Alright people, all systems go.
Welcome to the first official NL Kings Tourney - first round preliminary stage. That's right, history is about to be made, so without much ado, let's get in with the draws.
We first arrange the battlers in alphabetical order from 1 to 12, then paired in such a way that (1) will slug it out with (7), then ( with (2), (3) faces (9), (10) vs (4), (5) battles (11) and finally (12) files out against (6).

Now here's the list of battlers in ascending alphabetical order :

1. Affable
2. Chocckidd
3. Crizzy
4. Deli Dimes
5. Dopey G
6. god of music
7. Jaephilipss
8. Kerijay
9. Rap maestro
10. Rhyme lunatic
11. Shawndhabi
12. Tz phalanx

First round fixtures

a. Affable vs Jaephilipss
28 October 2013
b. Kerijay vs Chocckidd
30 October 2013
c. Crizzy vs Rap maestro
1 November 2013
d. Rhyme lunatic vs Deli dimes
3 November 2013
e. Dopey G vs Shawndhabi
5 November 2013
f. Tz phalanx vs god of music
7 November 2013

Rules
- 16 lines.
- Deadline is 9pm.
- Verses should be sent to mikuzezeala@gmail.com or my facebook box : m1ku2
- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments on here.

Main Judges
- Glacierz
- Mikuz
- Joshua base
- Illscripts

- Recognised do,.pe heads are also allowed to vote.

My name is dennis
I come from paris
I use my pe.nis
to play table tennis

Damn,mikuz. . .why dont u put me among the main judges? Since am not participating. . .

Good one.

mikuz: Good one.

I see you. . .:-)

Nice work Mikuz.....

slaughter time check in#

I see this

Yoruba_Jesus: My name is dennis
I come from paris
I use my pe.nis
to play table tennis

*Laughs till my kidneys explode!*

3rd of November? Why na? E too far...

hmmmmm... check in

Okay! Mikuz, I searched and got your fb ID. I'm gonna send it to your inbox (twill land in your msg i think, i.e you,re goin to copy it here abi?). By the way i'd be posting tomorow morning cos my lines are ready.. My fb ID is Udoh Samuel. Check your inbox tomorow.

My lines are ready. Guess i'd be sending it soon.

mikuz: Good one.

Already Sent My Verse To yo gmail... Holla back for confirmation..Thanks

got your mail bruv. nice one.

Mikuz check your PM.

Affable:


Niqqa drop the 'call' cos diz is ur DEADLINE/ I watch him "draw a line on the ground,and give it a blow" to afford PUNCHLINE/ I'm not trying to "DESTROY" his "FRAME",but ya'll will see the "PICTURE I'M VIEWING" when i TARNISH-his-IMAGE/ "DISS-appear" anywhere I am! Amma "screw what's driving you "nuts" and make you VARNISH-to-your-VILLAGE/ (^^disappear).
The only time he's HOT is when he's in the OVEN so i'd "SMASH-D-GEEK" 4 "SELF-SERVICING"/ and TRASH-HIS-DICK, 4 SELF-PLEASING/ "jaephillipss" needs "SCHOOLING", I wonder why broke nigga's wants to "CHOP-MONEY" like P-square, doesn't he know he's "FEE-LIPS??" (phillips)/ I'm here to devore your FEELINGS/ i'm a NEW BE in nairaland coz i've come to stay/(newbie). Nigga you think i'm "HALF-ABLE"? that means you don't know this calaba son: Affable/ your wackness is pitiable/ I PAYED diz ARTIST,he couldn't still DRAW-my-ATTENTION/ Steadfast I hold his breakfast coz he's meant-4D-DETENTION/ Body no be FIREWOOD but i'm BURNING-UP/ I Stand like an ERECTED dick like i'm "CUMMING UP" (coming up)/ i won the battle and i watch him screaming YES/NO like BANKY W's song/ i make you taste thorns/ like Franky's door-bull-you's tongue/ you "sell talks"? I don't "buy the idea"/ so you running? You mean you hide-here?/ smash my CUTLASS to his toe cause he was CAUGHT LAST/ the next time you here BUMMMM will be jaephillip's BOMB BLAST/

VS

Jaephilipss:


u the kinda guy I like to flog/
. . .n I might stop. . .u saw d pairing n u were like why God?/
my name put u inna bad mood, but m kind, came with petrol n matches to light u up/

I deal with chicks, who rake ma p3nis/
. . .I shake n press titss/
but u a low life. . .u begin with 'hoes' like a game of tennis /

U so fvcked up/. . .
M finna, beat d hell outta u without moving a muscle. . .nor tendon/ . . .beating u ain't work! I'll stand on d same spot n beat u to prove there was no work done!!

N if u wanna go gangster, imma send u bottles /
. . .n eff u up too
But err thing about u is little, so even with an axe, u like ma toe nail! I bend to cut you!!

...before d battle, he just masturbate /
U know why he does it? I told him he can't overcome Jae /
I'll slay u with mini kicks
. . .n finish him. . .
He's life's negative. . .anyone tell 'pha yaa ' attends MFM ministries!!

U ain't match, u dare calling me.. . .I kill u after smashing your head with my call log, n not bury him/ . . .any odd movement, he'll b stabbed with My blackberry pin/

Using knife!? to sharp to use on him/. . .so I squeeze him indoors, like keys, u got it/ then break his head on a table, no injury? y forming?? /
. . .fling him at d wall, give him a wall cut like arsenal football team!!

U against me? Your deaths definite, wait. . .
as my punch, setting him straight /
. . .then I school him! But if he tries to snitch, one punch!! N he'll pass out with his birth certificate!!!

.

Affable vs Jaephilipss : Up for votes!

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

16 lines

Voting Criteria :

Opener - Jaephilipss

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphor - Jaephilips

Punchlines - Jaephilipss

Flow - Jaephilipss

Wordplay - Affable

Closer - Tie

MVGT : Jaephilipss

MVGT: Jaephillips

Ibime: MVGT: Jaephillips

mikuz: Voting Criteria :

Opener - Jaephilipss

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphor - Jaephilips

Punchlines - Jaephilipss

Flow - Jaephilipss

Wordplay - Affable

Closer - Tie

MVGT : Jaephilipss

mikuz: Affable vs Jaephilipss : Up for votes!

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

16 lines

can i vote??

Lmao! Aiit. Keep the votes coming.

Yoruba_Jesus: My name is dennis
I come from paris
I use my pe.nis
to play table tennis

Mikuz abeg na how many linez?..... coz i'll be sendin mine soon.

Jaephilipsss: But err thing about u is little, so even with an axe, u like ma toe nail! I bend to cut you!!

Jaephilipsss: . . .so I squeeze him indoors, like keys, u got it/

Meta~stings.

MVGT- Jaephilips!!!

''U is so little, even with an axe. . .u like my toe nail, i have to bend to cut you!''

good!!

Opener affable

Rhymes tie

Similes/ Metaphor affable

Punchlinesjaephillips

Flow nill (both were sloppy)

Wordplay tie

Closer jaephillips

tie breaker=well frankly i enjoyed jaephillips verse better only becauase his opponent was kicking primary school punches/wordies

Mvgt jaeephillips

Well well well. My first battle on NL was not that bad huh? Hehehe Jaephillips you definitely got this one. C'grats bro.

Affable0709: Well well well. My first battle on NL was not that bad huh? Hehehe Jaephillips you definitely got this one. C'grats bro.

yes boss, some other time

Mikuz I've posted mine already....hope u've ssen it?

Hope am allowed to vote fam?