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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 4:59pm On Sep 13, 2013

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by ZN2: 4:59pm On Sep 13, 2013

"Incorrigible Differences" - Two Words. . . Gets the job done, no? grin

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by pukena(m): 5:00pm On Sep 13, 2013

I just stop calling or pinging and claim busy...she gets d message...

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by walex2bad(m): 5:00pm On Sep 13, 2013

Pls help, any gal i ask out, turnz me down..Wat shuld I do? I guess it's God callinq me 2 work wit/4 him..'coz luv of galz iz ma only weak point..

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 5:01pm On Sep 13, 2013

My ex once told me. Emmy: I think we are better off as friends than lovers.

huh! then, I knew that silly pastor had hypnotised her and have succeeded in snatching her.

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by DICKtator: 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2013

addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime

addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt now

sTANDARD Mumu.

Move tha phuccck on.

You are a man.

BEvy of gehs should be flocking round you..

let em

she would be jealous!!!!

hope you phuckked a brains out though?

cos if you are not good in bed, then you may as well be out of the picture..................

grin

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by otss(m): 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2013

pastor sed you are nt d 1 bt we continue to pray, nofin is impossibul wif God. Coming frm either of d two

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 5:03pm On Sep 13, 2013

my mum said i shuld marry Ekorutubo from my villa.

am sorry babe,i dnt wana disappoint ma mum.

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by mencade5(m): 5:04pm On Sep 13, 2013

i rspect guys for being open in breaks. But the silence and cunningness of girls is like witchcraft. They will allow u to die in confusion without letting u know anytin.

Thank God I dont care much about ladies. I only focus on getting her kpomo after that she can do what she likes i dont care

*in chris brown's voice: madam abeg i want buy alomo bitters*

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 5:04pm On Sep 13, 2013

walex2bad: Pls help, any gal i ask out, turnz me down..Wat shuld I do? I guess it's God callinq me 2 work wit/4 him..'coz luv of galz iz ma only weak point..

u don try baba oluwaye's place...he get HQ touch n follow

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by shevon: 5:05pm On Sep 13, 2013

To think the first woman I ever loved used No. 14 on me. I can still remember like it was yesterday and it still hurts when I think about it. FAYI, she dey here for Nairaland o, and I hope she sees my post. We are still very good friend though and we are both married to other people sha and I am really glad I married my wife.

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by UDbester(m): 5:05pm On Sep 13, 2013

The most commonest 1 i do use is 'baby my parents wants me to marry from my side (tribe) dats if she's not my tribal girl. Besides i dont date my tribal girl. Lol

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by agabaI23(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2013

Hope you know I really care about how you feel (when she snicks out to see someone and you happen to discover)

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by slap1(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2013

OP, so which one do you advise us to use?

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by yinkard4me(m): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2013

DICKtator:

sTANDARD Mumu.

Move tha phuccck on.

You are a man.

BEvy of gehs should be flocking round you..

let em

she would be jealous!!!!

hope you phuckked a brains out though?

cos if you are not good in bed, then you may as well be out of the picture..................

Abeg u get BB charger?

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Dibangoking(m): 5:13pm On Sep 13, 2013

Baby,you see...you and I aint working no more...The connection aint no more

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by nikkyshyne(f): 5:19pm On Sep 13, 2013

You get to your boyfriend's house and the gateman says 'Oga talk say make I tell you make you no come here again'

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by omajali2003(m): 5:19pm On Sep 13, 2013

"My people are not in support of our relationship. They want me to marry someone from our place". Na lie! Lie lie ilali

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by lertee(f): 5:21pm On Sep 13, 2013

Greensaint: Hey, Girls say nothing or very few things. Actions speak louder than voice. In their cases u hear things like:

Mike, meet my cousin Chinedu from Abeokuta. So tell me how chinedu can be from abeokuta unless u still need someone to tell u that u re out.

Lol,Chinedu can be a resident of abeokuta na,he can as well be a student of mapoly or UNAAB grin

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by omajali2003(m): 5:22pm On Sep 13, 2013

"I love you but I think we are meant to be friends"

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by AbuMikey(m): 5:25pm On Sep 13, 2013

Ah Ha!!!

What I like!! cheesy

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by njuwo(m): 5:29pm On Sep 13, 2013

Na wa. All dis for girls. Na rili wa infact d op wey post dis tin na wa

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Decryptor(m): 5:30pm On Sep 13, 2013

"Honey, i ran into an accident scene and while trying to save one of the victims, his blood splashed on my face and on getting to the hospital, he tested positive for HIV! Promise me you'll stand by me no matter what happens." lipsrsealed

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by AbuMikey(m): 5:32pm On Sep 13, 2013

13. I'VE GOT A LOT OF ISSUES I NEED TO
WORK ON RIGHT NOW.

Like of Life!!!

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by joshuaidibia(m): 5:32pm On Sep 13, 2013

The a.k.a of ur number 3 is wrong. It means "maybe we can stil have sex even after we've broken up."

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 5:33pm On Sep 13, 2013

Decryptor: "Honey, i ran into an accident scene and while trying to save one of the victims, his blood splashed on my face and on getting to the hospital, he tested positive for HIV! Promise me you'll stand by me no matter what happens."

She go ask you when the last time you sat for JAMB. Olodo

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by soversatile: 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2013

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 5:44pm On Sep 13, 2013

Dallas Cowgirl:

She go ask you *when the last *time you sat for JAMB. Olodo

ITK...

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by millhouse: 5:45pm On Sep 13, 2013

na wa

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Charles545: 5:46pm On Sep 13, 2013

PweetyJay: lol, are a guy. share the ones you have heard from women nah..This is basically from a woman's point of view

my girlfriend told me the 12th number...guess she's guilty though...wanna sleep with other guys I suppose

PweetyJay: lol, are a guy. share the ones you have heard from women nah..This is basically from a woman's point of view

my girlfriend told me the 12th number...guess she's guilty though...wanna sleep with other guys I suppose

PweetyJay: lol, are a guy. share the ones you have heard from women nah..This is basically from a woman's point of view

my girlfriend told me the 12th number...guess she's guilty though...wanna sleep with other guys I suppose

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 5:46pm On Sep 13, 2013

[quote author=PweetyJay]
20. "I THINK WE GOT TOO CLOSE, TOO FAST."

aka: "When you put your toothbrush beside mine in the bathroom, that really freaked me out."

grin

I used to think I needed to see a psychiatrist after feeling like this with the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th. I just needed that special space...wake alone, and have what you call 'time-tabled relationship'. Dont know i aint alone cheesy

Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 5:50pm On Sep 13, 2013

nikkyshyne: You get to your boyfriend's house and the gateman says 'Oga talk say make I tell you make you no come here again'

that guy's originality is 100% grin

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