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| Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:16pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Greetings Nairalanders. This thread is open to both sexes to share your close encounters with the ladies you tried to woo or guys that tried to woo you. I guess some of us have got something to share. I hope we could learn from each other's experiences. I'd start with few of mine |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:21pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
(CLUB SCENARIO) *walks up to a hottie* Val: I've been sitted by that corner and couldn't help but notice you've got something on you *she checks herself out* Her: what's that? Val: my eyez *she gives a straight face and replies* Her: tell your eyez to look elsewhere *rolls eyez and brings it back to her* Val: I can't help it. Itz been enchanted. Excuse my manners, I'm Val. Can I @least buy you a drink and see where this enchantment leads me Girl: Hmm, alrite. I'm Charlotte. *you may guess the rest* 2 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:24pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
(CAMPUS SCENARIO) *notices a hottie @ d relaxation spot* *looking disorientated I walk up to her* Val: Please Excuse Me Her: Yea? Val: I'm a fresher. I sort of lost and need directions Her: Oh I see. Where are you headed? *Wearing A Puppy face, I reply* Val: Please take no offence, but how do I get to know you? *breaks into lafta* (After a brief introduction, you can guess the rest) 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:27pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
My encounters with the ladies weren't all 100% successful back then as a teenager. Will be back to share some of my experiences. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
hahahahaha...you're funny ooo  1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Dyt(f): 12:39pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Always wearin a long face Bt wen am in d mood, I smile wen I pass and I hear dem whisper *damn she got a nice asssss* 4 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:49pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
(This Happened far back in HIGH SCHOOL) I know this may sound pathetic, but it took me 2years to make this pass @ my crush. *In a stuttering tone, I managed to mutter these words* Val: He.. He.. Hey! *she looks around to be sure if it was her I was talking to* Her: Hello Val: Emmm.. Ca... Ca.. *i got betrayed by my vocal cords* Her: what? *after a deep breathe* Val: Can we see after closing hour? Her: ok *after closing hour* *I suddenly forgot the lines of 2years rehearsal* *i decided to freestyle* Val: You are. Su.. Su.. Suzzy. And I like you. Can you be my girlfriend? *looking disgusted, she replies* Her: Is that what you called me out her for? I'm not your type! Don't ever try this again!! *you can fill in the rest* (years after graduation, we became very good friends) 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mechummy: hahahahaha...you're funny ooou did not send what you said you were going to send to my email address |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:51pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mechummy: hahahahaha...you're funny ooo Na so I see am o |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by djeezy(m): 12:53pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
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| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Dyt: Always wearin a long face  Some Guys & ΛSS Sef... #Inseparable |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Will be back with more close encounters. This isn't a private diary. So feel free to share your experience. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Gosj01(m): 1:14pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
uniqueval:**pop corn falls and rapidly re-adjust to third row** |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 1:55pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
There was this lady at a conference. She was sitted tangential to my position. She knew I was staring at her. So I sensed she decided to form by wearing a frown. Val: You should frown more often Her: Sorry? *wearing a straight face, I repeated myself* Val: I said you sld frown more often. It makes you look kind of hot *after being taken off guard, she cldnt help but break into a faint smile* Val: For real? Her: What? Val: You've also got a charming smile Her: Stop it! Have we met b4? *my liver almost failed me cos I dint see it coming* *i replied* Val: Sure we have. A couple of minutes ago. I'm sorry if we skipped the introduction aspect. I am Val and you are...? *she had this mischievous look on her face, then she responded* Her: I am married! *I was thrown aback and I bet she heard my saliva drop down my throat as I swollowed hard b4 making an apology* *you know the rest* 2 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by karmaleon: 2:11pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
uniqueval: |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
following |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 2:18pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
@op, 4 which country U take dey woo like this? Nor dey lie give us abeg!!!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
I have another funny experience way back in high school. I attended the same school with my sister. My sister was a very very popular person. It was of great disadvantage to me when it came to wooing girls. Will be back to share the experience. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by 50calibre(m): 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Dyt: Always wearin a long face Holy smoke!! Is that colossal a*ss yours? |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by mariannlove(f): 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
@op let me woo you so i can share my encounter |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by sexymoma(f): 8:13pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
I have a feeling that this ministry would get to front page.... ma most amazing wooing encounter was when a guy told me ' I love your beautiful' then I checked the whole of ma body if any of those bullet hit me.. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Handsomeemmy(m): 8:25pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Guy, you don date plenty ladies be that ooo.... Nice lines beside, there is hardly anyway a lady will tell you that she woo someone on the forum, they will prefer to keep it to themselves, i guess you understand why? |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
sexymoma: I have a feeling that this ministry would get to front page.... wud u let me,see beneath YOUR BEAUTIFUL. he love ur beautiful could mean; he love ur attractiveness. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mayten30: u did not send what you said you were going to send to my email addresssorry...had a very busy day I just sent it |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 10:07pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mariannlove: @op let me woo you so i can share my encounter I'm all yours. Hit me with your best shot. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 10:08pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
sexymoma: I have a feeling that this ministry would get to front page.... So were you hit...? |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Handsomeemmy: Guy, you don date plenty ladies be that ooo.... Nice lines I have never been wooed by a lady. The highest I ever got was a bright green light. I also don't think I like to be wooed. It'll kill the fun. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Mikocake(m): 10:29pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
am whollowing!! |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
uniqueval: ^^^ Back to this encounter. Like I said, this experience was far back in HIGH SCHOOL. I've had my eyez on this girl and chose to 'block' her after school hour. *she was walking home. I sneaked up behind her* Val: Hey Her: Hi Val: I'm Val... yo... *she cuts in* Her: I know who you are *I had no idea how she knew and dint bother asking* Val: I like you and wld like for us to be friends Her: Do you know Whinny? *datz my sister* Val: Yes I do Her: Are you not whinny's broda Val: Yes I am Her: Sorry, I cannot date you or be your friend *that moment I got betrayed by my manliness and responded like a kid* Val: But why? It's not fair *i got too carried away pleading that I dint realise she was warning me of an imminent danger* Her: Can't you hear me? My brodas will deal with you *it was at that moment I noticed a stone bouncing against d ground towards me. I had walked d girl close to her house where her fierce looking brodas were already threatening me with stones* *I avoided that route to my place for a whole term. You can guess the rest* (As we grew older, d chic fell off my specification. My appetite widened. Never went for a rematch) 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Boomboost(m): 10:56pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Hmm,in those days,i'd get her number from a friend or my brother and call her...I couldn't do d face to face wooing. |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by mariannlove(f): 12:10am On Oct 13, 2013 |
uniqueval:LOL, wish i actually knw hw to |
| Re: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Nobody: 6:25am On Oct 13, 2013 |
mariannlove: LOL, wish i actually knw hw to lmao.....then u shud understand how a Guy feels when he z turned down by a girl.. after days of indoor rehearsal and gathering or morale, the babe will still form hard to get. make una dey try make our work easy small. |
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