A guy(a prolific womanizer known in some circles on a social networking site,the quy dey toast anything on skirt and 90% of his post are about girls ever since i knew him) name withheld on my friend list vex and posted this last night and i just quickly pop in to see this hilarious chats,couldn't stop laughing my azz out.and this is how it all went down....''quoted''

'am sure gonna curse/swear for any mumu geh dat doesnt hv any reasonable entertaining funky respectful chat wit me rather dan chity chats!
imagine this kind chats...
gal: hi
me: hello
gal: hi
me: hello
gal: hi..
me "snubbed".. wtf is this nonsense? do i look like ya class teacher?...
.
.anoda mumu..
me: sup bae
gal: I
me: J
gal: I
me: J
gal: K
me: L
gal: meaning?
me: am replyin u alphabetically..
Yesterday at 8:05pm

Ah ah.....as in why do psy doctors discharge dis pips so fast na?

i just dey wonder inside u and d guy,who mumu pass

op wetin you smoke this morning?

Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

What is this thread about again?

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

hian! Bros u nid prayerz, witches 4 ur village de take ur lyf play pangolo

Honesty is the best policy!

Creamychic:
Honesty is the best policy!

watsz funny about ur advice that's making u laugh.... Or are u laughing @ d joke...what am I saying sef?

Creamychic:
Honesty is the best policy!

seconded, if this will deter some guys from pestering qirls with love

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

oh boy tell me you not joking with this? Then i will tell you what i think but before then you really fall my hand even if nobody caught you--you should have eaten it right in front of her after all she is your babe right

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

THIS ARE THE PEOPLE XYNERISE EMPLOYED TO DERAIL TOPICS IN THIS SECTION ..... WELDON BRO WE SEE YA HAND

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

LMAO...this is funny. Forget her bro, you don lose.

the shame is too much ooo, just tynkin bout it am gettn goose bumps. besides nobody employed me to derail anytyn o.

This sun is too much

xynerise: This sun is too much

wich sun?? Na night wer i dey o

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

Lmao!!!

screenagerjoe: wich sun?? Na night wer i dey o

Somalia?

Hahahahhahahaa@Xynerise what a rumbunctious soul you are...very funny dude....

xynerise:
Somalia?

No oh... Nija.

Donalð Genes: Hahahahhahahaa@Xynerise what a rumbunctious soul you are...very funny dude....

What does I did?

screenagerjoe: No oh... Nija.

You must be working in the dungeon

xynerise:
You must be working in the dungeon

wer i dey work worse pass dungeon

xynerise:
What does I did?

aha! No fear homey, I think you're very lively and very popular among@NL ladies..i just notice it now lolzzzz

screenagerjoe: wer i dey work worse pass dungeon

Na charcoal factory?

screenagerjoe: wer i dey work worse pass dungeon

So,since then, have you seen the qirl and what later transpired btw you quys?

Donalð Genes:

aha! No fear homey, I think you're very lively and very popular among@NL ladies..i just notice it now lolzzzz

Thanks for the compliment bro. Na much hard work

Mr. Disciple:
hian! Bros u nid prayerz, witches 4 ur village de take ur lyf play pangolo

& this is real funny, the witch don swear 4 d boi head! Panpangolo all 9t! I suggest & recommend T B Josh fast, b4 water go over pass garri. Maybe his case will get delivered like Jimmy's

xynerise:
Thanks for the compliment bro. Na much hard work

u put in hard work to be popular among NL ladies?? Wer dos dt happen? Tell me sumfyn wey i nor knw.

screenagerjoe: u put in hard work to be popular among NL ladies?? Wer dos dt happen? Tell me sumfyn wey i nor knw.

No worry, when you reach the age u go understand