JideTheBlogger: MTN Fastlink advert

Michael Sokoto: D pix below had neva one day in it's entire existance been promo-ed or TV-advertised, buh ee dey work DIE!

Michael Sokoto: D pix below had neva one day in it's entire existance been promo-ed or TV-advertised, buh ee dey work DIE!

Michael Sokoto: Dat stupid coke advert of "Brrrr", ee nah work one day!
I downed THREE (3) chilled bottles afta seein d advert, NATHIN!
Very stupid lie-lie advert

chindi: Happy Independence Day Nairalanders.
I want to use this medium to expose some of the tv commercials that doesn't work as advertised. Below is a list of the adverts:

DETERGENTS: Most adverts on detergents (if not all) doesn't truely work as advertised. Ariel, Omo, Klin, among others 'one wash' adverts are scams. I have used most of the detergents on tough stains but 'e no dey comot once'. I'll have to change water and rewash all over before the stains will be removed (after hard scrubbing until my flesh peel comot).

VICKS BLUE: '...Vicks blue go sama dat ur cough and catarrh one time...' I've tried this when I had cough and catarrh but it doesn't work. At times, I end up taking a dozen of vicks blue all to no avail. If you have tried taking just one and it worked for you just lemme know.

ONGA: ...mama's helping hand. The advert shows that when you use Onga seasoning on any meal, it turns out delicious, chei! What if say na potty I dey cook, so if I just add onga d food go sweet, abegi! Tell me something else. Well, all na advert sha.

PANADOL: From the advert, when you take panadol for pain relief, you will be relieved immediately, ONE TIME! I have taken panadol when I had headache but I wasn't relieved of the pain immediately, I had to rest for a while before I regained 'my head'.
More will be sent, not until you post yours.

Long live Nairalanders
Long live Nigerians
Happy Independence!

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

eblazer: ..what about the never dying U.B.A #bank advert.I think the man should be so grey by now

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

Paroman: op.....is this supposed to be a joke?

Michael Sokoto: I've seen semo, seen poundo-yam even refined amala flour buh the pix below had neva one day in it's entire existance been promo-ed or TV-advertised, buh ee dey work DIE!

njideoby: MAMA GOLD RICE; from de advert, when you perceive the aroma,you will start floating in the air, I refuse to cook it in my house
COW BELL MILK; have this fantasy that when one drinks it, the person will become like those cow drinking it in the advert.

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

homesteady: Harpic - for washing toilet! In the advert - pour harpic on the suface of your WC, leave for ten minutes, scrub, then flush! And your WC will be sparkling white!
In reality, if you like leave it for 24hours, the stain will not go!

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Symphony007: Which simpleton brought this hogwas to frontpage? What is becoming of this stupid forum. There are educative and well researched threads wasting away in sections and this trash is making frontpage. Who ever owns this forum had better do a review or risk irrelevance.

Symphony007: Which simpleton brought this hogwas to frontpage? What is becoming of this stupid forum. There are educative and well researched threads wasting away in sections and this trash is making frontpage. Who ever owns this forum had better do a review or risk irrelevance.

valicious1:
Once had a lecturer like you in my school days, never saw anything good in anything, was an extreme sadist, kill-joy and unrepentant pessimist,he freely and constantly enjoyed givingout F's to students just cos he loved the expressions on their faces when they saw their results, he once nearly succeeded in convincing the whole class that jesus christ was sent by God to earth for his own selfish reasons and fullfilment buh I got some news for you bro, the dude is DEAD and gone FOREVER.

Quit being a saddist

Tholudee: Always e no dey reach 8 hours

haykayforreal: u 4get abt d ads öf Always pad used by women 4 dia mensural tin...d ads shocks,na student wey dey jump and dance dem go dey show 4 us,dem no dey show ao dem dey use am...mtchewww!
Rubbish

poison ivy19: Sorry to digress,bt one advert am sure works z sensodyne.ve tried it and it does exactly wat d advert says z xpected frm its constant usage;helps wit sensitive tooth.