LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...
Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k
Every gurl will fill in one of the above
categories...
Then you start addition and subtraction as
follows:
Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!!
I hopeYou don't owe your in-law in the
process.

Lol!! 100k medium height+ beautiful 100k+ curvy hips 150k + slim 30k + long hair 12k +flat tommy 30k + great smiled 30k
It's smalls!! By the time I'm done with uni and masters...that's +5million

This is so hilarious

100+100+150+60+30-15+30 = 485k. Better market! E go dey enough to buy human hair and blackberry

What of those of us used to paying 'groom's price'?
Can I have a list for my DARLING 'MR KANAYO-O-KANWULILA' OF A TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME, HARD-WORKING [size=20pt]DELTA [/size]-IGBO -HUNK-OF-A-SPOUSE?

Sorry, where I come from. . .TOUGH WOMEN LIKE US. . .ONLY PAY GROOM'S PRICE. . .we are not AFFORDABLE!!!!

*Dang! 2:30PM. . . .Time to gerrrrrrrrout of bed. . .hit the damn gym. . .AND HEAD TO WORK!*

In my own opinion, this thread should be in the jokes section.

anwunli

Why would a "yellow" woman command higher price? No wonder some are bleaching! What's wrong with some men?

Tushnigerian: Lol!! 100k medium height+ beautiful 100k+ curvy hips 150k + slim 30k + long hair 12k +flat tommy 30k + great smiled 30k
It's smalls!! By the time I'm done with uni and masters...that's +5million

5mil?? Re u kidding me?