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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by geosvic: 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
WHY ALWAYS ME? Is it a pride or problem
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by tbagjames(m): 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
'dont tell my Mum'...what did u do? 'no one in my city has swagger like me'...and u are coming from the village. 'suck belly make shirt fine'...after all the bear wey u don drink?. 'look at me'...na advert. Am the one that got me lafin was wen i saw a pregnant woman wearing a shirt with the writeup'am a virgin'

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Teenaba(f): 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
onuwaje: This gat to be it!
cheesy
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by QMark: 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
I wish these were brains

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by fuckluv(f): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2013
My sister has one lovely top with an inscription "Call Me Miss Problem"

The day she put it on, with the kind of pity-like-stares coming her way, nobody told her to dispose it grin
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by geosvic: 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2013
onuwaje: This gat to be it!
blindness
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by greatgod2012(f): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2013
Funny thread but real.
Saw one on a lady who look decent to me but I'm so surprised she can put on something with such inscription........

"I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE"
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Nobody: 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2013
The craziest av seen is "if u tink my b¤¤bs are small check my a$$"....make una no blame me i actually checked the a$$, it was bigger though

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by AccoPen(m): 12:31pm On Oct 14, 2013
I may not be Mr Right, but I'll lipsrsealed (read it yourself) you till he shows up.

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by greatgod2012(f): 12:33pm On Oct 14, 2013
This is another one

Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by WizPrince1(m): 12:34pm On Oct 14, 2013

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by onuwaje(m): 12:37pm On Oct 14, 2013
geosvic:
are the producers blind?
aba boys
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Nobody: 12:37pm On Oct 14, 2013
Persin with potbelly wearing top written "6pack underneath" grin grin

Like seriously..

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by SugaryBelle(f): 12:38pm On Oct 14, 2013
This one is quite popular too 'make love not baby'
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by civac(m): 12:38pm On Oct 14, 2013
really?

Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by nwapee(m): 12:39pm On Oct 14, 2013
church

Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Tyche(m): 12:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
nadia_SA: Persin with potbelly wearing top written "6pack underneath" grin grin

Like seriously..

The six packs is underneath the pot belly na
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by HezronLorraine(m): 12:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1358552_Young_Bright_jpgdc6548a9793e68c2f66de69fffa2606e
Who is the blind man that made this tee-shirt.Some people will even proudly wear it.I never knew asia has relocated to the african continent.undecided
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by indomitable234: 12:41pm On Oct 14, 2013
Funny one "blow" job is better than no job

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Nobody: 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2013
'MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS' and you are begging grin
'MY OGA AT THE TOP'. The first day I saw this one I laughed so hard.
'I FACEBOOK YOUR MUM' so?
'DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP' gringrin

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by LausDeo(m): 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2013
geosvic:
are the producers blind?
producers lolz
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by nwapee(m): 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2013
strongmen

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by 3ace(m): 12:45pm On Oct 14, 2013
About 5 years ago, I saw the following at the back of a dude's T-shirt in a bank. Although I've forgotten some of the content, I will try to let you know what it was all about;
Top ten places you should not fart;
1. At a job interview (when they ask for
your strongest skills).
2. Elevator
3. Church
4. Yoga class
5. Commercial bus
The rest? I've forgotten.

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by dabrake(m): 12:47pm On Oct 14, 2013
OBAMA girl. What nonsense?!!

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by Nobody: 12:48pm On Oct 14, 2013
Another one I saw is written

I love sushi

Nd has a pic of a guy giving a girl head shocked shocked
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by chinco19(f): 12:49pm On Oct 14, 2013
The one i saw was ''B.LOW JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB'....but d person was an illiterate...barely knew wat ws written....i couldn't contain my amazement
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by cherieb2(f): 12:52pm On Oct 14, 2013
Use τ̅☺ have a town top bck then in school with the inscription 'Some Man are Cheat'....luvd wearing it 2 school cos it got 80% of girls and boys commenting after reading it...funny enof it was stollen from the line outside...felt bad cos Ȋ̝̊̅ rejected good offers from girls then who wanted ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥. 2 sell it τ̅☺ them.
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by unikchyka(f): 12:54pm On Oct 14, 2013
I WILL NOT SHUT UP
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by evmandy(f): 12:55pm On Oct 14, 2013
Caracta: I thought i had seen it all when an old friend of mine wore a shirt and "IF YOU THINK I'M A B1TCH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY MUM" was written boldly on it.

Another one that makes no sense to me is the one with, "JUST DID IT". Very common.

Then, we have a category of some people that find joy in having their full names (plus surname) at the back of a customized shirt. Na ID card? Pfffffttt
ℓ☺ℓ......help me ask mbok!
Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by junglej: 12:55pm On Oct 14, 2013
Another one that makes no sense to me is the one with, "JUST DID IT". Very common.

did the top say "JUST DID IT" OR "JUST DO IT"? Cos the latter is the Nike slogan
But the one that i saw that trips me the most was a girl with a tee saying "i love 69" i bet u a million bucks she has no clue what a "69" is

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by mspee(f): 1:00pm On Oct 14, 2013
DarryOsh:
Gosh! this is so common and annoying. I tot i had seen it all until the girls started wearing: "My beauty grows like rose"....i almost fainted

Rose ko, mary ni. angry

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Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by dewaskillz: 1:02pm On Oct 14, 2013
airclipse: I once wore a cloth with "Not tonight Ladies I'm jes here тσ get drunk" тσ church....#i guess I was ignorant undecided
I once wore a one written hell baron to church and got many eyes staring at me as I was coming back after giving my offering didn't rememba though cos I have always said I will neva wear such shirt to church that made me throw d shirt to d junkyard...#i guess I was also ignorant

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