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Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 05, 2008
A man from eastern nigeria went to united states to visit his younger brother who resides on the last floor of a high rise residential buiding of ten floors. This man was on his way out one morning and on getting to the ground floor,he realised;he has forgotten his wallet.

He looked up and sighted his brother sitting down at the balcony of their apartment (10th floor) Then,he started shouting "Emeka,wetem wallet". He kept calling the attention of his brother without any response until a white man on the balcony of the first floor threw a binocular to him to see his brother.

He held the binocular,looked up and said quietly[i], "E-me-ka, we-t-em wa-ll-et" [/i]
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Nella(f): 12:16pm On Jul 05, 2008
ooh right! took some time to process it, looool! haha, wht a fool,

nice one,
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by mohawkchic(f): 4:18pm On Jul 05, 2008
~LMAO . . .about to break my ribs!! grin Kwel Joke,Love it!
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 4:29am On Jul 06, 2008
make una explain am to me oh
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 12:19pm On Jul 06, 2008
go eat after that,read am again, you go understand
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by kene20(m): 6:20pm On Jul 06, 2008
lol,   jst picking d pieces of my ribs grin
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by troy34(m): 6:57pm On Jul 06, 2008
why laugh at what u dont understand
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 5:38am On Jul 07, 2008
My brother troy

Tell them.
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 10:02am On Jul 07, 2008
ok i will
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Jul 07, 2008
this sex transplant you do dey worry u badly
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2008
this transplant vex Ituen personally
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2008
:p :p :p
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 3:40am On Jul 08, 2008
Jeovy,

I gat vex personally cos Migines na my senior brother and i know wetin the boy pass through before im get Clemcy

If na you marry clemcy, come later know her condition, hw u go feel?

Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by dreeldee: 3:43am On Jul 08, 2008
shocked shocked shocked wetin dey under that girl lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked shocked shocked
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by mohawkchic(f): 4:01am On Jul 08, 2008
dreeldee:

shocked shocked shocked wetin dey under that girl lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked shocked shocked


~ grin grin ~ONE Shiny Bollocks!! cheesy
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 6:58am On Jul 08, 2008
Hehehe grin grin grin grin grin

If Clemcy asks of me, tell her I went to see The Queen
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by chistiana(f): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2008
heya. grin grin
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by MrInfo1(m): 1:33pm On Jul 20, 2008
See clemcykul butt cheesy
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Kays1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 20, 2008
Lord of Nazareth , grin
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Jul 21, 2008
lol dat was tyte grin grin grin

nice diickk, lovely moulds grin kiss
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Abbygyal(f): 7:36pm On Jul 21, 2008
omg!!!!!dats disgusting
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 8:47am On Jul 22, 2008
its beautiful grin
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 11:30am On Jul 22, 2008
Clemcy,

Tell them oh grin grin grin grin

Very soon, u go dey recieve calls for modelling
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Jul 22, 2008
how u take knoe?

i need money for maintenance grin
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by dreeldee: 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2008
na that thing you wan maintain? tongue
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by segunpc(m): 7:55am On Jul 23, 2008
@ joke

really tite.

@ ituen

wetin this mean be say with the binocular he tot his broda was closer.
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by ituen(m): 8:29am On Jul 23, 2008
Nooo

Na my senior brother, Migines, i dey console.

But wetin i like be say they have been doing fine and no problems for them

Hw clemcy pull dat one, i no know undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Jeovy(m): 9:12am On Jul 23, 2008
Clems dey use magic for under her hmm,
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by bibs(f): 9:23am On Jul 23, 2008
indeed a rib cracker!
Clem so na so u be? Its a pity!
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by chioya(f): 9:35am On Jul 23, 2008
na wa oh lipsrsealed
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by tufe(m): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2008
nice joke
Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by MrInfo1(m): 1:08am On Jul 24, 2008
Nice view of clemcykul butt  wink

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