gabrywyl:

Why don't you go out to socialize in the real world than you can find your girl?

girls? let mama ngozi catch you corrupting me. i'm still a minor, biko.

_{just kidding}

HCH3COO:

means the chicks where i stay are trashy and ugly

HAHA! hey, they couldn't be as bad as tampons sha. . .  

How about out from the place you stay. Like if you take trips, youmight have luck. Cause if you find on Nairaland,una no dey go anywhere ooo

gabriel, being single is the healtiest choice for me as of now
until God directs a blossoming flower my way

HCH3COO:

girls? let mama ngozi catch you corrupting me. i'm still a minor, biko.

_{just kidding}

How old are you nna?

thru with socializin.  had enough fun for the summer, dear.  party time is over.

gabrywyl:

How old are you nna?

71. you?

U're 17


you can see on my Profile ooo. Am 25 years old.

17 ? says who? why are you reading backwards. 25? you be grandma oooo

You say 71. . . So I dont think a granpa that age can be so updated to use Nairaland jor.

If 25 to you is a grandma, what more a 71?

Come on bobo, be honest, how old are you?

true talk

wey your brothers tonight?

Answer my question jor.

Ma brothas.
Anthony went for band practise, Mig at work, Jake at ice hockey and Omarion and Derek is in my hometown. I think they both are at home.

i dey try.

your boyfriend, why was he begging you to take him back the other day?

HCH3COO:

i dey try.

your boyfriend, why was he begging you to take him back the other day?

Which boyfriend

answer my question.

HCH3COO:

answer my question.

you dey make me confuse ooo. . . . Which bf and what bf

why you dey lie to me like this?

HCH3COO:

why you dey lie to me like this?

I no fit lie ooo. I only got 1 boyfriend and he is not on Nairaland. So which boyfriend begs me

xplain this:

"BABYYYYYYYYYY I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Eh? Thats my brother Anthony sha. That aint no boyfriend. youuuu. . . .

HCH3COO:

explain this:

"BABYYYYYYYYYY I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

this will be intresting

oh ok.  is he your blood brother or an adopted family member?

acidrop:

this will be intresting

hey Chika, you another one. . . .

HCH3COO:

oh ok. is he your blood brother or an adopted family member?

None of the above. We are not blood related at all and not adopted by my parents at all. Same case with the other brothers in here.

Besides, he is white and I'm yellow. How to be blodd related?

acidrop:

this will be intresting

welcome to our little mansion.  how bodi?

she don lie tell me say na her brother be that

gabrywyl:

Besides, he is white and I'm yellow. How to be blodd related?

brown and yellow, pink and white - could be one of those freaky situations na




why do you call them your "brothers"?

HCH3COO:

welcome to our little mansion.  how bodi?

she don lie tell me say na her brother be that

Hey bobo. I told you ooo. I no fit lie .

HCH3COO:

brown and yellow, pink and white - could be one of those freaky situations na

We claim to be blood familys because we went to the same College last time and we became very close friends. Thats why nna

HCH3COO:

welcome to our little mansion.  how bodi?

she don lie tell me say na her brother be that

haba, that one nah wetin we dey hear all d time


ok Gab u have been summoned to the high court of justice cheating prevention

state ur case

gabrwyl i take style toast that small girl acidrop one time like that
she form like say she too fine

acidrop:

haba, that one nah wetin we dey hear all d time


ok Gab u have been summoned to the high court of justice cheating prevention

state your case

Abeg sista, Una dey try ohhh. . . . Dont una make me feel hit after I summon Amadioha to strike strike you! HAHA!





See Ch3coo, you mention that I liek that sentence.  

HAHAHA! Amadioha god of thunder!!!!!

you no fit lie? every persin dey lie. you just lied.

HCH3COO:

gabrwyl i take style toast that small girl acidrop one time like that
she form like say she too fine

Uhm. . . ok, me sef dont understand this sentence. Explanation please. Abeg.