THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND HAUSA ARE MORE LIKELY TO CATCH THE JOKE

Two boys in a secondary school had a misunderstanding and were reported to the principal by the senior prefect.

Principal: " musa what happened? "

Musa: " ina zama, ina shan iska a gindin bishiyan mangoro sai ya zo ya mare ni, ni kuma na ce allah ya isa "

Principal: " would you say that in english before i flog you? "

Musa: Not knowing how to start stuttered " i, i, i, i, i was sitting down under the mango tree drinking air, then he came

and beat me and i said god is enough.

lmao ol boi i dey feel u wella

ya sha iska sosai

lol

dan iska ya sha iska mai zafi! wawa yaro!

Iskar tayi wuta

Check this out,

While i was an SSS 3 student at Governemnt Collage Birninkudu, the following conversation transpired during the mouring sermon between the student iman and the new principal at the assembly hall.

Student Iman : Ya ku jama' a makaranta na, All'a.h yace a littafin sa mai girma

Principal : Stop !! What class are you

Student Iman : SSS 3 Sir

Principal : common my friend speak in English

Student : O ye people of school, All'a.h says in his BIG BOOK

Na wetin una wan convert NLD into?

I no know oooooo

ituen:

Na wetin una wan convert NLD into?

@ Ituen,

This is like the second time you are posting something similar to this when Hausa language is used on this site. Mind you, i'm not a Hausaman, but i wonder why it is generating these comments from you. I've never seen you comment in the face of pure Yoruba being used in Nairaland. So, PLEASE, give everyone a sense of belonging. Afterall. it's Nairaland not Yorubaland

kingkams:

@ Ituen,

This is like the second time you are posting something similar to this when Hausa language is used on this site. Mind you, i'm not a Hausaman, but i wonder why it is generating these comments from you. I've never seen you comment in the face of pure Yoruba being used in Nairaland. So, PLEASE, give everyone a sense of belonging. Afterall. it's Nairaland not Yorubaland

Now there is a thread called "Can you speak Yoruba"?

Check page 2 of it, i made sure the thread didnt exist.


But if u dont understand what a joke is, e go hard you to survive for this section of Nairaland

ituen:

Now there is a thread called "Can you speak Yoruba"?

Check page 2 of it, i made sure the thread didnt exist.


But if u don't understand what a joke is, e go hard you to survive for this section of Nairaland

Look i was just trying to be realistic and fair and i'm not here to compete but i'm here to enjoy myself. So, save yourself the stress of your so called battle for survival. Did i say i wasn't here to make enemies, No, i think i just did. I'm here to make friends. So Ituen, will you be my friend?

Whether yorubaland, Igboland, hausaland, or even nairaland , it doesn't matter. U guys should just keep d jokes coming. Happiness is all that matters

Deadly Proposal

what about igbira land or idoma land

i hope ghanians are also allowed in here because i be koffi boy.

@posts

pazaa, flease paya all za ghanians in ziz thread

oh i can see we ve two ghanians in here.

why u dey show me goro teeth

habah na wetin now? The guy collect ya girlfriend

yes na