HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.


To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just

follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to

being a STAR in this profession.

1. When u enter a hall, check d wind

direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or

fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. ..

3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until

time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB".

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate the right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow

steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure you are not the first person to

complain.

2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do

dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do

dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons

no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na

wa o"

3. No shout pass others if not u go become

suspect. OOO!

4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession.

The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...

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