Our man-god Jizz-Us demands that we worship him regularly.
The goal of the worship is to receive him in spirit. Here is how you do it.

Get down on your knees, raise your hands, close your eyes, open your mouth wide and shout "Jizz Us" "Jizz Us".

Keep shouting and soon enough he will come. He will come all over you and cover you with his divine blood. The white celled one which he sheds for your salvation. He will fill you up and plant a seed of renewal inside of you. The seed will grow and so will you.

Try Jizz-Us today. Taste him and see that he is good. Yummy indeed.

From your review, it seems like you have tried him. Hope your master wont go ballistic on your arsé

This is actually more comical than offensive

demelza: From your review, it seems like you have tried him. Hope your master wont go ballistic on your arsé

Try? No! We have past trying. He is now inside of us and is growing. His divine seed will manifest itself in a few months. My Master, unlike yours, is not a jealous type. He is very happy when we try new things.

Thanks to Almighty Thor for providing the Hammer.

Thanks to Almighty Sol for exposing his yell 'DaddyYAH, why have forsaken me?'... and dead like criminals.

Alfa Seltzer:

Try? No! We have past trying. He is now inside of us and is growing. His divine seed will manifest itself in a few months. My Master, unlike yours, is not a jealous type. He is very happy when we try new things.

Really?
But why does he try by all means to get back his former members who have left his fold to go to this "Jizzus"? Also I heard your master gets mad wen the dude's name is mentioned.
That seems to me to be insecurity coupled with jealousy.

demelza:
Really?
But why does he try by all means to get back his former members who have left his fold to go to this "Jizzus"? Also I heard your master gets mad wen the dude's name is mentioned.
That seems to me to be insecurity coupled with jealousy.

I think you are confusing our man-god Jizz-Us with another god of the christians called Jesus. Please they are not the same. Jesus is an enemy of my Master and we fight him. Jizz-Us, on the other hand is the fool in our Master's court. A god made man for our amusement.

Alfa Seltzer:

I think you are confusing our man-god Jizz-Us with another god of the christians called Jesus. Please they are not the same. Jesus is an enemy of my Master and we fight him. Jizz-Us, on the other hand is the fool in our Master's court. A god made man for our amusement.

Oh! Thanks for the clarification.
I knew it wasnt in you guys nature anyway

demelza:
Oh! Thanks for the clarification.
I knew it wasnt in you guys nature anyway

It is however very telling that you know very little about your god that you would confuse it with our court jester.

Alfa Seltzer:

It is however very telling that you know very little about your god that you would confuse it with our court jester.

Why would you guys give your court jester a name whose pronunciation is similar to the christian Jesus?
Satan's lost his creative mojo?

alfa have you accepted jizz-us as your lord and personal saviour.

demelza:
Why would you guys give your court jester a name whose pronunciation is similar to the christian Jesus?
Satan's lost his creative mojo?

**falls from okada**

Mynd_44:
**falls from okada**

are you hurt? Buhahaha....ya'll are a funny bunch.

HumbledbYGrace: are you hurt? Buhahaha....ya'll are a funny bunch.

These guys are a new class of comedians

satanist: alfa have you accepted jizz-us as your lord and personal saviour.

he is inside of me

hahahahahaha okay this is funny

demelza:
Why would you guys give your court jester a name whose pronunciation is similar to the christian Jesus?
Satan's lost his creative mojo?

Says one whose god's name sounds like a censored website.

Haha. Look at christian brainwork. The objective wasn't to be creative but to butthurt you guys.

Mynd_44:
These guys are a new class of comedians

Mehn m so going to enjoy this section, it would be boring without them

HumbledbYGrace: Mehn m so going to enjoy this section, it would be boring without them

Well, it's either that or you'll catch a terminal affliction. Like your predecessor.

Alfa Seltzer:

Well, it's either that or you'll catch a terminal affliction. Like your predecessor.

Bomb...someone should run.....

Tell us more about Jizz-us. All I know is that silly hail-zeus

@post
JeSoul would have just put your topic in the recycle bin and ban you for this thread

manmustwac: @post
JeSoul would have just put your topic in the recycle bin and ban you for this thread

And where is she today? Satan always wins in the end.