1. Mr Lousy. This type of guy will talk about his bedroom skills, get you all hot and bothered, fantasizing and all that BUT once you get down to it, he really doesn’t know jack. He’s the type of brotha you don’t want to be with after you’ve had a long dry spell because you feel like castrating him. And he could also be Mr Too Small, Mr Come To Quick and Mr Cant Kiss

2. Mr. Brag-a-lot. All he seems to talk about is I got this, I drive this, I live in the suburbs, I make so much money, and all that jazz. Now don’t men know that its the fickle minded females that are actually impressed by this? I wouldn’t care whether you drove a Bentley or rode a BMX, seriously, its your gray matter thats important and whats in your heart.

3. Mr. Private Lover. He acts like he’s so into you in private, all over you and all that, but in public you’re just another chick he “associates” with. He’s the type once in public will stand close but not close enough, and acts like you just go to the same church or something.

4. Mr Every female that comes up to him is his ‘friend’. Yes, more like he has at least slept with her and now they are cool like that.

5. Mr. My ex hurt me so let’s be ‘friends’ forever. If you not ready to be in a relationship that is perfectly fine but stop stringing woman along. And he also is known to use the line ‘Lets go with the flow’! He can also be known as Mr Commitment-Phobia, he really tries avoid having any definition to what you have, calling you his ‘close friend’ or friend with benefits. He however, will get jealous should you try to get your own game on, expressing how he’s so fond of you, and just needs time to heal.

6. Mr. Texts. He doesn’t answer the phone when you call but will text you asking” what’s up”. This is a pet-peeve for me. What’s wrong with picking up your phone? Its more likely because he just can't ‘talk’ at that point in time, which is always when you call. This is in the same league as Mr Private Number and calls that his ‘business’ number, really dude, do you think I’m buying that excuse??

7. Mr, 419. Yes, I respect a man who hustles but why can’t it be a legal hustle? Since he really can't come up and say he really specialises in the fraudulent financial sector, the new code word is ‘I’m into properties’. He stutters when you show interest in his business ‘acumen’ and pose questions. He won’t even complain about the credit crunch and property devaluing, right??Why is that Mr Entrepreneur?

8. Mr. Stop Completely Calling You but then when he sees you face to face will ask: WHY YOU AIN’T BEEN CALLING ME? [/b]Now, if i ever met this man, I’d tell him its the same reason he aint been calling.

9. [b]Mr I live alone. He will tell he has his own place but will always make an excuse when you want to come over because he’s probably living with different women or just his wife.

10. Mr. I coming over to chill at YOUR house. This is the type of brotha who once he realises you have your own place he wants to come over, thats no problem, but there’s the type who doesn’t take you on no kind of date and sees him coming to chill over at your place as the date ALL the time he comes over. He’s also usually Mr No. 9.

11. Mr I Aint Married. He will say he’s just going through a divorce, him and his wife now sleep in separate room, and just talking because of the children. His divorce will never come through and as silly as this might sound many a females have been his victim. He’s also could be No. 9 and 10 put together.

12. Mr. Liar (about E-v-e-r-y thing) some people just lie for nothing. The worst part is when you find out the truth. In this day-in-age where information is just a google away, why don’t they know that we can find out the truth?

13. Mr Dont Want a Woman With Children-But has three of his own with three different women.

14. Mr Philanthropic. He’s the one guy who doesn’t hide his flirtatious activities, even flirts with your friends and sleeps with any female if she lets him but tries to act like he got such high morals when it comes to women.

15. Mr. You think you’re too good for me? He’s the one who tries to demean and disrespect you just because you have DENIED to give him your number.
Now, I’m not saying the world is full of just these 15 types of men, no sir. There the eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas and to all those who have them I say hold them dear and appreciate them.

So ladies, what do you think?

I think you've had too many boyfriends.

Seun:

I think you've had too many boyfriends.

seconded

u r an example of the insatiable breed of grls walkin around d face of the earth

noetic:

you're an example of the insatiable breed of grls walkin around d face of the earth

i think u r perfectly right, never contented

Please o!

Why the defensiveness?
it shows you all fall into one or more of these types.

Gamine:

Please o!

Why the defensiveness?
it shows you all fall into one or more of these types.

and it proves u r insatiable

It proves nothing
This is not just from me, its from many women and their experiences combined

Men eh? pity we just can't be without them, good or bad. To me they are all smooth operators.

know ye that u attract ur type of pple
cos i cant remember eva chyking a deeper lifer
if these re the qualities of men u attract then, ur either
OSAMA BIN LADEN or MONICA LEWINSKY
or pehaps Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
gud luck  

You may have jokes, but this is reality.

i am number #14.

is there any problem with that?

superstan:

i am number #14.

is there any problem with that?

lol

noetic:

lol

#14 is the smartest on the list.

he flirts and he sleeps with any beautiful woman that lets him.

don juan!

Thank God!
A confession!

besides the only S abt #14 is Stupid not Smart

Gamine:

besides the only S about #14 is Stupid not Smart

you are not a wise individual.

if mr #14 is stupid, what are the girls he slept with? wise??

superstan:

you are not a wise individual.

if mr #14 is stupid, what are the girls he slept with? wise??

Uhmmm, the thing get as hey be sef

1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 14 should all be blown in the face with an uzi

I know a #8 and every time he asks that question I get very close to hurting him physically.

Gamine:


Now, I’m not saying London is full of just these 15 types of men, no sir. There the eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas and to all those who have them I say hold them dear and appreciate them.

So ladies, what do you think?

Pay more attention to the statement in bold and stop exerting energy on the ^ugly other side of men as you have done with this topic of yours.

It would you and every other sensible lady out there a better person.

Pataki:

Pay more attention to the statement in bold and stop exerting energy on the [s]^ugly[/s] other side of men as you have done with this topic of yours.

It would you and every other sensible lady out there a better person.

When the guys do the same to the girls, they tell us to go and make our own thread and stop complaining, it's just an opinion.

TOH:

1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 14 should all be blown in the face with an uzi

I know a #8 and every time he asks that question I get very close to hurting him physically.

u can't blow me with an uzi, try smith n wesson.

what is wrong with playing around with women. i am still a young man.

young men don't worry their heads about marriage. too damn early.

abeg, on a very serious note, don't these men exist? Of course they do. the only thing is that they have female counterparts.

By the way, why do and how come babes still fall for men like these after knowing so much about these cocktail of brothers? is it stupidity, gullibility, desperation or a desire for adventure?

Why is it some people are so daft that they actually think something that was obviously COPIED and PASTED from a random publication is the original idea of the OP? Isnt it obvious that it was lifted from a mag or online article? Gosh people


standP, if people like they can play. no one cares. Problem like the post says is those who play around then act like some upstanding moral human being whne it comes to others doing the same esp women. Capice?

It's all good to me, as long as guys 1 through 15 don't bother me I won't bother them they can do as they please  
Only want to know  "eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas"

Ceeno E vu:

By the way, why do and how come babes still fall for men like these after knowing so much about these cocktail of brothers? is it stupidity, gullibility, desperation or a desire for adventure?

this is the the most brilliant comment on this thread. bravo ceeno.

it is sheer gullibility blended with 5 kilograms of stupidity.

a player will always have his way with women. in fact, women love players than gentlemen.

TOH:

standP, if people like they can play. no one cares. Problem like the post says is those who play around then act like some upstanding moral human being whne it comes to others doing the same esp women. Capice?

we all have secrets. players will always appear gentle just like women will hide their past too.

women are more likely to lie about their past than men.

phattgirl:

When the guys do the same to the girls, they tell us to go and make our own thread and stop complaining, it's just an opinion.

Am sure the real bruvas out there must be engaging in how to make your world a better place than complaining about the brands of women he has come across on this forum.

It is just an opinion.

Mr Superstan,
The Wise questions himself,
The Fool, others.

That No.5 is a dumb dumb one. Very funny

phattgirl:

It's all good to me, as long as guys 1 through 15 don't bother me I won't bother them they can do as they please
Only want to know "eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas"

Now you are more like it.

Is that you?

superstan:

this is the the most brilliant comment on this thread. bravo ceeno.

it is sheer gullibility blended with 5 kilograms of stupidity.

a player will always have his way with women. in fact, women love players than gentlemen.


we all have secrets. players will always appear gentle just like women will hide their past too.

women are more likely to lie about their past than men.

Notice such women that are aware of their shortcomings or mistakes in the past tend to be alot more tolerant cos they know they have no right looking down on others. MOST guys dont have such reasoning. Rather drink Hypocrite juice.

as for girls perferring players to gentlemen. Maybe some do but many dont. Dont know why people say that. What most females like is a gentleman who is also fun to be around. People think well even if he's a bloody bore as long as he pulls out your chair for you, stick with him he's a "gentle man", um no. "Playas" get boring too. saying the same stupid shit but cant prove nothing. I think most just want a mix and yes such exist.

jkpretty:

That No.5 is a dumb dumb one. Very funny

So are you saying, I cannot even be friends with you forever?