Hello Nairalanders.
whats the worst English sentence You've ever heard? Mine was a day I was in the class for lecture and a friend of mine said "I don did it again" I almost died....

WHAT'S YOURS

Let's share and laugh it out

If you see your bucket,will you resemble it?

You didn't came to school yesterday

E plenty die,
enter ur shoe and follow me,

open d window let d atmoshpere jump in,

i av 2 daugthers and both of them are girls
wake of from ur lie

I passed my Waec once. My score was aggregate

we didnt does it

Between a mother and her 5 year old son.
Mother: Did you sing sang?
Son: I sang sing.

I once heard an agbero who was really pissed at someone say "I'm not a human being" . He actually thought he had said "I'm not a kid".

abiki: Between a mother and her 5 year old son.
Mother: Did you sing sang?
Son: I sang sing.

hehehehe eleyi gidi gon!

joe4christ: Hello Nairalanders.
whats the worst English sentence You've ever heard? Mine was a day I was in the class for lecture and a friend of mine said " I don did it again" I almost died....

WHAT'S YOURS

Let's share and laugh it out

People use dat expression " I don did it", on the sudden realization of some achievements. U guys that were laughing 2 dat, beta be laughing at ur various stupidity levels cox the last time i checked, Pidgin English is Great Nigerian Students lingua franca. Anyway, U are not to be blamed 4 dat, if u attend all these Ajebo, Rich Men Oyedepo! Convenant Universities. Cox u guys might be flogged or ask to pay 10 Naira or buy one packet of chalk for speaking Vernacular.

its a one person..
did you brought your phone?

urchman101: You didn't came to school yesterday

dis is ur worst?

U are very lucky

''It is not me that bought it, it is one of my friend that help me to bought it''
''Have you write it finish, because I want to start to be going''


Oh!! how can I forget:
"Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one..."
"My Heart feels sorry for these children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or the other
"The bombers, who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow"
and
"Let us show love to our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

Like:
-What i do....?
-Out of the only child of My Family i am the only One that is Educate.
-director have come..??

Youngsage: ''It is not me that bought it, it is one of my friend that help me to bought it''
''Have you write it finish, because I want to start to be going''


Oh!! how can I forget:
"Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one..."
"My Heart feels sorry for these children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or the other
"The bombers, who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow"
and
"Let us show love to our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

Youngsage: ''It is not me that bought it, it is one of my friend that help me to bought it''
''Have you write it finish, because I want to start to be going''


Oh!! how can I forget:
"Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one..."
"My Heart feels sorry for these children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or the other
"The bombers, who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow"
and
"Let us show love to our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

Youngsage: ''It is not me that bought it, it is one of my friend that help me to bought it''
''Have you write it finish, because I want to start to be going''


Oh!! how can I forget:
"Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one..."
"My Heart feels sorry for these children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or the other
"The bombers, who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow"
and
"Let us show love to our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

u are evil :-x

pastorPETER: Like:
-What i do....?
-Out of the only child of My Family i am the only One that is Educate.
-director have come..??

I joined a queue in a bank and a lady walked up to me. The following conversation ensued:

Lady: Did you met me here?

Me: 'Xcuse me? (Wanted her to quickly correct her blunder 'cos d ppl on d queue were already gazing at her)

Lady: I said did you met me here?

Me: I did not meet you here..

Lady: You mean you did not met me here.




My Government teacher in Secondary school: "Abacha dead in 1997".

I heard these yesterday during an argument.

You are a lack of speech to talk to me like that.
We are not a mate and i can born you. Are you understand?

What the answer

Look outside the window, that's our principal passing away.

"I losted my BB yesterday"!
And the guy don woo me finish for his mind oo...