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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ajibam: 9:13pm On Dec 28, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Jailed? Impossible. Agents of evil are after me but He that guides my path is a great protector.

lol... my chairman grin
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Gombs(m): 9:21pm On Dec 28, 2013
texanomaly:
So what is Satan's stance on who or what created to world?


Emmmm....pls alfa, answer the above. Thanks
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26pm On Dec 28, 2013
Gombs:

Emmmm....pls alfa, answer the above. Thanks

It's badly asked question that started with a disputed premise that someone or something created the world. Until the fact is established, I'm afraid neither myself nor my Master has a stance of the invalid derived assumption.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Gombs(m): 4:09am On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

It's badly asked question that started with a disputed premise that someone or something created the world. Until the fact is established, I'm afraid neither myself nor my Master has a stance of the invalid derived assumption.

In summary, satan has no clue abt who or what created the world?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 4:12am On Dec 29, 2013
Gombs:

In summary, satan has no clue abt who or what created the world?

cheesy
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:30am On Dec 29, 2013
Gombs:

In summary, satan has no clue abt who or what created the world?

False premise. Wrong question.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:34am On Dec 29, 2013
@tex and gombs, what is jesus's stance on the night I spent with Rihanna and Katy Perry together, no holes barred, none spared?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Gombs(m): 9:38am On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: @tex and gombs, what is jesus's stance on the night I spent with Rihanna and Katy Perry together, no holes barred, none spared?

What is this one saying sef?

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:52am On Dec 29, 2013
Gombs:

What is this one saying sef?

In summary, Jesus has no clue about my 3some night with 2 wonderful girls?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Gombs(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

In summary, Jesus has no clue about my 3some night with 2 wonderful girls?

Wow .... the power of Ignorance

Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:06am On Dec 29, 2013
Gombs:

Wow .... the power of Ignorance

doG did it.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 12:36pm On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: @tex and gombs, what is jesus's stance on the night I spent with Rihanna and Katy Perry together, no holes barred, none spared?
He thinks you are delusional, and should get back on your meds. cheesy
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 12:39pm On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

In summary, Jesus has no clue about my 3some night with 2 wonderful girls?

Because it is pure fantasy.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:46pm On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

Because it is pure fantasy.


So was your question.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:46pm On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:
He thinks you are delusional, and should get back on your meds. cheesy


He thinks doG created it.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 12:52pm On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

So was your question.

tongue

Alfa Seltzer:

He thinks doG created it.
tongue tongue
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
If you can reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: If you can reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people.

Yup. We are all crazy.

I must remember to tell Seun, we need a crazy eyes emoticon.


tongue
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:51pm On Jun 27, 2014
Lord Satan, you are Great.
There is none greater than You.
Your wisdom brings our progress
We are forever grateful.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 5:13pm On Jun 27, 2014
Alfa Seltzer: Lord Satan, you are Great.
There is none greater than You.
Your wisdom brings our progress
We are forever grateful.

When Seun is not busy trying to save his empire...we still really need that "rolls eyes" emoticon.

@ Alfa

*rolls eyes*
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 11:53am On Jun 28, 2014
alfa pls i wanna talk.heres myy contact 08148421758
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:59am On Jun 28, 2014
Leomyn: alfa pls i wanna talk.heres myy contact 08148421758

Sorry, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by agtbulksms: 3:43pm On Aug 01, 2014
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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:34am On Aug 18, 2014
So Tex dear, why are you sooo secretive about your life?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:18am On Aug 18, 2014
AlfaSeltzer: So Tex dear, why are you sooo secretive about your life?

Sorry. Went to the wrong thread.

I am not secretive. I have told many people about my life.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:32am On Aug 18, 2014
texanomaly:

Sorry. Went to the wrong thread.

I am not secretive. I have told many people about my life.

but not me.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:40pm On Aug 18, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:

but not me.

I told them offline.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2014
texanomaly:

I told them offline.

Wanna meet?
offline?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 9:25pm On Aug 18, 2014
Are you feeling left out Hun?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:27pm On Aug 18, 2014
texanomaly: Are you feeling left out Hun?

I can tell you what I'm feeling when we meet. wink

[size=5pt](Humming Marvin Gaye)[/size]
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:

I can tell you what I'm feeling when we meet. wink

[size=5pt]Humming Marvin Gaye[/size]

You are a married man. I don't think so.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:34pm On Aug 18, 2014
texanomaly:

You are a married man. I don't think so.

Are you afraid?

As a Satanist, I can never force you to do what you don't want. Maybe you are afraid you wont be able to resist my charms. WHat's wrong with that? Please let's meet first and see what happens afterwards.

Or you can tell me about yourself here.

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