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Why Always Me(us):the Adventure Of The Adole's ''the Happeners" by SamConquer(m): 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2013
CHAPTER ONE:Captain Fred Confrontation

Kano State, the City reffered to as the ''Centre of Commerce''where Business activities is at it greatest ebb,no kind of business that can't be found there,is it from selling and hiring of Vehicles to also Selling and hiring of wheelbarrows.A state which was recorded as the most populated state in the Country(as of 2006 census).A city dominated by the visiting and indigenous hausa/fulani and also the visiting Igbos.Minor groups such as the Idomas,tiv,Igala e.t.c and neighbouring chad and Nigers are not left out.At the mention of kano what comes to one's Mind is the Religious crisis that have engulf the State in past and recent years,to most people who have not being there,it is just an ''Aboki Localize State'',But that is not the Case, as the Presence of Visitors especially the Igbos have made the State a bubbling and Social state.Places such as Sabon Gari(dominated by the Igbos),Badawa,Naibawa e.t.c,have a great social and Night Life,here is the home of Commercial S'e'x Workers(especially Sabon Gari),Drinking Bars,Parties e.t.c Alchohol Flow Freely like 'no man business' unlike the other Conservative part of the town.One thing that unite people in this City is ''football''.When Football is at the Centre of discussion religious,and ethnic affilation is forgotten,Most of them are Fans Of European Clubs.Here You see kids of all ages playing football on the street with any object there Legs can kick be it Stone,Bottles,Cans of Milk E.t.c.
Deep down in the Heart Of the City is the Adole's Family,A family of Eleven....Eight children (Five boys and 3 Girls),the Mr and Mrs Adole, and Oche (Mr Adole's younger brother).I am the Fifth child and the third boy of the Family.the First three children which comprise of two Girls and a boy are in the University.Our Dad is a First Class Student of mathematics from that same University, although after School,He was given the Opportunity to be a Lecturer,but a Freind of His who was doing So well in Poultry Farming convice Him to join the Poultry Farming League. He later diverge into the Poultry business and have being doing very well.According to Him the Poultry Farming is one of the best thing that have happen to Him.He own two Large Poultry and Fish Farm,Two in Kano, and the other two in His Home town.and a big Supermarket in the Area where we Live.We the remaining 5 children normally refer to Ourselves as the ''Adole's 5''.Cause we are the one's remaining at Home once the First three returns back to School.
We Live in an Estate which is very Close to the mopol barracks,In all the Families in the Estate, the Adole Family is the most Populated,and the Children have being regarded as very Stubborn.Most of the tenants call us ''the Happeners''.We the Children(Adole 5)Love the name as we Pride Ourselves as the real happeners,but to Mr and Mrs Adole,they find the Name not funny as according to them the Name will propel us to become Unnecessary Stuborn.
A young Recriut Soldier who Nicknamed Himself ''Captain Fred''even though He is a recruit as Proven by the absence of rank on His uniform,who Just came for Holiday in one of the tenants House decided to Start Calling us the ''Batallion 11''due to fact He discover we where even eleven, after the remaining Siblings came for an Easter Holiday.My Parent is Finding the Name Funny as they Joke about the Name.But this time we the ''Adole 5'' are no Longer Finding this Particular Name Funny.
Re: Why Always Me(us):the Adventure Of The Adole's ''the Happeners" by SamConquer(m): 4:06pm On Sep 02, 2013
©2O13:All Contents therein are the Exclusive works of the Above Writer,Copying is utterly Prohibbited...Resemblance of Names to anybody is Coincidental as the Names are Just Figment of the Writers Imagination

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