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| America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by AbuMikey(m): 8:42am On Sep 24, 2013 |
America no pass Nigeria joor because everything dem get,we get am too. Dem get T-pain, we get Timaya. Dem get T.I, we get M.I. Dem get aircraft, we get witchcraft. Dem get 2pac, we get 2face. Dem get Beyonce, we get Omotola. Dem get Lil wayne, we get Terry G. Dem get TIMBERLAND, we get DON JAZZY. Dem get wiz khalifa, we get wizkid Dem get Hollywood, we get Nollywood. Dem get silicon valley, we get computer village. Dem get miami beach, we get lekki beach. Dem get Al paccino, we get Pete Edochie. Dem get pirates of the carribean, we get Pirates of Aba. Dem get beauty and the beast, we get Bianca and ojukwu. Dem get illuminati, we get Ogboni. Dem get Mr. Bean, we get Mr. Ibu. Dem get American lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram. MY PEOPLE ABI NA LIE?.... 2 Likes |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 9:46am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Mr Bean ain't American   |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by AbuMikey(m): 10:07am On Sep 24, 2013 |
adaobi123: Mr Bean ain't American  |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Kslib(m): 1:07pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
**scratches head** Erm, dem get Science-- We get Religion..  .. All izz well! |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 3:24pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
They Av Freedom Of Speech.. We have Nairaland.. They Av Gays..Lezbians n Bisexualz We have...TBs..Lolaz..n..closet bisexualz They are So cool we just so hot They Av 2 Heads We have half They have Freedom of Sexuality We have 14 years.. |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by leggo: 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
They have Michelle Obama we have Shepopodeen |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Kansmira: 4:43pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Mmm them get HOME ALONE we get FUJI HOUSE OF COMOSSION them get 666 we get 419 them get USA(united states of america)we kuku get USA(uncleaned streets of Aba)them get CANCER we hijack AIDS mek i continue!!? |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by UyiIredia(m): 5:31pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
@ OP: U try. |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 5:35pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
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| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Chikeziehosan: LMAOOO!  SMH at some comparisons given by the OP 1 Like |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
adaobi123: Mr Bean ain't AmericanParty pooper..lol |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by RayMcBlue(m): 7:48pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
This should be in the irrelevant section (Joke Section), not General section, IMO. It's foolish enough not to be taken seriously, and dry enough not to be called an actual joke. #No Offence. 1 Like |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nobody: 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
moroh: Just had to point out the mistake.  |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by Nomski0(f): 9:40pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
They've got Usher, we've got Psquare |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by AbuMikey(m): 10:00pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: This should be in the irrelevant section (Joke Section), not General section, IMO. It's foolish enough not to be taken seriously, and dry enough not to called an actual joke. #No Offence.Na like this your stupidity reach?? Mtchewwwwwwwwww |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by albacete(m): 11:48pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
u try joor! |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by RayMcBlue(m): 8:20am On Sep 25, 2013 |
I called it, and it happened. Welcome to the JOKE SECTION Now, the inevitable demotion your irrelevant thread suffered was the real hilarious ish, not your dry post.  |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by leggo: 8:36am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: I called it, and it happened. Welcome to the JOKE SECTIONget something called a life. # |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by AbuMikey(m): 8:52am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Ray McBlue: I called it, and it happened. Welcome to the JOKE SECTIONYou lack some sense.  |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by RayMcBlue(m): 5:28pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
After employing the services of Google I was able to come up with the list below: https://www.nairaland.com/1210961/america-no-pass-naija-jor https://www.nairaland.com/820440/america-aint-superior-2-us https://www.nairaland.com/987592/america-vs-nigeria https://www.nairaland.com/1116221/wetin-america-get-get-too https://www.nairaland.com/1170899/everything-america https://www.nairaland.com/1416112/america-vs-nigeria etc... As you can see, a lot of people already beat you to this rubbish, so yours is nothing but junk just like the rest of 'em. An Advice: Next time you wanna dabble into the world of foolishness, I strongly recommend you employ the services of Nairaland Local search engine or better yet, use Google, or risk another ridicule from the likes of me. *Bye* |
| Re: America Is Not Better Than Nigeria,because... by babadem2much(m): 7:53pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
dem get good roads we get potholes, dem get grammar we get pidgin, dem get action we get swagger. mek i go on? |
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