There are 4 friends livin together in a house. There names are Mad. Stupid, Nobody, impossible, and Somebody.
One day impossible left home. Wit his gf. And Nobody was fightin wit Somebody and he mistakenly stabbed him. So mad tried to call the police so the followin conversation ensued.
Mad: pls is that the police
police: yes.
Mad: pls i want to report that somebody killed nobody.
Police: thats impossible.
Mad: no impossible has just left the house.
Police: then you must be mad.
Mad: yes i'm mad.
Police: man you are whinin us.? Are you stupid.
Mad: no stupid is the person readin this thread that wont leave a COMMENT

I am still waiting to laugh.
*blinking*

#boring

demelza: I am still waiting to laugh.
*blinking*

really and you commented? Cant believe it. But dont lie you laughed

I've heard a similar one,funny though,except for the silly part

clixa: lol funny but op you aint serious cos it not a must to comment na #wink

becos ppl see your jokes for free, laugh and will refuse to comment.. Its annoyin wen you see 350views and only 1 comment.

nice 1.

chegx: nice 1.

thanks bro

This Joke is as dry as the Northern parts of Sokoto

Don famous: There are 4 friends livin together in a house. There names are Mad. Stupid, Nobody, impossible, and Somebody.
One day impossible left home. Wit his gf. And Nobody was fightin wit Somebody and he mistakenly stabbed him. So mad tried to call the police so the followin conversation ensued.
Mad: pls is that the police
police: yes.
Mad: pls i want to report that somebody killed nobody.
Police: thats impossible.
Mad: no impossible has just left the house.
Police: then you must be mad.
Mad: yes i'm mad.
Police: man you are whinin us.? Are you stupid.
Mad: no stupid is the person readin this thread that wont leave a COMMENT

.Thunder strike your fada

lmao! nice one Op.

doofanc: lmao! nice one Op.

thanks bro

CMPunk10: .Thunder strike your fada

at your age you never get brain. You still dey abuse. Let me tell you this thunder cant strike my dad. Okay? You deserve to be banned for life.

@Don E be like sey you don dey inhale purple flowers abi.

commenting is voluntary and nt compulsory..bt dt stuff is damn funny

dele-paul:
commenting is voluntary and nt compulsory..bt dt stuff is damn funny

thanks bro

Here is the funniest Akpors Joke

Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily

Bt udiort is d one dt trickd pple to comment on his thread.

i couldnt laugh.

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Tuntheycr7: Bt udiort is d one dt trickd pple to comment on his thread.

you cant even express yourself correctly

Nice try buh av seen somtin similar buh ur 'silly' was creative

Don famous: becos ppl see your jokes for free, laugh and will refuse to comment.. Its annoyin wen you see 350views and only 1 comment.

Lol i understand your point but you shouldn't have include the silly of a thing because the way you view things aint the way other people might view it btw i like your joke.

Joke