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This Picture Will Keep You Laffing / Conversation Between A Guy And A Girl On BBM..............,,,,, Very Funny / Dis Got Me Laffing (2) (3) (4)

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Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by chiboy1928(m): 7:31pm On Oct 22, 2013
The grave post of people differ according 2 tribe nd culture :see white man grave post: HERE LIES D BODY OF Sir.JOHN MACMILLAN 1922-2013. SIMPLE See yoruba woman grave post: HERE LIES D BODY OF MRS.ADEBOLA OYEKOLA FEMI MARIA OMOTAYO FUMI AYO 1950-2013 HER SURVIVE WITH 8 CHILDREN AYO,BOLA,KUNLE,BABATUNDE etc may her soul rest in peace.u no go fit knw ha name nd surname. Edo woman grave post: HERE LIES D BODY OF SIS.OVIE NOSA WHO DIED IN SAHARA DESERT ON HER WAY ITALY IN SEARCH OF GREENER PASTURE..Bt igbo man grave post dy unique : HERE LIES D BODY OF CHIEF OLIVER CHIMA OKEKE aku ne shi obi ike,owele of umuigbo local govt anabra state D CEO OF CHIMATEX NIG.LTD SHOP 21 UPPER IWEKA ROAD ONISHA,BRANCH OFFICE NO.9 Nnebisi road asaba importer nd exporter of all kind of spare parts tel no:0806942187 or 0812445215 email www.chimatex@yahoo.com (1921-2013) he died wen ofloading his container frm China.he survive wit his wife, 6 children nd 12 warehouses around nig: CHIMATEX nd Sons ng.LTD......Jesus Is Lord

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Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Tuntheycr7: 7:37pm On Oct 22, 2013
I laff mistakenly give ma friend's wife belle.....
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 22, 2013
I was expecting 2 laff more dan dis,u try sha,bt wrong thread!!
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Enegod(m): 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2013
trash
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 22, 2013
Enegod: trash
sweerie,na u be dis??
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by demelza: 7:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
Igbo kwenu! grin
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Idowuogbo(f): 7:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
Funny! Hahahhahaha undecided undecided
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Enegod(m): 7:47pm On Oct 22, 2013
Harbosede02: sweerie,na u be dis??
no..na my moniker undecided
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Nobody: 7:51pm On Oct 22, 2013
Enegod: no..na my moniker undecided
huh??
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Enegod(m): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2013
Harbosede02: huh??
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Smartiegurl(f): 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2013
Not true
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by chiboy1928(m): 8:11pm On Oct 22, 2013
Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy,  on
phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast)
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira.
So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!!
Pls take your phone your friend needs your help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C. Evening, D. Night.

Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!

Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me

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Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Enegod(m): 8:15pm On Oct 22, 2013
chiboy1928: Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy,  on
phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast)
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira.
So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!!
Pls take your phone your friend needs your help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C. Evening, D. Night.

Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!

Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me
grin grin
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by chycoroxie(f): 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2013
chiboy1928: Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy,  on
phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast)
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira.
So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!!
Pls take your phone your friend needs your help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C. Evening, D. Night.

Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!

Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me

Ochii atogbulam here!!!
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by plendil: 9:12pm On Oct 22, 2013
chiboy1928: Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy,  on
phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast)
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira.
So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!!
Pls take your phone your friend needs your help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C. Evening, D. Night.

Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!

Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me

SUUUUPPERBBB!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Adrenaline123(m): 11:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
My grandmother is very fat as in faaaaat!!!
I left my laptop on the floor of the sitting room to ease myself.
My grandmother thought is was a weighing scale!!!
And the deed has been done!!! Ooh!!! Poor laptop
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by Kolade9(m): 11:57pm On Oct 22, 2013
Funny shocked
Re: Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing by richie44(m): 12:39am On Oct 23, 2013
Copy copy...... U copy dis joke 4rm ma tread see as u dy fool ur self @ OP

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