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Johnny The Smart Lawyer Vs The Smart Judge. by Tuntheycr7: 9:38am On Sep 23, 2013 |
A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said; my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, i can’t see how you will punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his right hand. The Judge said; ok, using your logic, i hereby sentence the accused's right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses. my judgement ! Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out. 2 Likes |
Re: Johnny The Smart Lawyer Vs The Smart Judge. by Tuntheycr7: 9:44am On Sep 23, 2013 |
If u were d Judge wetin u go do? |
Re: Johnny The Smart Lawyer Vs The Smart Judge. by Tuntheycr7: 9:45am On Sep 23, 2013 |
If u were d Judge wetin u go do? Nice week ahd |
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