All na the same!
1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns N20 boil
egg N30, all na N50 ‪#‎ all‬na d same, money
cannot waste#
2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy , orange
+mango+pineapple N80, mine own na
natural, money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000
reconnection fee sharp sharp; me I wait, for
night I call electrician pay am N200 fix the
wire back, money cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I
buy cowbell chocolate which already
contains every, Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch p.square show, me I
buy the pirated CD N100 watch n sing along,
money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn
N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my house dey
chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste#
7. You buy red bull N400 to become active,
me I buy paraga N20, i'm super active,
mtchew, money cannot waste#
8. You buy Don Simon, I buy zobo add
squaddy, , all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy
xpressions attachment N350, I fine pass you,
guys dont even know the difference,
hahahahaa#
10. You go club for V.Island buy hennesey
40k, me I enter joint for area buy alomo
N200, all na higness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match, me I
pay N50 for viewing centre,, all na
de same#
12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us they ping#

NOW ADD YOURS....

You buy strawberry, I buy agbalumo.. earth still de roll (aiye n lo)

You pay DSTV 11600 for 1 month, me i enter alaba int'l go buy free DSTV 5k #me i get sense pass u

You enter KFC buy full chicken 1700, I enter oju oja onipanu buy life chicken (agric) 700 .. my vibe never die

U Wear Prada I Wear Palms. All Na To Protect feet.

Loooollll

u dey pay 1millon per year for duplex, me i dey pay 24k/year for my one room, no be to sleep and wake up. sleep na sleep

Mod, this is a front Page material

U de buy 5000 naira pant, i buy 100 naira own. Pant na pant, abi pant no bi to cover yansh?
Oya go show your pant for CNN nah

LOL.
You go harrords/selfridges buy £500 bra,I go katangowa/yaba select correct bra.Bra na bra abi you want wear just bra go out?

frabel: u dey pay 1millon per year for duplex, me i dey pay 24k/year for my one room, no be to sleep and wake up. sleep na sleep

lmao

You use 100k Samsung Experia One to post for NL, I use 11k T***O do my own, all na Android

You go sweet sensation, Tantalizers go buy Serial Cheese Burger N900.

Me i enter street buy Agege bread N70, come stuck beans(Ewa Agoyin) N30 inside .

Burger Na Burger, something dey in-between bread. No time

Omen100: U paid 200k 4 gym center, u buy Nike cavanses 4 20k, nike complete jersey 4 30k from Nike shop 4 d palms Lekki or Alausa. I transport 150 go Yaba, I buy Addidas cavanses 2k, complete set of Addidas jersey 3k, I called my guy & we start walkout every Saturday & Sunday morning, I save money, I burned more calories/fats pass U.

poverty don shop your yash finish

You dey house call your Call Girl living in Maitama and after a night you give her 100k and i go Tiv Joint go pick mine come give am 1k after the show. All na ashawo

jmaine: You go sweet sensation, Tantalizers go buy Serial Cheese Burger N900.

Me i enter street buy Agege bread N70, come stuck beans(Ewa Agoyin) N30 inside .

Burger Na Burger, something dey in-between bread. No time

abi na bread na bread

frabel: u dey pay 1millon per year for duplex, me i dey pay 24k/year for my one room, no be to sleep and wake up. sleep na sleep

lol

you buy Air condition for 30k. I buy 3k fridge for alaba open the door wide for parlour. Wetin be diff

oladapo_a1: you buy Air condition for 30k. I buy 3k fridge for alaba open the door wide for parlour. Wetin be diff

#dies

oladapo_a1: you buy Air condition for 30k. I buy 3k fridge for alaba open the door wide for parlour. Wetin be diff

This one would never work, that compressor would pack up and your parlour wouldn't cool by even one degree centigrade.

I like 1,2,3 and 8.
The rest na wash.

Nevertheless we all wish for means of confortability and 'gbadu'lity.
But as d saying goes -When d desirable is not available ,d available becomes d desirable.