In this Un-edited interview with Chris
Ihidero Pastor Biodun opens up on Ese
Walter.Read below as culled from
TheNet.Ng..*This interview was
conducted by Chris Ihidero NOT Miss
Petite Nigeria ohhhhh

...
Good morning, Man of God. Thank you
for finally speaking on this issue sir.’

‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It
is you I must thank for being very open-
minded about this whole nonissue. I read
your column last week and I must confess
Nigeria is lucky to have people like you
who still use their brain cells. The Lord be
praised.’

‘ Hallelujah. So, where do we start
from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise
the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind
when you invited her to the terrace of
your hotel suite?’

‘That’s not the beginning. It all started
when I saw her in the congregation while
preaching one Sunday; she was very
vibratory, especially when taken over by
the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise
the lord. The spirit ministered to me that
she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That
was why I invited her to the unit. And she
was very useful. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are
talking about your affair with her,
right?’

‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an
understanding. Praise the lord.

‘Really? Explain to me how that works,
sir.’

‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am
a Man of God with a weakness. I
understood that she was a believer with
an equal weakness. She understood that I
was a married man; I understood that she
was a willing woman. She understood
that I could make her no promises of
forevermore; I understood that she
understood that by associating with me I
would introduce her to a level of grace
she was previously unaware of.'

‘Is this also the kind of understanding
you had with others that led to your
suspension in Ilorin and the 130
women you have slept with?’

‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!!
Haba, how could one man have done
that, even with a never seen before level
of grace? They just want to give my dog a
bad name just to hang it. 120, I may
accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as
if I have a spare mobile penis that I
charge with car charger. People should
fear God when saying some things o.
Praise the lord.’
‘ Let’s return to her story. So, what
were your intentions when you invited
her to your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my
heart. I had heard some
uncomplimentary stuff about her and had
caught her looking at me somehow during
Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I
had to intercede for her to retain God’s
glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even
when I asked her to come to the terrace
it was so we could get cool breeze during
the deliverance. All was well until she sat
on my laps.’
‘What happened when she sat on your
laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose. And when we
kissed…my brother, do you eat seedless
grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted
like, soft and succulent. What was I to do?
You people don’t know how hard it is to
pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria,
especially in this Abuja! You are there
teaching the word of God and what do
you have before you? Gorgeous women
with sly smiles; with breasts, big and
small, chiseled upon their chests like
those old wood carvings; lips like cherries;
eyes speaking to your soul, telling you
their desires. Ah, until you have walked in
my shoes you are not qualified to judge
me. Praise the lord.’
‘Is it true you had sex with her
everyday for seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you
can’t understand.’
Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for
he makes the storm clouds. And he
will send showers of rain so every field
becomes a lush pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’
‘ Hallelujah. And what styles and
positions were employed?’
‘One does not talk about such things but
suffice to say we were quite
experimental, you know, those things one
doesn’t ask from a wife. Praise the lord.’
‘ So I’m free to assume missionary
wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was
because of experimentation that we had
our first quarrel.’

‘Really? What happened?’

‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie
one of her legs to the door knob and the
other to the window…I thought that was
too much of a spread so I declined and
she took offence. It was during round 4
on Day 7. Praise the lord.’

‘You know sir, each time you say
‘Praise the lord’, what I hear is Praise
the Rod. It seems to me that you
spend more time doing the rod’s work
than you do doing the lord’s work.’

‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t
make proclamation about me if you don’t
want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God,
remember? Praise the lord.’

‘Is this also why you’ve refused to
explain yourself to your congregation?’

‘They don’t need any explanation. They
know me.‘We would have to end this
interview on this note sir. Thanks again
for your time.

By the way, I don’t know your middle
name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’

‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’

‘RODerick? Perfect.
‘Praise the Lord.’


Culled from Net.Ng

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