Ok no be joke, na real films... simple & short, white people too can make very stu.pid films. So make una leave Nollywood alone.


Avalanche Shark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotQoOngYno


Shark Pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri-UE0pEomA

^^^^^Lmao!

@Villageboi...tnx for d videos jare. Dis white ppl sef...

Teehee, glad y'all enjoyed it.

Errrrmmmm Mr Kslib... stop looking at booty and watch the foolishness of the 'trailer'.

bro, Villageboi
the problem is not that whites dont make foolish movies, it is that they make much more SENSIBLE movies than the ones you posted, MUCH MORE....while Nollywood simply is built on these crap movies , as the ones you posted.
let's be real for a minute: how many GOOD Nollywood movie have you seen lately?!
ps by good i mean proper audio, proper lighting, proper script, proper acting, proper camera work, proper cast etc as for the storyline, anyone has their own preferences so i wont put it on this list

MRbrownJAY: bro, Villageboi
the problem is not that whites dont make foolish movies, it is that they make much more SENSIBLE movies than the ones you posted, MUCH MORE....while Nollywood simply is built on these crap movies , as the ones you posted.
let's be real for a minute: how many GOOD Nollywood movie have you seen lately?!
ps by good i mean proper audio, proper lighting, proper script, proper acting, proper camera work, proper cast etc as for the storyline, anyone has their own preferences so i wont put it on this list

Blah blah blah which good movie are you talking about? After earth? Iron man 3? Hit man? Man of steel? Tsheeeeew!

^^^i cant argue with you about what a GOOD MOVIE is......if you dont know then you will never know, bro.
the movie you mentioned above had proper audio, proper lighting, proper script, proper acting, proper camera work, proper cast.....the fact that you didnt like the "storyline" is irrelevant to the point at hand.

this is what I (MBJ) take as the foundation of a good movie, you cant have a good movie without these.

MRbrownJAY: bro, Villageboi
the problem is not that whites dont make foolish movies, it is that they make much more SENSIBLE movies than the ones you posted, MUCH MORE....while Nollywood simply is built on these crap movies , as the ones you posted.
let's be real for a minute: how many GOOD Nollywood movie have you seen lately?!
ps by good i mean proper audio, proper lighting, proper script, proper acting, proper camera work, proper cast etc as for the storyline, anyone has their own preferences so i wont put it on this list

Hi Mr Jay this was never meant to be a 'serious' thread... it's just a bit of humour. And yes I have seen good Nigerian movies lately. Haba nah, it's not a thread about 'proper' audio, lighting and so on... it actually is about what you said is 'irrelevant' - "storyline" and yes these two happen to be as dumb as the come.
Anyway I apologise to you if we're not allowed to have a bit of fun!

PS - LMAOFUTMTWIS @ the videos teehee!

Ok, just watched the videos!!

The second video completely killed me---- It got me Rotflmfao!!

Don't go into the pool--- Do not go into the pool--- There is a shark---- There is a shark in it.. See the way the whole acting be sef.. It was supposed to be tragic, but it cracked me up..lol

I don die..
..
All izz well!

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Hahahahahaha! Just don't go in the pool... Duh!! lol

WTF, which kind?... The first trailer was a lil managable, the plot and characters tried small, but the second... My question is how the f**k did the shark find its way into the pool and what are those guys still doing there trying to still swim when there's a shark in the pool?
I watch the first trailer, but i'm regreting why i even watched the second upto 50sec (what a waste of MB).

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Hahahahaha. Sorry my broda, how bodi anyway? Ok, even sef the 2nd film is meant to be stu.pid... the thing take style pass stu.pid lol

MRbrownJAY: bro, Villageboi
the problem is not that whites don't make foolish movies, it is that they make much more SENSIBLE movies than the ones you posted, MUCH MORE....while Nollywood simply is built on these crap movies , as the ones you posted.
let's be real for a minute: how many GOOD Nollywood movie have you seen lately?!
ps by good i mean proper audio, proper lighting, proper script, proper acting, proper camera work, proper cast etc

WTF is this dude talking about?

^^^^^ Na evritin be 'WTF' for ya side....dhurr!!!

tony ayo:
WTF is this dude talking about?

Don't get him wrong he does have a point but probably misunderstood that I was joking with the thread.

sholay2011: ^^^^^ Na evritin be 'WTF' for ya side....dhurr!!!

WTF? I hear say last thursday (17th Oct) na your 83rd birthday for NL, HBD in arears sha.

If you guys actually read the comments you will find that Shark pool is a parody of crap films

lepasharon: If you guys actually read the comments you will find that Shark pool is a parody of crap films

Lol, don't take anything in this thread seriously... Shark Pool is also actually not even a real film
The thread was opened at a time when there was so much Nollywood bashing going on (not that that ever ends)... it was opened just for a laugh... nothing else.

..... smh