tjskii:

Hahaha ure so funny,dts y I kip tellin u lagosians to come to ibadan,blve me ur life will never remain d same,minimal traffic,lovely scenery,work closes latest 7pm,ibadan is the dream

Donalð Genes: Nigerian Uncles be like
"Chi u're nw a big gal oh
turn around
jex luk at ur frnt n back
see chichi of yesterday oh
oya come n sit on my lap"

Donalð Genes: Nigerian Uncles be like
"Chi u're nw a big gal oh
turn around
jex luk at ur frnt n back
see chichi of yesterday oh
oya come n sit on my lap"

drnairalov: My wife scored a free Kick against me with Mikel OBI while playing FIFA 13...i broke up with her...aint no way she learnt how to do that if she wasnt taken lessons from another man *sadface

dsaynt:

Hahahahahahahaaha! too funny.
Abeg the woman get beta skills pass u.
Good bonding activity sha. Lol

debrief08:

Not everybody lives in the dangerous parts of Lagos where Agberos will be harrasing you.
It is very common to see couples exercising and strolling in the evenings here.

If weekdays are filled with traffic where there is traffic then cut down on weddings and namings during weekends, if you spend 1 weekend in a month on your spouse bonding heavens won't fall because you missed one wedding.
What is the point wearing every aso ebi attending every ceremony when you won't even talk to each other on the way there and back?

Besides better to spend time bonding that spend time hurting each other and seeking ways to "deal with " each other. Enough of the sob stories

orgasticdance: the men i see doing the things in your list are not men in the mold of murray bruce, donald trump, fola adeola, psquare, wizkid, late senator chuba okadigbo, govnor fashola, or even the most able mechanic in ketu. alpha males who for the most part drip with bloodthirsty ambition. no time. we'll send the cheques instead

tjskii:

Hahaha ure so funny,dts y I kip tellin u lagosians to come to ibadan,blve me ur life will never remain d same,minimal traffic,lovely scenery,work closes latest 7pm,ibadan is the dream

crystalballs: Naija Men do all and more than these with the wrong woman, not with their wives.

Things have fallen apart...he don tey.

wise_many2k: For couples and singles in a relationship, while playing ludo or card games, u cld spice it up by placing bets... Steam it up by playing multiple times with the loser of each round taking off a piece of cloth on his/her body! I remember playing dis game several times with my 1st gf! It was awesome! And for guys, try not to over win! When she's down to panties or bras, try and lose a game or two intentionally before winning! It will spice up the event!

I love that one

orgasticdance: the men i see doing the things in your list are not men in the mold of murray bruce, donald trump, fola adeola, psquare, wizkid, late senator chuba okadigbo, govnor fashola, or even the most able mechanic in ketu. alpha males who for the most part drip with bloodthirsty ambition. no time. we'll send the cheques instead

chaircover: Debrief, thank you for your encouragement sweetie. I had it all planned out. A beautiful hotel with first class amenities, and with heaps of activities programmed for the whole weekend including swimming competitions, quiz nights, dancing competitions, karaoke, guest speakers, breakfast in bed, swimming pool party and lots & lots more. . . just for the couples to have fun, unwind and bond, but people were so negative about it.

“We don’t have time” “we are tired” “couples don’t do those kinds of things” “its too oyinbo” “we need to get ready to go to work on Monday” . . . So I just left it. . . . . Maybe I will revisit it again . . . just maybe!

duffie: Wow!!! I'm single but it's very useful...I'm always scared about the 'boredom phase' during marriage..

RedBenson:

So you are still single @ ur age and even not ashamed to say it openly? Ur mum married @19 and you 36 still single. Nne Duffie why?

adexsimply: FAINTS!!

Waoh!! I cant even score with Mikel Obi if he's facing an empty goal-post

Chillisauce: Is this for a typical Nigerian .

Close from work by 6/7pm, traffic, gets home by 8,9,10pm.
Eat, sometimes take a shower and heads straight to bed to get up as early as 4,5 am for the next day work.

For self employed, that one is always on the road everyday.
Weekends, plenty wedding, child dedication etc. the free weekend they have is to sleep and get the stress reduced.

Even if you try walking down to the "park" Agberos everywhere
Small small boys go collect your small wrist watch sef .

The fun most ppl know is go drink pepper soup Tinz while shining their eyes for stray bullets and bottle breaking on ones head.

This is the average Nigerian.

greatwaters: When we're bored, we just beat each other up

Chillisauce: Is this for a typical Nigerian .

Close from work by 6/7pm, traffic, gets home by 8,9,10pm.
Eat, sometimes take a shower and heads straight to bed to get up as early as 4,5 am for the next day work.

For self employed, that one is always on the road everyday.
Weekends, plenty wedding, child dedication etc. the free weekend they have is to sleep and get the stress reduced.

Even if you try walking down to the "park" Agberos everywhere
Small small boys go collect your small wrist watch sef .

The fun most ppl know is go drink pepper soup Tinz while shining their eyes for stray bullets and bottle breaking on ones head.

This is the average Nigerian.