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| How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by Thebrightest(m): 8:00pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE. To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to being a STAR in this profession. 1. When u enter a hall, check d wind direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. .. 3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB". 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain. 2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o" 3. No shout pass others if not u go become suspect. OOO! 4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession. The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...
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| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by Thebrightest(m): 8:01pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Thats all to it. |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by afortress(m): 11:08pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
you are a very funny person... I wish i read this post before i went to club last friday i would have recommended it for the lady that i took along... She did some steps good but because its two of us in my car and the smell was bad... We both knew... |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Ahhh! An inspiration to jockey clubbers and disco rockers. Guy ur methods don they go places. |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by mumumugu(m): 11:28pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
I attempted it , i got caught and was disgraced out, |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by Nobody: 11:35pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
^^Live from his lecture hall |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by megajay1(m): 4:54am On Sep 18, 2013 |
lol...... so messing don be proffession. hahaaaaaaaaa guy this suppose dy joke section na |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by christejames(m): 4:53pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
That style is called the dragon style. @op i tried ur style bt was eventualy caught cos d mc of d event told everyone to observe a one minute silence... Suicide attempt. Message sent via nokia torch light[color=#006600][/color] 1 Like |
| Re: How To Mess In Public And Retain Your Image. (with image) by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
crAzy op  mumumugu: I attempted it , i got caught and was disgraced out, lmao |
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