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Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:05am On Jun 26, 2008
CH3COO:

Okay I go leave am. I don kuku plead my case.
wink
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:05am On Jun 26, 2008
oka back from the bar. i had to get a drink to deal with lakanye's responses. can i atleast ask you this Lakanye?? are you like this on a 24/7 basis or is this all a front?? cause dude there is something about you that just rings "sugar coater"
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Nobody: 12:06am On Jun 26, 2008
CH3COO:

Okay I go leave am.  I don kuku plead my case.

men r not cowards oooo,comon dont give up wink
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Nobody: 12:07am On Jun 26, 2008
onyinye2:

oka back from the bar. i had to get a drink to deal with lakanye's responses. can i atleast ask you this Lakanye?? are you like this on a 24/7 basis or is this all a front?? cause dude there is something about you that just rings "sugar coater"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

onyinye e be like say na u go marry lakanye grin
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by beauteous(f): 12:07am On Jun 26, 2008
jenny,see ya head lyk"dnt give up"
u gurls fked up.
so u mean,u dnt knw me'z married? shocked
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:08am On Jun 26, 2008
OK GUYS, ITS DINNER TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER DINNER.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FREE FOOD, MEET ME AT OLIVE~GARDEN ON APPALACHEE PARKWAY, RIGHT ACCROSS THE STREET FROM THE CAPITOL BUILDING OF FLORIDA.

SEE YA. I'M OUT
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:08am On Jun 26, 2008
jennykadry:

men r not cowards oooo,comon don't give up wink
stop am na!! angry
I got a fyn broda looking for a fyn sista!
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by ideycraze1: 12:09am On Jun 26, 2008
more reasons why I say dogs are like women and not women are like dogs -

dogs like to do it from behind - just like women like doing it from behind

dogs like to bark when they are hungry and sex starved - just the same way women bark at you when you dont give them sex

dogs sleep with one eye opened - the same way women sleeps with one eye open looking out for who their man is dogging.

dogs like to jump uo when they see bone - just like women like to jump up when a di ck is in view.

more to come,
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:09am On Jun 26, 2008
jennykadry:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

onyinye e be like say na u go marry lakanye grin

Naw, it is just that i never "met" a guy who seemed so much of a sugar coater. i mean seriously.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 26, 2008
beauteous:

jenny,see ya head like"dnt give up"
u girls fked up.
so u mean,u dnt knw me'z married? shocked
yea i know u r married ,but it all happened in ur dreams cool
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by CH3COO(m): 12:09am On Jun 26, 2008
It's not cowardice.  In this case it is better to avoid desperation than to pursue what seems like a dead idea.  Beauteous, if you're still reading this, I dey trip o. grin

mesmerize don't for one second think you won, okay?
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:09am On Jun 26, 2008
LAKANYE~:

OK GUYS, ITS DINNER TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER DINNER.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FREE FOOD, MEET ME AT OLIVE~GARDEN ON APPALACHEE PARKWAY, RIGHT ACCROSS THE STREET FROM THE CAPITOL BUILDING OF FLORIDA.

SEE YA. I'M OUT

You actually go to Olive Gardens?
I went there for my Culinary class presentation. , mehnn!! their food is nasty! grin
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:10am On Jun 26, 2008
LAKANYE~:

OK GUYS, ITS DINNER TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER DINNER.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FREE FOOD, MEET ME AT OLIVE~GARDEN ON APPALACHEE PARKWAY, RIGHT ACCROSS THE STREET FROM THE CAPITOL BUILDING OF FLORIDA.

SEE YA. I'M OUT




how can you eat dinner at freaking seven o'clock.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:10am On Jun 26, 2008
idey_craze:

more reasons why I say dogs are like women and not women are like dogs -

dogs like to do it from behind - just like women like doing it from behind

dogs like to bark when they are hungry and sex starved - just the same way women bark at you when you don't give them sex

dogs sleep with one eye opened - the same way women sleeps with one eye open looking out for who their man is dogging.

dogs like to jump uo when they see bone - just like women like to jump up when a di ck is in view.

more to come,
You are really craze embarassed
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:11am On Jun 26, 2008
CH3COO:

It's not cowardice. In this case it is better to avoid desperation than to pursue what seems like a dead idea. Beauteous, if you're still reading this, I dey trip o. grin

mesmerize don't for one second think you won, okay?
mess with my cub and you get lioness thrashed cool
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by CH3COO(m): 12:11am On Jun 26, 2008
idey_craze:

more reasons why I say dogs are like women and not women are like dogs -

dogs like to do it from behind - just like women like doing it from behind

dogs like to bark when they are hungry and sex starved - just the same way women bark at you when you don't give them sex

dogs sleep with one eye opened - the same way women sleeps with one eye open looking out for who their man is dogging.

dogs like to jump uo when they see bone - just like women like to jump up when a di ck is in view.

more to come,
Old News, who released you from ya cage again?
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:11am On Jun 26, 2008
CH3COO:

Old News, who released you from ya cage again?
lmao!!
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by NegroNtns(m): 12:13am On Jun 26, 2008
How everybody dey?
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:13am On Jun 26, 2008
onyinye2:

oka back from the bar. i had to get a drink to deal with lakanye's responses. can i atleast ask you this Lakanye?? are you like this on a 24/7 basis or is this all a front?? cause dude there is something about you that just rings "sugar coater"

ONYINYE2,
I PROMISE TO RESPOND AFTER DINNER. I HAVE TO SIT ON MY DINNER TABLE AT 0730PM ET, HOPEFULLY I DON'T GET DRUNK COMING HOME FROM DINNER. OLIVE~GARDEN SERVE THE BEST ITALIAN WINE WITH THEIR FOODS.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by NegroNtns(m): 12:14am On Jun 26, 2008
JK, long time no see how u dey sweetie?
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by CH3COO(m): 12:14am On Jun 26, 2008
Mesmerize:

mess with my cub and you get lioness thrashed cool
I am more fearful of the ferrocious agression of the female tigress than I am of the scar from a lioness.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by NegroNtns(m): 12:14am On Jun 26, 2008
na me marry mesmerize nah,
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by RedHotChic(f): 12:15am On Jun 26, 2008
more reasons why I say dogs are like women and not women are like dogs -

dogs like to do it from behind - just like women like doing it from behind

dogs like to bark when they are hungry and sex starved - just the same way women bark at you when you don't give them sex

dogs sleep with one eye opened - the same way women sleeps with one eye open looking out for who their man is dogging.

dogs like to jump uo when they see bone - just like women like to jump up when a di ck is in view.

more to come,

The He goat is still on the prowl.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LadyT(f): 12:15am On Jun 26, 2008
Look these men vs women ,women vs men topics are getting more and more stupid does not suprise me since the topics have been made by Redhotchick aka Redhottrash aka hotfunmi aka I have issues.

Look if you cant think of good topics to post then dont friggin post.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by RedHotChic(f): 12:16am On Jun 26, 2008
ONYINYE2,
I PROMISE TO RESPOND AFTER DINNER. I HAVE TO SIT ON MY DINNER TABLE AT 0730PM ET, HOPEFULLY I DON'T GET DRUNK COMING HOME FROM DINNER. OLIVE~GARDEN SERVE THE BEST ITALIAN WINE WITH THEIR FOODS.

Italian wine? why not try Nigerian wine? Are you ashamed of your roots and people?
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Nobody: 12:16am On Jun 26, 2008
@negro

i dey ,how body  kiss
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Mesmerize(f): 12:16am On Jun 26, 2008
Negro_Ntns:

na me marry mesmerize nah,
You still dnt know which toyin is which abi?

TOH is toyin (older)
Mesmerize is toyin (younger)
and I dnt do polygamy cool

CH3COO:

I am more fearful of the ferrocious agression of the female tigress than I am of the scar from a lioness.
Dnt play with my cub. , am warning you angry
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by NegroNtns(m): 12:17am On Jun 26, 2008
lmao, RED, "high 5"  to you, i like that compare and contrast  grin
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by RedHotChic(f): 12:17am On Jun 26, 2008
Look these men vs women ,women vs men topics are getting more and more stupid does not suprise me since the topics have been made by Redhotchick aka Redhottrash aka hotfunmi aka I have issues.

Look if you can't think of good topics to post then don't friggin post.
Thank you.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by beauteous(f): 12:17am On Jun 26, 2008
dis thread is gerrin more interestin bt m alreadi half asleep,mi dispiaci.
gud 9t all.
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by NegroNtns(m): 12:18am On Jun 26, 2008
make you na move aside make my T get room to walk through,
Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:18am On Jun 26, 2008
Men are like puppies

when they do something bad they try the cuteness factor to make things better. (never works)

if they dont get what they want, they begin to whine and pout. (especially when they want sex)

they try to act tough around folk but we know the are nothing but puppies. (see guy when he gets sick. act like he's dying)

when they are hungry, they are too hopeless to cook (starts to whine and act up)

alot more to come.

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