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| INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 8:46pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
Seems like I don't know anyone here so let me introduce myself... [size=14pt]ABOUT ME[/size] HOBBIES: a. Collecting teeth from live lion  b. Catching bullets with bare hands  c. Jogging up & down mount Everest  d. Bathing in an acid pool MY RECORDS: Fought with a Dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive! Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, (the list is too long) GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge phone, Fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun SILLY THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day  EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 elephants with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the last one is now a slowpoke. PROUDEST MOMENTS: 1. When a cobra died after biting me 2. Roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter  SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show off... Has anyone ever achieved half of what have done so far, tell me about yourself, so I'll be able to buckle up  Thanks. |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by newpaparazzi(m): 9:15pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
I will sum up your post in two words:extremely comical! Thats all. |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by ayobase(m): 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
I still don't fear u, cos u exist not! |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 9:36pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
My bad, I am also the only invincible being on planet earth ayobase: I still don't fear u, cos u exist not! |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 11:15am On Sep 28, 2013 |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 9:11am On Oct 01, 2013 |
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| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by vicot(m): 1:20pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Na ur FADA DO AM  |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 1:48pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
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| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by bunmioguns(m): 10:04pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
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| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by dont8(m): 10:09pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
^^^ |
| Re: INTRODUCING MYSELF! by Nobody: 3:46am On Oct 02, 2013 |
SEE the video of what three Nigerian female students did to themselves in their room with a little boy. 18+ Click this link ------> www.naijaexposed.wapamp.com/studentsexposed to view it. 18+ Only. |
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