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Nigerian Police Be Like...... by AllRoundGist: 8:56am On Sep 18, 2013
Whenever you hear of our Police on TV or anywhere, it never goes beyond any of the following:

* News from a crime scene: When the police got to the crime scene, they told the citizens not to panic because 'everything was under control' [SWAT team ni]

* Whenever you hear of any criminal case: The Police said that 'investigations are still ongoing' & 'we are ontop of the situation' [oga at the top. That is the end of solomon grandi]

* When the Police themselves break the law: The Police PRO could not be reached because he was said to be on 'official duties' [as usual]

* When Police parades criminals: We [police] received a distress call & immediately swung into action [after 3hours]. When we got to the scene of the incidence, we engaged the armed robbers in a gun battle, but due to our superior fire arms, we overpowered them & in the process we caught these 18 criminals [una be Irobot ni?] & 3 escaped with gunshot wounds [story!]

* When Police kills criminal suspects in one remote Village: We [police] have reiterated our commitment to 'sweep' out crime in the 'whole country' [na ACN broom una wan use?]

* Even when roadblock has been banned: When reached, The police PRO 'denied the allegation', saying those policemen found mounting roadblocks were not members of his team, infact they are not even policemen! [Na wili-wili sow uniform give dem?]

May God deliver our Police
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like...... by fr3do(m): 11:03am On Sep 18, 2013
amen
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like...... by Nobody: 11:59am On Sep 18, 2013
technozz: FOODSTUFFS EXPORT BUSINESS===YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE EXPORT BEFORE===START WHERE YOU ARE====WITH WHAT YOU HAVE.


U R BAD,imagine using this to block this thread.
OP sorry

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