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National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Donmams(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2013
As the race for 2015 heats up, GEJ is finding himself increasingly alienated from the North and South West:two key voting blocs for any aspirant.
It is becoming clearer to GEJ that he may not be able to clinch the PDP ticket in 2015 and is poised to secede and form a new country out of the South South.

Interestingly, GEJ has no plans to include the South East in his secession plans because of the South East's superior population figures.

GEJ is well aware that if he loses his bid for reelection, not only does he stand to lose power, but his freedom as well. His political advisers have informed him that it is more than likely the APC will field General Muhammadu Buhari as its Presidential candidate. GEJ is very much aware that General Buhari will waste no time prosecuting him for all of his offences while in Office should GEJ be unable to rig the elections in favour of the PDP in 2015.

GEJ's advisers are of the opinion that should the worst happen and the APC, cum General Buhari win the forthcoming elections in 2014, then he'll have no choice but to secede and continue as life president for the Niger Delta, thus evading possible prosecution.

It is towards this end that GEJ surprised the whole world by announcing on Independence Day, the setting up of the committee on National Conference.

With GEJ facing critical battles on many fronts, it is all or nothing for perhaps the future President of the Niger Delta.

The proposed National Conference is meant to promote the idea of autonomous regions having 100% resource control. It is expected that the north will oppose the idea of autonomous regions because of its weak financial state. The confusion and anarchy that will ensue is expected to provide GEJ with the cover he needs to break the Niger Delta away from the rest of the country. Simultaneously, the SE is also expected to declare a Sovereign state of Biafra.

GEJ'S closest advisers believe the north and South West has been weakened militarily and therefore cannot mount a military campaign to return both the Niger Delta and Biafran Republics back into Nigeria.

In order to gain international sympathy for their secession plans, the GEJ gov't intends to use the conference to provide legitimacy to their plans.

One thing is clear, as long as Nigerians reject Goodluck Jonathan at the polls, he is determined to ensure the end of Nigeria as we know it today.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by NINETOFIVE(m): 11:18am On Oct 07, 2013
Splendid, if that happens, he would end up a hero.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Ogbonaikenna(m): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2013
I pray it happens. The SE will fully support him. To your tent o israel

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by ASOROCKb(m): 11:53am On Oct 07, 2013
Ogbonaikenna: I pray it happens. The SE will fully support him. To your tent o israel
Our dream come true, carry Go!

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by ijawcitizen(m): 1:00pm On Oct 07, 2013
This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Nobody: 1:43pm On Oct 07, 2013
Breaking Nigeria will actually do the southwest more good than SS and SE. Let us see where the oil they think they have will take them.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by ckkris: 1:58pm On Oct 07, 2013
tpacalipse: Breaking Nigeria will actually do the southwest more good than SS and SE. Let us see where the oil they think they have will take them.
Republic of Oduduwa.

Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Nobody: 2:09pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.

Why are u angry? U hav alwaya wanted ur SS rephblic nd GEJ wants to give it to u.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Donmams(m): 2:21pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.
And what part of the article seems deluded to you?
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by snoopy(m): 2:21pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.

My thoughts exactly and equally deluded forumites will swallow the entire worded crap line and sinker! *shudders*
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by manny4life(m): 2:22pm On Oct 07, 2013
tpacalipse: Breaking Nigeria will actually do the southwest more good than SS and SE. Let us see where the oil they think they have will take them.

Yeah, we've heard that too many times, we in the SE will take our chances..

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by solomon111(m): 3:57pm On Oct 07, 2013
Rantings of a mad and insecure Northern terrorist.
Why not wait till 2015 and let see how popular buhari is.?

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by atlwireles: 4:38pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.

You should be happy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by achi4u(m): 4:52pm On Oct 07, 2013
God answers our prayers that way...is very cool and...

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by themaskedman: 5:11pm On Oct 07, 2013
How I pray the prayers of the op comes to pass at least I can walk freely in my BIAFRA REPUBLIC without anyone slicing my throat to claim 72 virgins.
When we wanted out of this marriage in 1967 the SW ganged up with their lords in the North to force us in and everyday now they cry of marginalization.
Carry go Jonathan, 2015 is even too late make it happen this month pls.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.
Same feeling here bro .
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by cumpaddre(m): 5:58pm On Oct 07, 2013
Let's face the truth, ethnic discrimination is what's killing this country above everything else. The corruption in Nigeria today is as a result of this same ethnic discrimination. I dunno if its for d best but let God have his way in the end.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by bogs4real: 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2013
ijaw citizen: This article is simply the thoughts of an insecure & deluded fool.

are u scared, lool...even if the article is fictitious, the outcomes are viable, so the article is laudable!!!!!!!!!
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by wisdomw(m): 6:53pm On Oct 07, 2013
Saving money. CHaiiiii ℓ̊ can't wait 2 be our village king cos am still ready 2 over throw our village head cos dat man is a woman. GOD PLS SHOW UR MERCY BY GIVING US OUR PROMISED LAND
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by automaticcars: 7:33pm On Oct 07, 2013
Very possible.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by omenka(m): 7:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
Does a single man "secede" from a country Abeg edit this yeye title.

@ post: every discerning mind knows it is the president's plan to bring this country to ruins if he sees 2015 is no longer feasible. But along with his uncanny plots, he shall fall, and by God's grace take Clerk and Dokubo along with him.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Dospix(m): 7:49pm On Oct 07, 2013
Useless thread...poos on the thread***My candid advice: don't waste your precious time on this thread.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by ketoprofen(m): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2013
wat ever will divide this country,......
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by ITbomb(m): 9:22pm On Oct 07, 2013
Are they shaking already ?
Let them bring back the pyramids to help them search for oil in Lake Chad n create as many LGA as possible to share the oil money

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by DaLover(m): 11:03pm On Oct 07, 2013
tpacalipse: Breaking Nigeria will actually do the southwest more good than SS and SE. Let us see where the oil they think they have will take them.
Meanwhile the oils is the only thing developing the SW for now...

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Desola(f): 11:11pm On Oct 07, 2013
Indeed, I do believe that the SW and Northern Nigeria are weakened militarily.


Has the SW ever really had military might?

Either way the cookie crumbles, it would be for the benefit of the Yorubas so long the division is peaceful and the Yorubas do not mount any opposition to the division.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Tuntheycr7: 11:16pm On Oct 07, 2013
Make GEJ no start wetin he no go finished come 2015 o. In another news

A man came back from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens.
Gudnyt
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by automaticcars: 11:18pm On Oct 07, 2013
Tuntheycr7: Make GEJ no start wetin he no go finished come 2015 o. In another news

A man came back from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens.
Gudnyt

funny
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 07, 2013
Donmams: As the race for 2015 heats up, GEJ is finding himself increasingly alienated from the North and South West:two key voting blocs for any aspirant.
It is becoming clearer to GEJ that he may not be able to clinch the PDP ticket in 2015 and is poised to secede and form a new country out of the South South.

Interestingly, GEJ has no plans to include the South East in his secession plans because of the South East's superior population figures.

GEJ is well aware that if he loses his bid for reelection, not only does he stand to lose power, but his freedom as well. His political advisers have informed him that it is more than likely the APC will field General Muhammadu Buhari as its Presidential candidate. GEJ is very much aware that General Buhari will waste no time prosecuting him for all of his offences while in Office should GEJ be unable to rig the elections in favour of the PDP in 2015.

GEJ's advisers are of the opinion that should the worst happen and the APC, cum General Buhari win the forthcoming elections in 2014, then he'll have no choice but to secede and continue as life president for the Niger Delta, thus evading possible prosecution.

It is towards this end that GEJ surprised the whole world by announcing on Independence Day, the setting up of the committee on National Conference.

With GEJ facing critical battles on many fronts, it is all or nothing for perhaps the future President of the Niger Delta.

The proposed National Conference is meant to promote the idea of autonomous regions having 100% resource control. It is expected that the north will oppose the idea of autonomous regions because of its weak financial state. The confusion and anarchy that will ensue is expected to provide GEJ with the cover he needs to break the Niger Delta away from the rest of the country. Simultaneously, the SE is also expected to declare a Sovereign state of Biafra.

GEJ'S closest advisers believe the north and South West has been weakened militarily and therefore cannot mount a military campaign to return both the Niger Delta and Biafran Republics back into Nigeria.

In order to gain international sympathy for their secession plans, the GEJ gov't intends to use the conference to provide legitimacy to their plans.

One thing is clear, as long as Nigerians reject Goodluck Jonathan at the polls, he is determined to ensure the end of Nigeria as we know it today.


you have no shame

Nigeria as you know it is not making progress that is why this dialogue is required

Nigeria as you know it is one where terrorist blow people up because they pray to a different God while the elite of that region look the other way

the Nigeria as you know is riddled with poverty where the elite of our Nation scramble for resources at the Centre without anybody contributing to Nation Building that is why we need this conversation

And you know what? the Conjectures and Innuendoes that led to the last civil war will not succeed in this generation, so you are wasting your time. Gone are the days when the highest bidders and interest group can control the media and promote clandestine interests. we live in the age of the digital media when all who care are just one click away from finding out the truth.

You can waste your time all you like but Nigerians will be better informed!

Like the President said, you can not solve today's problems with yesterday's solution . So the National Conversation needs to be had.

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Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by jking001(m): 11:47pm On Oct 07, 2013
Would it be that easy for anyone from any part of nigeria rise up easily to become president?or aspire to be, I don't think so because the person would have to through these hells and when he returns he would not be able to do anything good for nigeria ,tribalism\ state origin,inequality not belonging to the ruling class or ruling or elite's plus religious affliations ,and must have stolen lots of funds and not to talk of the occultic aspect that you have to join,i would stop there ,our political class have no idea of what they about to do removing GEJ would be a mistake to me because of what he stands to represent ,to me he's more of symbol of hope for Nigerians any where they are or where the come from if they were smart politicians they would have come together a work with him and earn the trust of nigerians,for me nigeria should do away with state of origin and religion in its affairs its caused too much problem for us and the politicians are benefitting from it,inequality breeds corruption ,the fight should be against inequality.
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by Brimmie(m): 12:28am On Oct 08, 2013
Odikwa Serious!!
Re: National Conference:Goodluck Jonathan's Plot To Secede From Nigeria by achi4u(m): 3:00am On Oct 08, 2013
Desola: Indeed, I do believe that the SW and Northern Nigeria are weakened militarily.


Has the SW ever really had military might?

Either way the cookie crumbles, it would be for the benefit of the Yorubas so long the division is peaceful and the Yorubas do not mount any opposition to the division.

Yes Yorubas are the lucky one but I don't think the north will willingly free them. gringrin
they must fight their own fight.

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