jumaingirl: How can one become a member?

member of what?

Alfa Seltzer:

member of what?

Member of The Church Of The Smiling Skeleton.

jumaingirl: How can one become a member?

By Accepting Allah SWT as your lord.

Alfa Seltzer:

member of what?

Church of Satan/Satanic confreternity.

Sunymoore:
By Accepting Allah SWT as your lord.

Not interested [

Sunymoore:
By Accepting Allah SWT as your lord.

Not interested

jumaingirl:
Not interested

Just give it a trial. If you are ready then inform me

Alfa Seltzer:

You are not alone in that. Sometimes even me myself can't believe all the blessings Satan has showered on me.

This dude is indeed crazy [

Yeepa! Let's celebrate. No more satanism on nairaland, Alpha repented. All thanks be to God

^^^
The ministry is moving
https://www.nairaland.com/1551705/satanists-get-monument-next-ten

ajibam wetin happen? the demons were too much for you?

Alfa Seltzer: ajibam wetin happen? the demons were too much for you?

Alfa Seltzer: ajibam wetin happen? the demons were too much for you?

are u back?pls go and continue ur question and answer thread with divepen.i dey miss ur humor

So we have a new mod.
I am thinking of lighting a black candle for him.
Guys, what do you think?

I could sing of your praises all day long
I could sing of your praises all day long, all day long
Cos you are, so amazing to me
I lift my hands in adoration to you
You are, so amazing to me
I lift my voice in adoration to you

You are, You are
Oh you are
Oh oh

I could sing of your mercies all day long, all day long
I could sing of your mercies all day long, all day long

Cos you are, so amazing to me
I lift my hands in adoration to you
Oh you are, so amazing to me
I lift my voice in adoration to you

And you are, lily of the valley
Bright as morning star
You are fresh as a summer breeze
And to me all that is clear

You are so amazing to me
I lift my hands to you
(I lift my hands)
You're so amazing (So amazing)

Alfa Seltzer: So we have a new mod.
I am thinking of lighting a black candle for him.
Guys, what do you think?

Ohh Hell No. Why lightening a black candle?

texanomaly:

Smh...be nice Alfa.

I am.

Alfa Seltzer:

I am.

how are you. Long time, it seems.

texanomaly: how are you. Long time, it seems.

what do you means long time? we chatted yesterday.

Alfa Seltzer:

what do you means long time? we chatted yesterday.

Yes, but before that how long was it? Were you banned?

texanomaly:
Yes, but before that how long was it? Were you banned?

yes.

ajibam banned me and I lit a candle on his name. you know the rest.

Alfa Seltzer:

yes.

ajibam banned me and I lit a candle on his name. you know the rest.

Hmmm...so you caused all this mess.

texanomaly:

Hmmm...so you caused all this mess.

No. I'm only but a humble servant. All power belongs to Satan.

Alfa Seltzer:

No. I'm only but a humble servant. All power belongs to Satan.

Do the right thing Alfa. Be a leader
https://www.nairaland.com/1565247/please-seun-give-religion-section

Alfa Seltzer:

I asked this question before but religious people ran away. DESCRIBE YOUR CREATOR!

So what is Satan's stance on who or what created to world?

Satan, You are Great.

I can see that evil has entered this thread and have started disrupting.

Anyway, the candle is burning. This fight is not mine but Satan's. You will see His destructive power manifest in your life.

Alfa Seltzer: I can see that evil has entered this thread and have started disrupting.

Anyway, the candle is burning. This fight is not mine but Satan's. You will see His destructive power manifest in your life.

lol.. who is the father of evil
where have you been,,, were you jailed?

Ajibam:

lol.. who is the father of evil
where have you been,,, were you jailed?

Jailed? Impossible. Agents of evil are after me but He that guides my path is a great protector.