Are you kidding me? Lol...

not funny at all. Dumb

Well random shooting out of fustration is growing. Anybody could have been easily caught in the shooting that took place in washington naval yard. Only responsible governments will warn its citizens.

Gun Violence are extremely high in america becareful

Gorrbachev: The federal government of Nigeria Issued an extra ordinary global travel warning to Nigerians about the dangers of travelling to the United states. The alert is the first of its kind in Nigerian history as the United States of America was deemed unsafe after careful analysis of events as they unfold by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Defence.

"We have been analysing the situation in the United States for some time now" said Lagbaja Mai-Gida Nwoke , spokes man for The Nigerian Foreign Ministry.

Given the spokesman's name in bold text above, one can only conclude say de man na real wazobia.

" Considering the deteriorating security and mental situation in the United States, we are compelled to advice Nigerian citizens to avoid travelling to the United states except in unavoidable circumstances."

Na real mental case. Mad Americans.

ndu_chucks:

Given the spokesman's name in bold text above, one can only conclude say de man na real wazobia.

That name sounds like a joke and so is this article.

Funny name, combining 3 languages.

awww...very interesting and thoughtful of my country. I just love our Giant of Africa!

How will Jonathan go to ring bell!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Naija shaa.
UK will be next.
Pay back time I think.. But the security issue in the US is not that bad nau.. Just wanna seek attention.

L.M Ayedun..:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Naija shaa.
UK will be next.
Pay back time I think.. But the security issue in the US is not that bad nau.. Just wanna seek attention.

Revenge is beautiful, atleast in this case

Opolo foreign minister ti dori kodo ★★DIES★★

You are a real joke

This is not a laughing matter...U.S is practically unsafe. Sporadic shooting everyday- case in point the washington shooting.

Funny report. Na who go listen when we still have people so desperate to ja commot for dis country like the stowaway boy. Anyway, it's not bad sha, at least to let them that we are not pleased with the way they are always quick to paint our country bad.

"Lagbaja Mai-Gida Nwoke"

WoW!!!

We are officially RED now (communist) ..
FRESH AIR !

BabaAlabi: This is not a laughing matter...U.S is practically unsafe. Sporadic shooting everyday- case in point the washington shooting.

And we have sporadic shootings with a good blend of sporadic bombing down here everyday. So tell me, isn't this just an utterly stupid way of flexing diplomatic muscles

Yet tomorrow we might see pics of his son, on some online blog, clubing hard in Las Vegas with some nude peaches!!



My take on this: Rubish!

Lmao! How many Naija folks will even heed a real travel warning?
Nice joke BTW

Because of the shootings, right?

Well, if I'm shot in the United States, I or the nearest person will call 911. An emergency dispatch operator will answer the call, take all necessary details, and dispatch an ambulance to my location. Paramedics will get to the scene within minutes and gently put me on a gurney, keeping my spine aligned, and check my vital signs. They will load me into the ambulance and hook me to oxygen and start treating my wounds. They will drive me to the nearest trauma hospital on smooth roads, sirens blaring so that cars clear the way. They will call the hospital and notify them of a young woman with gunshot wounds soon to arrive. We'll arrive at the hospital where I'll be rushed into an already-prepped emergency room. Paramedics will give report to the emergency room personnel, as nurses connect me to IV fluids to stabilize me and doctors give orders. Doctors will call the operating room, where the surgeon will admit me for surgery to have the bullet(s) removed. I will be transferred to the operating room, where an anesthesiologist or nurse anesthetist will sedate me and the surgeon will remove the bullets. Operating room nurses will monitor me vigilantly, before, during, and after surgery. When the surgery is completed and all goes well, I will be sent to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU), where PACU nurses will monitor my vital signs and body reactions as the sedatives wear off. Depending on my condition, I will either be transferred to the intensive care unit (ICU) until I'm no longer in critical condition, or they will brief me about post-operative care and discharge me from the hospital.

I'd rather be shot here.

^^^
Wow!! That was a brilliant piece on the US healthcare procedure.

ogugua88: Because of the shootings, right?

Well, if I'm shot in the United States, I or the nearest person will call 911. An emergency dispatch operator will answer the call, take all necessary details, and dispatch an ambulance to my location. Paramedics will get to the scene within minutes and gently put me on a gurney, keeping my spine aligned, and check my vital signs. They will load me into the ambulance and hook me to oxygen and start treating my wounds. They will drive me to the nearest trauma hospital on smooth roads, sirens blaring so that cars clear the way. They will call the hospital and notify them of a young woman with gunshot wounds soon to arrive. We'll arrive at the hospital where I'll be rushed into an already-prepped emergency room. Paramedics will give report to the emergency room personnel, as nurses connect me to IV fluids to stabilize me and doctors give orders. Doctors will call the operating room, where the surgeon will admit me for surgery to have the bullet(s) removed. I will be transferred to the operating room, where an anesthesiologist or nurse anesthetist will sedate me and the surgeon will remove the bullets. Operating room nurses will monitor me vigilantly, before, during, and after surgery. When the surgery is completed and all goes well, I will be sent to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU), where PACU nurses will monitor my vital signs and body reactions as the sedatives wear off. Depending on my condition, I will either be transferred to the intensive care unit (ICU) until I'm no longer in critical condition, or they will brief me about post-operative care and discharge me from the hospital.

I'd rather be shot here.

u try wella, e be like say u dey work for medical field

All those Ogugua typed,I strongly disagree with.

I would rather not get shot in Nigeria than get myself shot in the US.

ogugua88: Because of the shootings, right?

Well, if I'm shot in the United States, I or the nearest person will call 911. An emergency dispatch operator will answer the call, take all necessary details, and dispatch an ambulance to my location. Paramedics will get to the scene within minutes and gently put me on a gurney, keeping my spine aligned, and check my vital signs. They will load me into the ambulance and hook me to oxygen and start treating my wounds. They will drive me to the nearest trauma hospital on smooth roads, sirens blaring so that cars clear the way. They will call the hospital and notify them of a young woman with gunshot wounds soon to arrive. We'll arrive at the hospital where I'll be rushed into an already-prepped emergency room. Paramedics will give report to the emergency room personnel, as nurses connect me to IV fluids to stabilize me and doctors give orders. Doctors will call the operating room, where the surgeon will admit me for surgery to have the bullet(s) removed. I will be transferred to the operating room, where an anesthesiologist or nurse anesthetist will sedate me and the surgeon will remove the bullets. Operating room nurses will monitor me vigilantly, before, during, and after surgery. When the surgery is completed and all goes well, I will be sent to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU), where PACU nurses will monitor my vital signs and body reactions as the sedatives wear off. Depending on my condition, I will either be transferred to the intensive care unit (ICU) until I'm no longer in critical condition, or they will brief me about post-operative care and discharge me from the hospital.

I'd rather be shot here.

This is good and without paying kobo.

Gorrbachev: This is good and without paying kobo.

Well, not initially lol. Save first, bill later. Unlike Nigeria; bill first, try to save/revive lol.

ogugua88: Because of the shootings, right?

Well, if I'm shot in the United States, I or the nearest person will call 911. An emergency dispatch operator will answer the call, take all necessary details, and dispatch an ambulance to my location. Paramedics will get to the scene within minutes and gently put me on a gurney, keeping my spine aligned, and check my vital signs. They will load me into the ambulance and hook me to oxygen and start treating my wounds. They will drive me to the nearest trauma hospital on smooth roads, sirens blaring so that cars clear the way. They will call the hospital and notify them of a young woman with gunshot wounds soon to arrive. We'll arrive at the hospital where I'll be rushed into an already-prepped emergency room. Paramedics will give report to the emergency room personnel, as nurses connect me to IV fluids to stabilize me and doctors give orders. Doctors will call the operating room, where the surgeon will admit me for surgery to have the bullet(s) removed. I will be transferred to the operating room, where an anesthesiologist or nurse anesthetist will sedate me and the surgeon will remove the bullets. Operating room nurses will monitor me vigilantly, before, during, and after surgery. When the surgery is completed and all goes well, I will be sent to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU), where PACU nurses will monitor my vital signs and body reactions as the sedatives wear off. Depending on my condition, I will either be transferred to the intensive care unit (ICU) until I'm no longer in critical condition, or they will brief me about post-operative care and discharge me from the hospital.

I'd rather be shot here.

IMHO, in the state i am currently, i have a very minimal chance of getting shot when compared to the whole of USA.

Also, when considering access to arms in relation to mental deficient people with Nigeria and USA, Nigeria is still safer.


You people over there should stop being in self denial of the rise in sporadic shootings in USA.
It's high time a very good control measure is taken to curb all these shits_

spikes C: IMHO, in the state i am currently, i have a very minimal chance of getting shot when compared to the whole of USA.

Also, when considering access to arms in relation to mental deficient people with Nigeria and USA, Nigeria is still safer.

I live in a safe area as well. Safety is never guaranteed though.

Hahahaha.. Can't stop laughing