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Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by chuqudy(m): 10:53am On Sep 12, 2013
Little Akpors heard the words 'peenis' and 'Bleep' for the first time in his life while watching an American movie. He went to his dad and asked his dad: What is the meaning of 'peenis'.

His dad was shocked and in order not to spoil Akpors, told him that peenis means umbrella.

Akpors asked again: Daddy, what is the meaning of 'Bleep'?

His dad, wondering who could be spoiling his son replied, 'Bleep' means 'to pray'

Early in the morning the following day, there was a heavy rain and their family pastor rushed into Akpor's house when Akpor's parents were still in their bedroom saying their morning prayers and knocked on the door.

Pastor: Knock knock knock!

Akpors: Who is that?

Pastor: It is me your Pastor

(Akpors opened the door for him. The pastor entered with his umbrella and Akpors shouted: Pastor pastor, your peenis is licking water! The pastor shouted 'Oh my God' and looked at his trouser's zip and saw no water.)

Pastor: This boy, where are your parents?

Akpors: They are in the room furrking

The pastor threw away his umbrella and quickly ran away under the rain.

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Re: Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by everyday: 2:19pm On Sep 12, 2013
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Re: Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by Ab025(m): 4:50pm On Sep 12, 2013
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Re: Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by chuqudy(m): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2013
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Re: Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by chuqudy(m): 2:23pm On Aug 11, 2014
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Re: Ten year old little Akpors's learns the meaning of peenis(A must read) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Aug 11, 2014
Farano mbok move this to joke section straight away

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