Grammar na for dictionary

jingoma: The guy is a buffoon

but he's better than you

I can see the future governor of Edo state and possibly president

Why waec no go seize him result with all this things wey e dey blow.

You would soon learn!!!

Wetin 4 happen if to say dis man dey smoke weed join

Am preety sure if this man write English (JAMB) for you, na straight 101/100 be that

This man is a waste joor

To me this is senseless.

sth went rong wit dis man somehow. there is no communication without understanding. im 100% sure the person that conducted the interview didn't get of wat his responses meant.craziness to the peak

If you love this man click like

If you can't stand him hit like

osaass: If you can't stand him hit like

U wan use 'likes' collect loan from World Bank? Or GEJ wan use am give you amnesty?

moderator you banned me for asking a simple question from my fellow nairalanders,is it now a crime to ask if TB Joshua has spoken on an issue? I never get your time,if you think you can frustrate me here,you have got another think coming. I would leave nairaland when i like and not when you like,continue to ban me,na you go tire,the last few hours you used in banning me here,i spent in registering some new names,so we never start,meanwhile i still dey ask the question,has TB Joshua spoke on the issue? BAN ME IF YOU WANT,I WOULD ALWAYS BE BACK ON THE BLOCK.

IYA NGBALI: moderator you banned me for asking a simple question from my fellow nairalanders,is it now a crime to ask if TB Joshua has spoken on an issue? I never get your time,if you think you can frustrate me here,you have got another think coming. I would leave nairaland when i like and not when you like,continue to ban me,na you go tire,the last few hours you used in banning me here,i spent in registering some new names,so we never start,meanwhile i still dey ask the question,has TB Joshua spoke on the issue? BAN ME IF YOU WANT,I WOULD ALWAYS BE BACK ON THE BLOCK.

Fuccking the Mods....LIKE A BOSS

[quote author=Oyinprince]Hehehe, dis man don high... wich kind weed im dey take? my guy na cali weed o some strong shii

Pato!you nor tell us say na weed dey cause am!

hmmm....serious. These are clearly end times!

Definitely not befuddling to me i understood much of it..hehe ominivorously indeed...thanks

To be sincere, THIS MAN IS GOOD. He does'nt struggle to communicate in his echelon level of oratorial skills. He is massively eloquent and shud be used to intimate other world icons in diplomatic debates and representation

high profile madness

Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?

Could some translate his answer to the above question? That's the only part I didn't grab, the others I understood based on the words or the structure of the sentences

The man should go and have his Phd. The driving force behind his gramatical style is questionableThe man should go and have his Phd. The driving force behind his gramatical style is questionableThe man should go and have his Phd. The driving force behind his gramatical style is questionable

I still can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my time reading this crap from a crappy man like Pat!

I saved the page. The man is a legend. Am sure he helps in two ways, either to make one love and learn more words or he makes you lol when you read his grammar.

i dn c assignment wey i go dey give out make i save dis page ni

That was quite a read! Enjoyed it immensely ...love his style, he's 1 smart dude ...obviously he can communicate in pidgin as well as wit less grammar usage but I'm pretty sure he goes in2 this mode when itz media tinz...cos 9ja media is very notorious n trickish but how can they trick dis dude or twist his words when it takes them hours 2 understand what he says n didn't say?
Wld love 2 see dis dude n Soyinka communicate sha. #obahiagbon-ism

#80million:
*yaaaawns*
make 4pm nack,make i watch Super Eagles o jare.

......Na ur own i c jare......#team eagles#
but una dey sure say dis man case na ordinary eye:|

Lmao @ pepper souping, suyaing, isiewulising. Dix man go kil pesin...