeria Police were in a competition to rate the best security force in Nigeria, alongside the EFCC, the ARMY. They all had to compete by searching for a missing RAT in the bush. Firstly, it was the EFCC that started by investigation, questioning all the plants and animals in the bush. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/nigeria-police-how-they-handle-issues.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Aboabo: 10:38am On Dec 03, 2014 |
MINDING THE NEIGHBOUR’S BUSINESS --------------- ------------ Paul raised his eyes from the book he was reading to look around the sitting room as the neighbour’s generating set came on. The standing fan still rotated. And the indicator on the extension box for the TV and decoder plugs still glowed red. There was still power being supplied. “Why won’t this man just pay his electricity bill like everyone and at least save some of the fuel money for other things?” he thought to himself. Adding, “And allow us some peace during the day?” “Is that from ‘Iron Man’s’ house?” Paul’s mum asked from the kitchen. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/minding-neighbours-business/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Omamibaby: 11:00am On Dec 03, 2014 |
JUSTICE IN THE JUNGLE Episode 2 --------------- ------------ We didn’t need a soothsayer to know she was referring to the guy who had just run past us. Just for the fun of a having a little morning adventure and to satisfy my curiosity i followed in hot pursuit alongside many other market goers. We hadn’t gone far when we saw a mob gathered around a young man, beating him with sticks and chains. Something was wrong! He wasn’t the man who ran out of the store with those laces! I I looked straight at him, Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/justice-jungle-2/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 11:14am On Dec 03, 2014 |
LOVE IN A PORTRAIT Episode 2 --------------- ------------ “O boy this love don shack you well well” John said in a slow drawl as he poured his stout beer into one of the glass tumblers on the table. Martins and Uchenna laughed out loud. I was hanging out with John, Martins and Uchenna at Abba lounge a watering hole located in the heart of the city. We all became friends in the university of Lagos six years ago when we were undergraduate students. John was a civil servant in one of the government parastatals. Martins a Lecturer in Yaba polytechnic was the intellectual of the group, a well read gentleman who always had facts and figures at his finger tips. Uchenna was an entrepreneur dealing on general household merchandise in Lagos mainland. “You guys don’t understand how it feels to be in love with your soulmate” I told them in an “I have seen and experienced it all” superior voice tone. “Love is overrated bro” Martin uttered with conviction, Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/love-in-a-portrait-2/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Mayman: 11:29am On Dec 03, 2014 |
See How This Car Flies In The Air: http://www.iqvillage..com/2014/11/see-how-this-car-flies-in-air.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 11:42am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Easy Fixes For Some Common Laptop Issues --------------- ------------ No matter how careful you are, it is only a mater of time when you'll accidentally drop your laptop, or spill your coffee all over it. Such accidents are pretty much inevitable if you're using your laptop a lot, be it for your job or just for fun. Even if you manage to avoid major mishaps, you could still encounter minor issues, like Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/11/easy-fixes-for-some-common-laptop-issues.html?m=1#more |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 11:52am On Dec 03, 2014 |
How To Avoid Hackers Tricks --------------- ------------ There is a collective new term in the technological arena called social engineering. This terms entails digressing users and influencing them into believing on online scams often called malware, phishing e-mails, websites that are created to mask viruses and other links that lead to malware. These are scams that are often created to delude a user into subscribing, clicking, installing or downloading and even visiting a website that is potentially harmful for the system. Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com/2014/11/how-to-avoid-hackers-tricks.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
How To Avoid Online Scams --------------- ------------ How to avoid online scams? You might have already heard about a few suggestions like staying past of suspicious links, and hovering over links to check the URL and its authenticity. This also includes manually entering the links in the address bar to check if it is authentic or not. Other things including e-mails that contain suspicious links or subject lines that say, amazing offers, never before shopping discounts and anything that seems too good to be true, should not to be taken seriously . These kinds of e-mail messages should be avoided and immediately deleted or marked as spam. Apart from the above-mentioned, there are other things that you need to keep in mind. Often, there are vendors or other such tactics that collect information about their target or user information online. Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com/2014/11/how-to-avoid-online-scams.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:00pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 23 --------------- ------------ Ofego, when are you acquiring me? How do you mean? Ofego asked. I mean, when are we getting married? Aren't you tired of waiting. Yes! Ofego said. Then, take me to the altar. She pressurised. I will take you, but let me have enough money first. I can't wait! Perpetual said. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-23.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by judondasylva(m): 1:04pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:08pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
My Trip To China The Land Of Chinco Products --------------- ------------ I travelled to China, and while I was there I was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all. A week after I came back to Nigeria, I woke up one morning to see my manhood covered with bright green and purple spots. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-trip-to-china-land-of-chinco-products.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
How A Neighbour Ended Her Life --------------- ------------ She wanted to poison the rats in her house. She went to a man selling rat poison, and said; I want to buy rat poison. The man said; Customer, you are welcome! Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-neighbour-ended-her-life.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:27pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Nigeria Police How They Got Afraid Of A Thief And Ran Away --------------- ------------ The Nigeria police was pursuing a thief that escaped from cell one night. The thief ran into a nearby cemetry, stripped himself naked, and sat on a grave. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/nigeria-police-how-they-got-afraid-of.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamTochukwu: 11:36pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Pls Vote me, Tochukwu, Do it in the name of God. My name is Tochukwu. Follow this link, its a Diamond Bank Competition. http://notjustok.com/2014/12/01/diamond-bank-youneedanewbank-remix-contest-top-30-finalists-released-voting-starts-now/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 3:13am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Stella Damascus Pays Tribute To Her Late Husband --------------- ------------ Stella Damascus Nollywood actress pays tribute to her late husband. Her husband died December 3, 2004 after he slumped during a Read more: http://www.futclick..com.es/2014/12/stella-damascus-pays-tribut-to-her-late.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 3:23am On Dec 04, 2014 |
New Neymar Planning To Accept Priemier League Offer --------------- ------------ Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior commonly known as Neymar or Neymar Jr. is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays for Spanish club FC Barcelona and is the captain for the Brazil national team. He plays as a forward or winger. The 22 year-old has impressed at Santos since he broke into the first team two seasons ago, attracting interest from a number of European clubs. And according to reports, Barbosa - the wonderkid dubbed 'the new Neymar' - is Read more: http://www.futclick..com/2014/12/new-neymar-planing-to-accept-priemer.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 3:36am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Unreleased Sony movies leak online following studio hack --------------- ------------ There may now be some strong evidence that the Sony Pictures hackers came across a treasure trove of sensitive info when they broke into the movie studio's networks. Read more: http://www.futclick..com/2014/12/unreleased-sony-movies-leak-online.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 3:45am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Meek Mill Has Been Released From Prison --------------- ------------ Meek Mill has been released and he has a video already on social media showing Read more: http://www.futclick..com/2014/12/meek-mill-is-home.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 4:44am On Dec 04, 2014 |
GETTING A LIFE --------------- ------------ Demola and I have been married for three years now. Ever since I came into his house as wife, everything changed. It seemed he already gave me all he could give while we were dating. Demola never stopped caring for me, but he starved me of attention and intimacy. We had sex only when he felt like. We were living like we stumbled on each other in the house. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/getting-life/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Macles: 8:25am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Stephen Hawking warns artificial intelligence could end mankind --------------- ------------ Prof Stephen Hawking, one of Britain's pre-eminent scientists, has said that efforts to create thinking machines pose a threat to our very existence. He told the BBC:"The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." His warning came Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/12/stephen-hawking-warns-artificial.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:40pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 2 --------------- ------------ Welcome back, my daughter. Mummy said wrapping her arms round Jessie's waist. Oreva baby was carrying her loads jumping up. Ofego stood placing his hands on his head like an homeless boy. So you people are now on holiday, and you will spend the christmas with us? Mummy asked. Yes o mummy, I'm so happy to be back home. Now, I will eat good food and not those watery food they feed us there like prisoners. Yes o my daughter, I'm so happy to have you back, they've really drained my baby for me, look at how thin you are, you that was fat before. Don't worry, I'll feed you and you will get fat again. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/christmas-hullabaloo-episode-2.html?m=1 |
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