dopeJemi: l'll run towards d drunkard so dat d mad man will chase me, he'll definiteLy chase me 2 where d drunkard is and I'll pass under d mad man's Leg and Leave dem 2 kill themselves, if dat doesn't work out, I'll just Wake up

Kenny4lyfe:

you're dead pal!

dopeJemi: l'll run towards d drunkard so dat d mad man will chase me

Really?

he'll definiteLy chase me 2 where d drunkard is and I'll pass under d mad man's Leg and Leave dem 2 kill themselves

What makes you think that a madt man'll allow you pass under his legs?

if dat doesn't work out, I'll just Wake up

Kenny4lyfe:

Really?



What makes you think that a madt man'll allow you pass under his legs?



This aint no dream pal! What will you do in real life?

dopeJemi:

I'll wrestLe d Mad man, he can onLy cut me if I Let him

Nice try buddie!
Come to think of it
Would you really wrestle a madt man?
I don't think so!
Remember you've gotta do this in less than 30 seconds!

Kenny4lyfe:

Nice try buddie!
Come to think of it
Would you really wrestle a madt man?
I don't think so!
Remember you've gotta do this in less than 30 seconds!

dopeJemi: why won't I, when my own Life is at stake

You can't overpower a madt man and escape in less than 30 seconds! You're dead again pal no offence!

Adrenaline123: The kung fu in me wil be rekindled,
first of all i will charge, pose with my tai chi stance standing on one leg and the other pointing to the sky then
i will bolt towards the mad man with a shaolin fist, gboooomm!!! Then double acrobatics in the air followed by a bicycle kick jijijijijijijiji!!!! (the mad man don die be that) without touching the ground i will fly with devastating batana kick gbooommm!!! in the head of the drunk then followed by an upper curt voooom!!! (sure two teeths out), finally a dragon punch. Boooooom!!!! (he falls). Then coming back to my stance a deep breath an bows with my fist on my palm. Continue my journey.

Dygeasy: I'd Go Through The Drunkard's Legs Instead. He's More Unconscious Compared To The Madman.

Nope! You can't go between their legs?
It's a road that wount allow the passage of two at a time!
Wanna squiz yourself through?
Fine!
I bet you wount escape in less than 30 seconds! Booom!!! You're dead!
Think harder pal!

Adrenaline123: The kung fu in me wil be rekindled,
first of all i will charge, pose with my tai chi stance standing on one leg and the other pointing to the sky then
i will bolt towards the mad man with a shaolin fist, gboooomm!!! Then double acrobatics in the air followed by a bicycle kick jijijijijijijiji!!!! (the mad man don die be that) without touching the ground i will fly with devastating batana kick gbooommm!!! in the head of the drunk then followed by an upper curt voooom!!! (sure two teeths out), finally a dragon punch. Boooooom!!!! (he falls). Then coming back to my stance a deep breath an bows with my fist on my palm. Continue my journey.

Seriously dude!
Who's your chifu?

Joyicy: i wil rather use dat 30secs to ask 4 forgiveness in other 2 make heaven rather dan displaying futile endeavours

Hmmmnnn
Sweerrry,
Don't tell me you're not interested in garri, blackberry and brazillian hair anymore...

ajasa4link: I go just pray and call on God,I mean God of adeboye,oyedepo, Lazarus muoka, oyakhilome,okotie ,oritsejafor and t.b Joshua .make he quickly bring the mad man back to his senses within 20 seconds o if HE no wan make that to be the end of my solomon Grundy o

I'm sure he's gonna ask you to put your faith to work!
Better still, this is a comical experience so, leave Papa God out of it! Thanks!

dmahn: What I ll just do is to shout fire! Fire!...Im sure evry one go run for his dear lyf...
Or i just take out the beer in my bag to d Drunkard am sure he ll smile and let me Go

You almost struck a chord there... Nice try!
You must be a drunk to have beer with you at that moment...
Wait a minute... did I mention you're carrying anything in the original post?
Be careful my friend!

Kenny4lyfe:

Nope! You can't go between their legs?
It's a road that wount allow the passage of two at a time!
Wanna squiz yourself through?
Fine!
I bet you wount escape in less than 30 seconds! Booom!!! You're dead!
Think harder pal!

Buoyantic: Disappearing things jor....

Lol!
Like Merlin: expetum disapearium!

Or

You do it like those "babalawos" in yoruba nollywood movies: *lifts up my right leg* Ofe, gbemi fo!

Kenny4lyfe:

Seriously dude!
Who's your chifu?

Adrenaline123:


Ooh. My chifu

Grandmaster Wong Fei Hong, the kung fu grandmaster.

Not the Wong Fei Hong I know my friend, your master must be Jin Kwai Ho from North Korea; he's well known for being suicidal!

T-smooth:
Climb the wall and jump to the other side. Shikena!

Sorry, I forgot to mention that the wall is high and barbed wired!