7 QUICKIES!!!!!
1) What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further
PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build the next GENERATION.

2) Latest Statistics:
What men do after sex?
- 2% eat.
- 3% smoke cigarettes.
- 4% take shower.
- 5% go to sleep.
- 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

3) Why is your d ! ck better than a credit card?
- Once spent it recharges itself. - It is accepted worldwide.
- You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

4) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.

The lady sitting next to him asked:
Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a Condom Factory and these are customers COMPLAINTS.

5) Women top 5 lies:
I am a virgin.
It is so big.
I can't do that to my best friend.
I won't gain weight after marriage
I am coming! I am coming!!!

6) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says:
You want to play magic?
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, F*ck, and then you disappear.

7) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY, It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and
If it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!

Nice one

i love quickies,

short, hard and straight to the point


@poster

nice

nice one

@ kikkie

hw re u doin?

Well done poster

Na true u talk

U don xperiece b4?

I'm speaking on-behalf of my brother, Olulu

Clap for yourselves

Guy your post make sense no be small i like am and i don keep most of the things you write Thumb up guy

tyte one there, reminds me of alot

bros,u too much ooooooo

@post

@post

bros i cut cap dey give u, u try o jare

cool jokes man

nice ones infact the joke are gongoaso

Nice one keep it up

that salary part na true abeg!

this ur quickies no be small. that is the KOKO

Quickies indeed can i get more quickly!

yes u may hajaju

another quickie

another wahalla.

THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY



Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.



Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.



Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.



Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.



Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a table dancer.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

LOL at 3rd one

Meaning of cars names.



BMW = BRINGS ME WOMEN



FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill or For Only Rough Drivers

HYUNDAI = Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And
Inexpensive,

VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA = Kills In Accidents
OPEL = Old People Ending Lives

GOLF/GTI = Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA = Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
POLO | Panties Off, Legs Open

yeah yeah! Kip them coming!

aww RSA ur jokes are superb

how about lunch for two?

na who go pay

nice

i love quickies


rsa, u try

very nice ones !
Omo, u too much!
Cheers

thanks @all for loving my joke

i shall post more