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Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by equlibrium(m): 5:07pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
NA BY FORCE TO MARRY During iteun's wedding reception; the he was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife And to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by bibs(f): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
and to equillibrum who gave us his warehouse as wedding hall. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by gunpoint(m): 5:56pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Na iteun d great u finish lika dis?? Chei!!! dis small childrens no go kill me 4 nlnd ohhhh. . . . . Ok nw, Iteun, Ova 2 u, Na true?? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by gunpoint(m): 5:59pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
N.B To Mr Turkey who Provided the meat, Rest In Peace. . . |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by kayowalemi(m): 6:17pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
ituen Happy married jare if u need money to feed her let me know |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Nella(f): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
haha, lmao, Which kind bringing out be this one?? Ituen, I just hope the kids in d future would b ur own, atleast u wouldn't need to "thank" any one 4 that, lol, |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by femib26(m): 7:58pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Anyhow sha, The guy is married. Congrats!!! Who gave u the house u are now? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Jeovy(m): 8:02pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Who tell you say he get house.He squats. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by kene20(m): 8:21pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Happy married life Iteun But dont forget 2 tell me when u need babies cos i might b of help |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by ituen(m): 9:38pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
[size=18pt]Na me be this [/size] Equilibrum, u don start war oh. Make i go dig into your past |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by PLea: 10:41pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
ahahahhaahha lol! Happy married life jor, accept am, we r still waiting 4 ur children sha, |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by ituen(m): 7:31am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Dont worry, Tessy is heavy and in spain for the delivery nightnurse will be next |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by equlibrium(m): 7:33am On Jul 01, 2008 |
@iteun my research shows all my facts r rite and precise, i found out dis weddin is d 1 u did b4 u met & marryd tessy, dat gal's name wz Sikiratu Amunat Onikokolori. 2 say d least, twz a huge mistake till tessy baby came and saved ur sorri ass, and nlnd/nlndrs librated u!! N.B; i gat no history, jst a future. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Jeovy(m): 9:25am On Jul 01, 2008 |
hehe |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by saucekid(m): 10:27am On Jul 01, 2008 |
@ poster fear no catch u again abi? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Haba Ituen You no include me for your vote of thanks ? Oya give me back my boxers and canvass wey i borrow you for the wedding. ROFLMAO Its been long i had a good laugh at NLD. @equlibrium Thumbs up !!! |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Jul 01, 2008 |
@post buahahahhahahaha chei rotfmlo @couples make una come for bla bla bla lectures i don die |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by jaymobb(m): 10:58am On Jul 01, 2008 |
i don laff tire equili baba u too much thnx 4 coverin d event |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by gunpoint(m): 8:08pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
@equals wat of me?? i provided d touts dat served as groomsmen dat day na. . . @jaymobb na me send am go coverage oooo!! Wnt any1 acknowledge me?? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 8:22pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
hands gunpoint two balls of kuli kuli oya take before you begin dey cry. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by saucekid(m): 9:35pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
i give am one dankwa join |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 9:38pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
saucekid: @saucekid hahaha, bro wats up, longest time. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by saucekid(m): 9:51pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
i dey ooo na ghana u dey true true? i wan come there ooo |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 10:06pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
OL boy i dey Accra ooo. here call me +233248677320. I just say make i come here come play small. But with the way this babes here take dey give d koko freely, I neva know when i dey come back |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Jeovy(m): 10:10pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Ben,you again? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Wetin i do naa ? Abi if dem put sugar for your mouth, you go throw am away ? Even God himself go punish me, if i turn this babes down. Cos somewhere in the good book i believe their is a place that says, "Love your neighbours to pieces" So na the love i dey share for here. |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Jul 02, 2008 |
ol boy i jealous u small o wey iteun |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Jeovy(m): 9:31am On Jul 02, 2008 |
you dey jealous both guy and lady,wetin be your own self? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by clemcykul(f): 10:09am On Jul 02, 2008 |
i dey jealous even u |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
Which one Jeovy dey form rebel ? |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by clemcykul(f): 12:40pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
i knoe knoe o |
Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by olulu(m): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
chei !!! na ituen b dis??/ well, sha d truth is bitter but what a very funny truth |
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