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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:03pm On Sep 05, 2015
prelinctus:
This thread has been officially derailed. That's Rule 1 broken. Had people been gearing up for a war of words, the trigger-happy mod would have hurriedly hidden posts. Doube standards or ineptitude?
My brother.. Derailing is highly needed at this point in time.. Make we no die of tension..
Meanwhile, check your m****..

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 5:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
Chai see as I fall my hand myself. Nobody pushed me ooh. Correction
M- 3+9+(-3)+3
A- 3+9+3+(-3)=15-3
S-15-3=12

Tk4rd Mathematics no dey lie true true as you talk. Still reeling in my serious hand falling, my primary 4 maths teacher Aunty Oyebola will be very angry. My mama self go vex.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by kblaze111: 6:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
lol @ Aunty Oyebola, you guys are funny

dway4ward:
Chai see as I fall my hand myself. Nobody pushed me ooh. Correction
M- 3+9+(-3)+3
A- 3+9+3+(-3)=15-3
S-15-3=12

Tk4rd Mathematics no dey lie true true as you talk. Still reeling in my serious hand falling, my primary 4 maths teacher Aunty Oyebola will be very angry. My mama self go vex.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 7:45pm On Sep 05, 2015
The answer is 12 its that simple. Enter it on a calculator or type it in google! The answer is 12!

B: bracket first, when there is bracket
O: Of next, when there is bracket
DM: division and multiplication
AS: addition and subtraction
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 8:35pm On Sep 05, 2015
At least the thread came alive a bit. For me the answer is.....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okeyjames(m): 8:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
masagoody:
now i see why some scholars didn't make it beyond the first stage of this recruitment. they solve a question like this and get a simple obvious answer and tell themselves there should be something more to the question than it seems. NA OVERCALCULATION DEY KILL NINJA FOR FIGHT.
You made it beyond the first stage because you can solve simple maths better than those that failed right? I see

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:45pm On Sep 05, 2015
Small time person go come here dey talk back door, the wrong ones bla bla bla... things like this proves that life isn't just black and white. Coz how do you explain that a person who dusted shl questions under intense pressure can calmly calculate this question and say the answer is 6? But then again , what do I know.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 9:33pm On Sep 05, 2015
scarletdp:
Small time person go come here dey talk back door, the wrong ones bla bla bla... things like this proves that life isn't just black and white. Coz how do you explain that a person who dusted shl questions under intense pressure can calmly calculate this question and say the answer is 6? But then again , what do I know.
lmao e dey happen grin

tk4rd yes, I did get another ban but not for quoting her post, from higher powers.... grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 9:48pm On Sep 05, 2015
Errm...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 9:49pm On Sep 05, 2015
Lol the poster above me has something to say kiss Hey Mr. David....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 10:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
ladyF:
Lol the poster above me has something to say kiss Hey Mr. David....
Somebody wey don pass commot, u come dey pull am back
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 10:15pm On Sep 05, 2015
Hi LadyF

tk4rd:
Somebody wey don pass commot, u come dey pull am back
Did you win your Most Beautiful Model Competition?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by StringerBell: 11:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 5:33am On Sep 06, 2015
StringerBell:
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

LMAO. This got me roaring with laughter at 5:30am. Dude u win the joke of the week grin grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 7:34am On Sep 06, 2015
StringerBell:
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

Hehehe... you are evil..
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 8:47am On Sep 06, 2015
Happy New Week peeps. May this be our lucky week!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 12:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ah, stringerbell..... You, and I know you ooh..... Me and other innocent fellows, ah, you recommend for mental checkup....... OK let's cross this hurdle now, I go report you give line manager, say you no dey quick forgive.
StringerBell:
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by lsoul: 12:49pm On Sep 06, 2015
cool Still observing cool
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by StringerBell: 1:05pm On Sep 06, 2015
dway4ward:
Ah, stringerbell..... You, and I know you ooh..... Me and other innocent fellows, ah, you recommend for mental checkup....... OK let's cross this hurdle now, I go report you give line manager, say you no dey quick forgive.
Lol..I'm sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood...too much tension up in here.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 1:06pm On Sep 06, 2015
davide470:


Did you win your Most Beautiful Model Competition?
They did partia.. it was just scam
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okeyjames(m): 2:22pm On Sep 06, 2015
dway4ward:
Chai see as I fall my hand myself. Nobody pushed me ooh. Correction
M- 3+9+(-3)+3
A- 3+9+3+(-3)=15-3
S-15-3=12

Tk4rd Mathematics no dey lie true true as you talk. Still reeling in my serious hand falling, my primary 4 maths teacher Aunty Oyebola will be very angry. My mama self go vex.
Bros anybody fit make mistake. No be problem at all
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2015
We still try na. At least we are dragging that it's 6 or 12. People dey wey dey calculate 18, 21 and other fancy figures. Some one even used differential calculus to solve and get 6.

For me though, after seeing the answers people gave to this question I will never doubt WAEC again when they declare the pass/fail rate for their exams.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okeyjames(m): 3:03pm On Sep 06, 2015
airsaylongcon:
We still try na. At least we are dragging that it's 6 or 12. People dey wey dey calculate 18, 21 and other fancy figures. Some one even used differential calculus to solve and get 6.

For me though, after seeing the answers people gave to this question I will never doubt WAEC again when they declare the pass/fail rate for their exams.
Lol.....but una way get 6 sef. Una deserve to chop cain o

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 3:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
okeyjames:

Lol.....but una way get 6 sef. Una deserve to chop cain o

Who be d "una"? I follow cowculate 6? I just dey here dey constitute you cun tink say na 6 I goatculate. Abeg now spoil my Bonny runs o... Dear (what's the name of that natural gas company in Finima) I categorically dissociate my self from the "una" dat OkeyJames is talking about. We the 12 calculators will not be painted with a different brush

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 4:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
airsaylongcon:


Who be d "una"? I follow cowculate 6? I just dey here dey constitute you cun tink say na 6 I goatculate. Abeg now spoil my Bonny runs o... Dear (what's the name of that natural gas company in Finima) I categorically dissociate my self from the "una" dat OkeyJames is talking about. We the 12 calculators will not be painted with a different brush

Hehehehe smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by blackknyte(m): 5:25pm On Sep 06, 2015
[size=16pt]ANYBODY STILL YET TO PAID TRANSPORT ALLOWANCE >Lagos to ph by road<[/size]
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okeyjames(m): 6:56pm On Sep 06, 2015
airsaylongcon:


Who be d "una"? I follow cowculate 6? I just dey here dey constitute you cun tink say na 6 I goatculate. Abeg now spoil my Bonny runs o... Dear (what's the name of that natural gas company in Finima) I categorically dissociate my self from the "una" dat OkeyJames is talking about. We the 12 calculators will not be painted with a different brush
Lol...you sef fit make mistake na.lol
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Aphrodite4(f): 8:56pm On Sep 06, 2015
Lol!!!

StringerBell:
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

Needed saying tbh
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by UGLYS: 9:05pm On Sep 06, 2015
Aphrodite4:
Lol!!!



Needed saying tbh

Where have you been?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 9:23pm On Sep 06, 2015
Aphrodite4:
Lol!!!


Needed saying tbh
Waoh! Look who just walked in! Warrior from time past

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Aphrodite4(f): 9:32pm On Sep 06, 2015
UGLYS:


Where have you been?

Har du vært i London for å se dronningen
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:00am On Sep 07, 2015
PLEASE GOD.. LET SOMETHING HAPPEN THIS WEEK WITH RESPECT TO OUR NLNG WAITING.. EVEN IF NA ONLY RESULTS WITHOUT ANY OTHER THING, IT IS OK.. LET OUR HEARTS HAVE PEACE AT LEAST.. I CAN'T TAKE MY HEART AND MIND OFF NLNG THESE DAYS, AND IT IS SERIOUSLY AFFECTING MY HEALTH..
PLEASE GOD, HEAL ME THIS WEEK.
TOUCH THE NLNG RECRUITMENT TEAM, AND I WILL BE HEALED OF THIS H.B.P..

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