OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

it's not me...i'm not this funny...infact yhu ma know...ok let's GO
These yoruba ppl and deir greetings Sha...This girl just greeted dis woman in wheelchair "èku-joko"...

Girls, if ur Boyfriend hurts U, look for his father, and Marry him. Make the bastard Ur step SON!

Exaggeration is when d First Lady calls Gov Amaechi her Son, mind u she's 55 & Amaechi is 48, Did She marry Sen Yerima @ 7 ?

Trash

Bros wetin you post

CMPunk10: Bros wetin you post

na boy post am? abi u dey read well?

OCHUKO: I heard Ur Landlady asked U out. How did it go?...AKPOS: I'm still out, she hasn't asked me to get back in
MAMA AKPOS: Stop drinking, don't u know 'Alcohol is your enemy'... AKPOS: but Jesus says 'Love your enemy'

loooooool i'm having fuuuuuunnnnnn

ATMC:
OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses your iPad as candle stand

Im no go easy o

A cockroach can survive a month without its head. That's nothing, a President survives 8 years without using his in #Nigeria

#LifeIsTooShort To Commit Suicide. Be Patient. You Will Still Die.

its not me...i aint this funnyyyyyy

Mobsync:

Im no go easy o

she's lighting her world na

This girl are u seeing your period posting rubbish foolish girl

me: haters Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. *yawns*

ATMC: me: haters Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. *yawns*

Olodo girl seeing her period

hey, y did u post dat rubbinson dere, oya remove am quick.

add to the fun...

some pple will grace this thread today to see if its dried...scoffers! i'm in the bizness of disappointing yhu today...oya take am!

U playing with a baby outsyd Ur house tying just towel & as U threw d baby up, d towel fell off. Which will U grab first, d baby or d towel?

AKPOS entered a bus wit a Big Boobs who had a rosary..LADY: Re u lookn @ Jesus on d cross?.. AKPOS: No, I'm looking @ d 2 Thieves bsyd him

TEACHER: Why do Men like Smart Women?.. AKPOS: Opposites attract

TEACHER: What's 1+1? PUPIL: 8. TEACHER: Good! What's 4+6? PUPIL: 20. TEACHER: Very Good,it will remain like dat until d Govt pays my salary!

A baby's laughter is d sweetest sound u'll ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And u're home alone. And u don't have a baby!

i just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't careeeeee#funtime

This one Tecno now runs on Android and BBM's coming over. China na still China. PINGS gonna' be sounding like Bomb blast

ATMC:

Exaggeration is when d First Lady calls Gov Amaechi her Son, mind u she's 55 & Amaechi is 48, Did She marry Sen Yerima @ 7 ?

Cant stop laughing

ledafaze:

Cant stop laughing

#winks

The jokes are nice, not punchline jokes though, but they're cool, keep em coming AMTC, and to the haters on here, u guys can go hug transformers and porcupines.

bolaino: The jokes are nice, not punchline jokes though, but they're cool, keep em coming AMTC, and to the haters on here, u guys can go hug transformers and porcupines.

thank yhu jare...may ur pocket never kcal

ATMC: U playing with a baby outsyd Ur house tying just towel & as U threw d baby up, d towel fell off. Which will U grab first, d baby or d towel?

Which kain play be dat?

ATMC: TEACHER: What's 1+1? PUPIL: 8. TEACHER: Good! What's 4+6? PUPIL: 20. TEACHER: Very Good,it will remain like dat until d Govt pays my salary!

Lollest. ASUU things.

Etumgbe: na boy post am? abi u dey read well?

I no know se na girl wey post am. I no see the F

dancing alingo

ATMC:
OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

Lmao ...cldnt stop laffin @ his mom sef go soon die, n I bet most of d sound resounds off his cheeks, n dear mom-in-law u ve jst activated ur severance package. Kyp em comin grl

Rule of life: Never argue with your barber while he's cutting your hair, especially when you both support different football clubs.




"I will blow your brains out!", the Nollywood actor said with a gun pointed to the other actor's... Chest ☹

Finding a cockroach in Ur wrap Gala is not a Problem....Finding half a cockroach in Ur 'half-eaten' gala is d PROBLEM

U got Leviticus 18:22 "Forbidding Homosexuality" tattooed on Ur body, Not Knowing dat Leviticus 19:28 Forbids Tattoos