i never believed in love @ first sight. i came to nairaland website as usual to check on topics. i saw bluenubian's profile and checked it. later we chatted and i realised she is my missing bone. but im scared to tell her, do u think i sholud tell her ? she showed me her webcam

hey boy.

there are two guys here who loves her so your creating a forum about her will just add to the problem.
if she is your missing bone, den she is my better half cuzz she completes me.

@lotanna
aww dayum boi , u didnt have to tell the whole world, that was our lil secret, chei kobunakoi, let ma husband see this, i swear he is worse than papa ajasco

where is bolex?

bolex come see ooooo,

boy if u truely liked her, u would have first asked her before posting a thread about her. this is d highest level of disrespect. if i say boys think with their di*ks, it will be taking as an insult but u just proved it. how can u disrespect her like dat.


u r so gonna get what u asked for in full. where d hell is bolex?

did she ask u to post her id or announce to the world u saw her huh? what d hell is this. she is your missing bone my ass. na so una dey talk. someone u havent met and who doesnt even know u is your missing bone. dream on. u never start.


very soon her eyes will be your missing eyes. and her breath your missing air. **hisses**


bolex where u at? come i need ya now.

just when I thought NL wouldn't be fun

someone brought fun for me



nigga ( dumbie who created the thread i mean )

if you miss your bone

you no get doctor for the whole of PH wey go help you replace am

?

abi why you bring ma baby into the matter now ?



I think you crazy


This is the weridest thing I have done on NL so far

***opens his ass & poops on the silly thread***

I hope ma poop smells good

lotannia

how does it smell to you , you gay

imagine d guy, coming here to yap his mouth, u r missing your bone. reply now and see amadioha. u dey mad abi u dey kolo. dont u know she has guys here dat will panel beat your ass if u piss her off.


***spits on him***

how does dat taste?

OMFG i told u guys to be nice to him, im still RTFLMAO

blue

are we not nice enough



how nicer do you like us to be

oya , home boi

u taste ma poop & u taste diddy spit

ma poop better pass abi

no lie o

Mr. missing bone

you for make your research well before you make this thread

Blue , what did I tell you about showing strangers your webcam

You want to vex me abi

hey . . . hommie , go find your missing bon eelsewhere

& go on that thread for bad toasters

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14397.64.html#msg400309

cos your flow is whack !!!

you heard ?

hmmmmm, showed him my cam cause he dissed when i wouldn't chat with him, sayin do i think im halle berry or beyonce, so i wanted to show him that i didnt give a fxck about halle-yonce, and i was hot even on my worst day

mayb lust at fist sight but definitely not love

haha baby

you know I wasn't serious now

by the way . . .

mr. love @ last sight

you still dey find your bone ?

cos e be like say . .

if na blue you find come nairaland

you don miss road o

make I give you new map

www.naijaryders.com

them get plenty bones for there

choose from them

anyone

But for blue

haha . . .

u don lost

bolex i dont know about u but nice **checks dictionary** aint in ma dictionary.

mr missing bone

u sure say na bone u dey miss. check your di*k it might also be missing. so u search port finish u no see bone not even dog bone, is here u came to look for bone. did she tell u she is selling bone huh?

what kindda of brain is up there. **looses screws to his brain***

oh no wonder u have paper for brains. chaii, pele. e no go better for d person dat did dis to u.


***removes paper and puts brains back***


now i have put a new brain into your head so think again and dis time think smart. although u mite think a lil bit corrupt cuzz it was actually a policeman's brain i put in there.

whatchu yaself boy?

haha

PH nigga went to Internet cafe and says he found a bone



sh*t

am laughing ma ass out right now

lol

Hey Blue , you ready to fly to PH and give this guy back his bone ?

Cos it seems like you stole his bone

haha

lol

this sh*t couldn't stop me from cracking




Your beginning flows are whack o ! !

no vex . . but you suck

make I run advertise your thread

I dey come

nahh she doesnt need to go to PH. she can use DHL to send it down to him. imagine d nonsense. my bone is missing. your bone ke, missing ni. na lie. wetin person no go see for this world. from PH via the internet, u saw your missing bone huh? na crase dey worry.


***checks his breath***

no wonder, u drank akpuruachia today before posting this thread. u even missed it with kaikai. chaii. u never start to dey see bone. very soon na bonessssssssss u go see.


love at first sight my ass.

on a normal ground

why did you accuse her of being halle berry or beyonce when for a fact she is hotter than those 2 put together multiplied by your age

how old u dey sef. lets know d number we will use to multiply it. who is beyonce or halle wetin una dey call am sef? na so so dream u dey dream. next u will say u dreamt of her.


u never see hot girl before. she hot pass anyone u can think of. i told u to check ya di*k, it might be missing but u wont notice cuzz u r looking for missing bone. wonder what part of your body is missing?

lol wuts goin on

we are teaching him how to find missing di*ks bones.

lol

nigga . . .

why is you offline now ?

you should have gotten this nice posts life & direct

lol

am sure when you log on & see 18 replies to your post

You would have thought you got blue saying

awwwwwwwwwww, yes yes . . . am da bone you looking for



nigga , be surprised and dissapointed

cos lol

you did not actually miss your bone dumbie

nahh he missed his head. maybe his hands where deceiving him. log in and see your worst nightmare. kick your ass so hard u did wish u were never online. i am waiting for u so log in man.

lol blue, it's now 3 guys U got a whole loadza work on ur hands

nahh she doesnt have work. bolex and i are cool. it is this weirdo dat wants to cus trouble for her. she has nothing to worry about cuzz we will take care of this nicely

rhode is his missing bone

hey, rhose . . . your sweet heart don come for you o

all the way from PH



aren't you just lucky ?

lol,lmao


yes it is true, he has come to take u home.

oh puh-leaze guys leave me Outta this

hey! diddy & bolex, it's nice to know U guys are soo cuul with each other when U're both after the same chic

nahh its cool. u never can tell u know.


rhoddy we are guys not girls

abi o

guyz don't fight for gals



by the way Rhode , don;t you like to be part of his lovely body ?

haha

Rhode and Lotanna



Nice couple

yeah! i know what U mean diddy, gurls would have been at each other's throat Over a guy [

one who probs doesnt even love any of them

]

may the best guy win

sorry diddy, i was only trying to piss U off the last 

tyme

puh-leaze bolex U know i already got ma Ken, dont need any other