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Akpos The Librarian! by adeyemi91(m): 12:11am On Oct 17, 2013
A hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide.
Akpos is the librarian. . .
.
Hausa man: pls do u av a book on suicide??
.
Akpos: wetin u 1 read dat kind book for??
.
Hausa man: i 1 commit suicide!
.
Akpos stares at him and says,abeg comot 4 here!! who go come return the book?
Re: Akpos The Librarian! by THANKGODAZI: 12:23am On Oct 17, 2013
okk..so wat happend. Pls contiun
Re: Akpos The Librarian! by sweetiePe(f): 1:23am On Oct 17, 2013
Pastor: There's a man
here...

Akpors: (shouts 4rm d
crowd) It is me!

Pastor: I repeat, There's a
man here..

Akpors: (shouts from d
crowd) it is me and my
family.

Pastor: I say there's a man
Here..

Akpors: (shouts from d
crowd) it is
me ooooooh!!!

Pastor: They have
been sucking your blood
for 5yrs
now.

Akpors: Ah!!! no be me
ooooh...

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Re: Akpos The Librarian! by adeyemi91(m): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2015
THANKGODAZI:
okk..so wat happend. Pls contiun
He didn't get the book

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