Baba_Eleko: How statement wan help d dead?

donphilopus: The wreckage of the plane that crashed this morning in LagosThe Ondo state government has issued an official statement following the crash of an Associated Airline plane on Thursday morning, at about 9:32am, involving family members of late Governor Olusegun Agagu and other dignitaries, enroute Akure.

The statement which was signed by the Chief Press Secretary to the Ondo State Governor, Eni Akinsola, stated that the State “received with shock the news of the crash of the plane bearing the corpse of the former Governor of Ondo State, Dr Olusegun Agagu, as it was taking off from Lagos.”

Although there are several reports as to the identity of the individuals involved, the statement disclosed that “a commissioner, family members, associates and other top government officials were also involved in the crash.”

However, the statement did not confirm the names of those who survived.

“Information available indicates that there were casualties and a few survivors of this unfortunate crash. We are however still expecting more information.

The statement said there is no doubt that “this is an unfortunate disaster in the life of our dear State. We can only pray that God will visit the State with mercy and give us all the strength to bear these unfortunate losses.”

Residents of the state have been urged to be in a “sober and prayerful mood at these trying times as God is indeed the only person we should call upon in this period.”

The State Government assured that more information will be released as soon as they are available.

SOURCE: www.osundefender.org/?p=124745

donphilopus: The wreckage of the plane that crashed this morning in LagosThe Ondo state government has issued an official statement following the crash of an Associated Airline plane on Thursday morning, at about 9:32am, involving family members of late Governor Olusegun Agagu and other dignitaries, enroute Akure.

The statement which was signed by the Chief Press Secretary to the Ondo State Governor, Eni Akinsola, stated that the State “received with shock the news of the crash of the plane bearing the corpse of the former Governor of Ondo State, Dr Olusegun Agagu, as it was taking off from Lagos.”

Although there are several reports as to the identity of the individuals involved, the statement disclosed that “a commissioner, family members, associates and other top government officials were also involved in the crash.”

However, the statement did not confirm the names of those who survived.

“Information available indicates that there were casualties and a few survivors of this unfortunate crash. We are however still expecting more information.

The statement said there is no doubt that “this is an unfortunate disaster in the life of our dear State. We can only pray that God will visit the State with mercy and give us all the strength to bear these unfortunate losses.”

Residents of the state have been urged to be in a “sober and prayerful mood at these trying times as God is indeed the only person we should call upon in this period.”

The State Government assured that more information will be released as soon as they are available.

SOURCE: www.osundefender.org/?p=124745

shakol91: . The poster must be the person that read the news on the State Local Station this evening (news @ 8 OSRC) because it was word for word

Buchukwu: Its a very sad situation. Nobody knows when he/she will die, if u tell those that boarded the plane, they wnt agree. NAWA OO

Baba_Eleko: How statement wan help d dead?

Ghadafy:

Hey buddy, do you have more jokes?

pinky21: . I enjoyed ur joke jare. I don tire for ondo state news n agagu. Who died n who ddnt if na unknown pple die nw it wil jst end in RIP. Pls if u ve more I don't mind

tonididdy:
SURE LOL
A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passenqers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL gurL.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little gurL
repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
Jonathan took my
schooL bag."

tonididdy:
SURE LOL
A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passenqers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL gurL.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little gurL
repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
Jonathan took my
schooL bag."

tonididdy:

A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passenqers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL gurL.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little gurL
repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
Jonathan took my
schooL bag."

tonididdy: A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email
address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a
widow
who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting
condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After
reading the first message she fainted instantly.
The son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'To my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear
from me, they have computers here and we are
allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been
checked in. How are u and d kids, the place is really
nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary
arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting u darling. I cant wait to see you..
The Son is presently in coma ;(

Chukabiz:


Get well soon

tonididdy: » A lady visited a Sex Doctor WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. the woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Her Son picked and replied: Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and its bleeding and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives.