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Yes, its true, Tithe Works by christemmbassey(m): 7:18pm On Oct 31, 2013
Yes, tithe works, but ONLY FOR THE TITHE COLLECTORS. Just like kidnaping, armed robery, pension fraud, bank fraud and other crimes work for the practitioners. Ok, now, shine ur eyes, think and answer the following questions; 1. Who owns private jets in the church, is it the tithe payer or the tithe collectors? 2. Who owns universities where members can not afford for their children? Who own mansions n fleet of exotic cars, is it the tithe payers or the tithe collectors? 3. Who can afford the best school overseas for their children, d tithe payers or tithe collectors? 4. Who has investments in choiced blue chip coys, is it d tithe payer or d tithe collectors? You can also add ur own questions and answer, YES, TITHING WORKS VERY VERY WELL, BUT CLEARLY, ONLY FOR THE TITHE COLLECTORS.

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Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by PastorKun(m): 8:34pm On Oct 31, 2013
Shine your eyes smiley
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by DrummaBoy(m): 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2013
Walahi, Tithes Work

In fact Jesus from the tribe of the Judah was a tithe collector!

The apostles of the Lamb lived off tithes, had mansions to live, drove around in Jets and limousines, etc.

So, our Pastors and Bishops must feed fat on tithes and offering.

In fact the bible lends credence to all of these:

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9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men. 10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised. 11 Even unto this present hour we both hunger, and thirst, and are naked, and are buffeted, and have no certain dwellingplace; 12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it: 13 Being defamed, we entreat: we are made as the filth of the world, and are the offscouring of all things unto this day - 1 Corinthians 4.
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The gospel today is get rich or die trying all in the name of tithe collecting!!!

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Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by christemmbassey(m): 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2013
DrummaBoy: Walahi, Tithes Work

In fact Jesus from the tribe of the Judah was a tithe collector!

The apostles of the Lamb lived off tithes, had mansions to live, drove around in Jets and limousines, etc.

So, our Pastors and Bishops must feed fat on tithes and offering.

In fact the bible lends credence to all of these:

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The gospel today is get rich or die trying all in the name of tithe collecting!!!
bros where u get this kain verse? U tin say na every verse u go dey quote any how any how, D'boy, i know say u no like we pastors o, imagine u quoting NT for us, ok, is it bad 4 me to recoup even though i no invest shi shi n d real investors wait for donkey yrs with fasting n prayer for opening of windows dat will nt open. I tot u're my bros, now, i know better, bros no dey quote this kind verse again o, otherwise! U know na- we go make dat verse disapper for ya bible by fire by force. Cheers.

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Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by truthislight: 8:57am On Nov 01, 2013
christemmbassey: Yes, tithe works, but ONLY FOR THE TITHE COLLECTORS. Just like kidnaping, armed robery, pension fraud, bank fraud and other crimes work for the practitioners. Ok, now, shine ur eyes, think and answer the following questions; 1. Who owns private jets in the church, is it the tithe payer or the tithe collectors? 2. Who owns universities where members can not afford for their children? Who own mansions n fleet of exotic cars, is it the tithe payers or the tithe collectors? 3. Who can afford the best school overseas for their children, d tithe payers or tithe collectors? 4. Who has investments in choiced blue chip coys, is it d tithe payer or d tithe collectors? You can also add ur own questions and answer, YES, TITHING WORKS VERY VERY WELL, BUT CLEARLY, ONLY FOR THE TITHE COLLECTORS.

Yes, tithe works indeed, and we can all see how it works. Smh.
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by truthislight: 9:10am On Nov 01, 2013
christemmbassey: bros where u get this kain verse? U tin say na every verse u go dey quote any how any how, D'boy, i know say u no like we pastors o, imagine u quoting NT for us, ok, is it bad 4 me to recoup even though i no invest shi shi n d real investors wait for donkey yrs with fasting n prayer for opening of windows dat will nt open. I tot u're my bros, now, i know better, bros no dey quote this kind verse again o, otherwise! U know na- we go make dat verse disapper for ya bible by fire by force. Cheers.

Such verses that Drummer B quoted are 'nerver' quoted in the get rich churches of today o, infact, it is as though such kind verses is none existence.

If Chris Oyakhilome sees such kind verses, he will say it was wrongly translated and proceeds to shade more light on it in the best way to understand it.

The guy does not see any such kind passage in the NT that talks such kind things as quoted above o. cheesy

will he tell his congregation how he toiled for them or how he suffered for them ?
Ok, he will tell them how he went hungry for them. Lol. grin

impossicant o!
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by DrummaBoy(m): 2:37pm On Nov 01, 2013
christemmbassey: bros where u get this kain verse? U tin say na every verse u go dey quote any how any how, D'boy, i know say u no like we pastors o, imagine u quoting NT for us, ok, is it bad 4 me to recoup even though i no invest shi shi n d real investors wait for donkey yrs with fasting n prayer for opening of windows dat will nt open. I tot u're my bros, now, i know better, bros no dey quote this kind verse again o, otherwise! U know na- we go make dat verse disapper for ya bible by fire by force. Cheers.

When I saw this post, I no fit laugh finish! Na so we see am O!!

truthislight:

Such verses that Drummer B quoted are 'nerver' quoted in the get rich churches of today o, infact, it is as though such kind verses is none existence.

If Chris Oyakhilome sees such kind verses, he will say it was wrongly translated and proceeds to shade more light on it in the best way to understand it.

The guy does not see any such kind passage in the NT that talks such kind things as quoted above o. cheesy

will he tell his congregation how he toiled for them or how he suffered for them ?
Ok, he will tell them how he went hungry for them. Lol. grin

impossicant o!

O men, na wa these guys wey dey preach dey collect tithe O. Christembassey, shey we no go join the fray? Money dey inside this thing O. See the jeeps wey Chris Oyaks alone dey cruise!

Well if una one suffer, una dey una side O. Tithe dey Work O!!
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by Demainman1: 2:57pm On Nov 01, 2013
Wey dem? The tithe collectors?

E dey work for the tithe givers too. At least dem dey alive grin. As if the tithe collectors no dey alive cheesy
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by truthislight: 6:58pm On Nov 01, 2013
DrummaBoy:

When I saw this post, I no fit laugh finish! Na so we see am O!!



O men, na wa these guys wey dey preach dey collect tithe O. Christembassey, shey we no go join the fray? Money dey inside this thing O. See the jeeps wey Chris Oyaks alone dey cruise!

Well if una one suffer, una dey una side O. Tithe dey Work O!!

Hehehehe. Lol. grin

you are on you own o, i cannot because of this short life loose out on eternal life o! grin
Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by truthislight: 7:00pm On Nov 01, 2013
Demain_man: Wey dem? The tithe collectors?

E dey work for the tithe givers too. At least dem dey alive grin. As if the tithe collectors no dey alive cheesy

The ones we have here are collectors not givers o. Cant you see the way they battle to keep the milking line open ? Hehehe. Smh.

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Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by christemmbassey(m): 7:23pm On Nov 01, 2013
truthislight:

The ones we have here are collectors not givers o. Cant you see the way they battle to keep the milking line open ? Hehehe. Smh.
if Joa, Bidam, Ola, Image mko n d Gums hear u , i no dey dia o, tithe n offerings na eternal principles wey d work for only d collectors, but for d payers, they must do extra work till thy kingdom come.

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Re: Yes, its true, Tithe Works by christemmbassey(m): 7:40pm On Nov 01, 2013
DrummaBoy:

When I saw this post, I no fit laugh finish! Na so we see am O!!



O men, na wa these guys wey dey preach dey collect tithe O. Christembassey, shey we no go join the fray? Money dey inside this thing O. See the jeeps wey Chris Oyaks alone dey cruise!

Well if una one suffer, una dey una side O. Tithe dey Work O!!
i must collect tithe too, i no escort others to buy jeeps n jets, abi na me b jews whey kill Jesus, from this sunday malachi 3 here i come, now, whey them robbers, bring food(€ £ $) to d store haus o, if nt, hell dey o, if u like, steal, do ritual, scam, pros.titute, kill , kidnap, just bring 10% afterall Abram gave war booty.

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