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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 3:21pm On Sep 18, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Satan is my Master. Where He leads, I follow.
SMH.
*SIGHS*
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 4:18pm On Sep 18, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Good. This should thus apply to christians as well. They should stop telling us that a dead jew created us because we have severally told them to stop.

Hmmmm...are you particular about someone saying it directly to you, say maybe the individual tells it to your face that God created you? Or do you still consider it offensive when someone says "we were created by God" which basically is a "blanket comment"? Because I don't see the difference between the latter comment and when an Atheist attributes man's existence to evolution.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 4:32pm On Sep 18, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: By posting on this thread, you hereby commit your soul everlastingly to Satan.
By posting on this thread, you accept Satan into your life and let him use you as He wants.

Thank you Lord Satan for your marvelous deeds.
Ave Satanas!

Now I just posted!!
let him come,and i will show him a clue of his eternal punishment,,,the fire of the holy spirit

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 4:33pm On Sep 18, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Serpent.

Possessing ancient wisdom, creative in my solitude.

Believably cunning, so I can make my way in life.

Extremely ruthless, for when people attack.

In constant renewal, rising each day ready to do your work.

May its venom run through my soul, till it consumes me.
Jesus still loves you...he died for you
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:00pm On Sep 18, 2013
Ajibam:

Now I just posted!!
let him come,and i will show him a clue of his eternal punishment,,,the fire of the holy spirit

Satan sees you. Greetings and thanks for you soul.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:36pm On Sep 18, 2013
Remember, once you make a commitment to Satan, you enter a new life. The past is dead. Don't dwell on your former experiences with past teachings and religions. Forget them. Satan accepts you; he understands. Some people feel because they come from a xtian background, or were involved in activities where they blasphemed Satan, he is angry with them. The most important point here is with Satan, we realize our past error and come to him of our own free will, free from coercion. We renounce our past, the enemy god and everything connected with him. We renew our lives through Satan. The past is dead- PERIOD.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:31am On Sep 19, 2013
Ajibam:
Jesus still loves you...he died for you

Guy hope you aint trolling?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 7:49am On Sep 19, 2013
striktlymi:

Guy hope you aint trolling?
Am evangelising.bro
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 8:16am On Sep 19, 2013
Ajibam:
Am evangelising.bro

Lol!!!

Don't allow Alfa report you tongue
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 8:18am On Sep 19, 2013
striktlymi:

Lol!!!

Don't allow Alfa report you tongue


Can a trolling mod be banned?

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 8:54am On Sep 19, 2013
Logicboy03:


Can a trolling mod be banned?

Lol!!!
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:14am On Sep 19, 2013
Logicboy03:


Can a trolling mod be banned?

Satan recognises you and wishes you success in your endeavours.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 9:40am On Sep 19, 2013
errm, satan, dudee, you know you could have left earthlings out of your silly power games with yahweh. Why didn't you fall down on mars or any other deserted planet? Now, yahweh, your nemesis, has threatened to torture us along with you. If I don't make heaven, hell will be unpleasant for you!!!!
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:47am On Sep 19, 2013
RationalDude: errm, satan, dudee, you know you could have left earthlings out of your silly power games with yahweh. Why didn't you fall down on mars or any other deserted planet? Now, yahweh, your nemesis, has threatened to torture us along with you. If I don't make heaven, hell will be unpleasant for you!!!!

He hears you and wants you to know that none of these is His fault. Hell is a sweet place and you'll love it.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:44am On Sep 19, 2013
Satan, Lucifer, Melek Taus!
I honour your symbol and your image;
they remind me of you.
Teach me of the hidden things,
for I trust in you.
Let me feel thy presence every moment,
as I cannot get enough of you, Precious One.
Your light burns within my heart.
Your darkness embraces my soul.
With you I can do anything.
I behold your majesty.
Ave Satana!

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by quivah(f): 1:11pm On Sep 19, 2013
Alfa!!!!
You mean this satan business oo,thought it was just a joke.huh!

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:17pm On Sep 19, 2013
quivah: Alfa!!!!
You mean this satan business oo,thought it was just a joke.huh!

Why is my own Master a joke?
Is Jesus a joke?

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by quivah(f): 1:23pm On Sep 19, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Why is my own Master a joke?
Is Jesus a joke?
I just believed if you claim god/jesus are unreal,then satan is also..well well!
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:59pm On Sep 19, 2013
Satan, Prince of Darkness, Eternal King!
I am yours.
Nothing can take me away from you,
as I have been yours since my beginning.
I embrace who I am, as you made me.
I will live my life fully, as life is a gift.
I will accomplish what has been bestowed upon me by you.
And when it is time, I will accept the death of this body,
to go home to you, Lord Satan.
I do not fear, as you have taught me to be strong.
I have courage, as your essence is within me.
I cannot be stagnant, for each day I walk with you.
Thank you, Satan, for being everything you are.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 2:12pm On Sep 19, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

He hears you and wants you to know that none of these is His fault. Hell is a sweet place and you'll love it.
Considering the fact that he has been touted as the father of all liars, i doubt that.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:26pm On Sep 19, 2013
RationalDude: Considering the fact that he has been touted as the father of all liars, i doubt that.

He has never lied. Those are accusations without proof.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by wtkho: 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2013
i want permission to become your member
Alfa Seltzer:

I don't.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:44pm On Sep 19, 2013
wtkho: i want permission to become your member

You don't need a permission. Your soul is already ours.

Copy and paste the following here.

O great and Almighty Lucifer, I pledge my life to you.

I hereby seal my fate with blood.

I accept there is no law, no authority, no justice except my own.

I believe in one guide, Satan,

I believe in my right to rule mundanes.

I swear on my sinister-honour as a Satanist that from this day forth I will never surrender, will die fighting rather than submit to anyone, and will always uphold The Satanic Code of Sinister-Honour.

Satan be my guide. Show me how I can live life, on this earth, in the best possible manner and the most fulfilling way: with ecstasy, laughter, joy, and a proud defiance, including defiance of my own death.

Please guide thy servant on this journey and show me how to become the elite of this world, and liberate myself from the oppression of mundanes and from everything mundane and worthless.

May your Satanic spirit fill me and help me abhor, detest and resist everything and everyone which or who might enslave or try to control and tame me.

I pledge to abhor and resist every law, every type and kind of authority except my own, every kind of dogma, every religion (except whatever might prove useful to me in ruling over and controlling mundanes), every rule and every type of government except whatever might prove useful to me and my kind in ruling over and controlling mundanes.

Satan My Father, My King, My Savior. Save us, save us from the awful spiteful religious mundanes who claim themselves your master.

Praises be to the Grand Master of the universe. The great and Almighty King Lucifer the First. Prince of Darkness, Ruler of the Forsaken, Emperor of the begotten, The living, entity who exists in the acausal continuum and Who can, and Who has, in the past, been manifest on Earth.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 4:06pm On Sep 19, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Satan loves you.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS LATE
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:21pm On Sep 19, 2013
Sery777:

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS LATE

You too are welcome to the congregation. Satan thanks you.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

He has never lied. Those are accusations without proof.
It's there in the ''word of God''. Jesus himself confirmed it.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2013
RationalDude: It's there in the ''word of God''. Jesus himself confirmed it.

Where please? Show us.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:43am On Sep 20, 2013
Thank you Satan for your marvelous works.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:05am On Sep 20, 2013
Alfa are you claiming souls for satan again. What am I going to do with you.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:09am On Sep 20, 2013
texanomaly: Alfa are you claiming souls for satan again. What am I going to do with you.

Midnight debauchery would be highly welcome.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:16am On Sep 20, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Midnight debauchery would be highly welcome.
Lolz...smh
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:45am On Sep 20, 2013
"I am Courage.
I am Strength.
In the midst of the great clashes in time, I stood strong.
Emulate me;
for you are mine.
There is no need to bow down before those who oppress you;
by so doing, you give them your power.
Oppose stagnancy, oppose guilt, oppose conformity;
for it is I who said in the beginning, "I will ascend."
Rise with me.
Let anxiety, fear, and all hindrances flow out of you;
trample them, so they no longer hold you back.
Take hold of the fire.
Do what you never thought you were able,
and with pride say, "I am a Satanist."

I will Lord, I will.

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